krusher????

:t :okk:

: It's just a dream. The mummified person looked like this




News came that codename was staying on 1 of the rooms. So i knocked over there, was quite impatient so i pushed the door open, saw that he was sleeping and looked over to the right, I SAW A MUMMIFIED PERSON. waheguru!!!! That’s exactly my expression. I closed the door. Then this crazy chick came outta nowhere going nuts, so we were having a scrap right there. I wasn’t in the mood to fight so i pushed here all the way to another room at the other end and i ran off but i forgot to locked her up so she came running after. I opened codename’s door again and i wasn’t wrong or dreaming, there really was a mummified person there, i yelled out codename’s..name. The chick was still having a go at me unaware of what I saw. Codename finally came to the door! He gestured for me to come in but had to get rid of the chick 1st. Everything was just really weird. Then there was a flash, I was in the water, codename, a little girl, a woman and a little boy were there. The boy drowned and i must’ve known that little boy because I remember he did actually drown, what I saw wasn’t real, the boy wasn’t actually there. The woman and codename seemed pretty close but i knew codename doesn’t have a gf, let alone kids. Didn’t realised i was floating on the spot where the boy drowned. Then we were back at the place, i stormed into his room and codename just came out of the shower. Then we talked. More stuff happened but not worth mentioning.


I was weirded out of the whole thing. Hhahaha.

Haha yeah he's a comedian.

:Laugh: loved it! guys section was more fun...girls just bla bla blaaaaaaa :rockon:

Agreed.

Keep it simple.  :happy:

Never heard of these before.

Rules for men

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!


Rules for women

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...

(In response to the popular "A Woman's 50 Rules for Men")

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.

 :angry: Lost to the top seed. The phoenix clearly weren't ready to play them.

Day 10 results

Men
   
Quarterfinals 
7-David Ferrer (ESP) bt 1-Rafael Nadal (ESP) 6-4 6-2 6-3.
5-Andy Murray (SCO) bt Alexandr Dolgopolov (UKR) 7-5 6-3 6-7(3) 6-3.
   
Women
   
Quarterfinals 
3-Kim Clijsters (BEL) bt 12-Agnieszka Radwanska (POL) 6-3 7-6(4). 
2-Vera Zvonareva (RUS) bt 25-Petra Kvitova (CZE) 6-2 6-4.
   
Men's Doubles 

Quarterfinals 
2-Max Mirnyi (BLR)/Daniel Nestor (CAN) bt 5-Mariusz Fyrstenberg/Marcin Matkowski (POL) 7-6(3) 6-3. 
3-Mahesh Bhupathi/Leander Paes (IND) bt 8-Michael Llodra (FRA)/Nenad Zimonjic (SRB) 6-4 6-4.
   
Women's Doubles 

Semifinals 
1-Gisela Dulko (ARG)/Flavia Pennetta (ITA) bt 3-Liezel Huber (USA)/Nadia Petrova (RUS) 6-4 7-5. 
12-Victoria Azarenka (BLR)/Maria Kirilenko (RUS) bt 2-Kveta Peschke (CZE)/Katarina Srebotnik (SLO) 6-2 6-4.
   
Mixed Doubles
   
Quarterfinals 
3-Maria Kirilenko (RUS)/Nenad Zimonjic (SRB) bt Meghann Shaughnessy (USA)/Andy Ram (ISR) 6-1 7-6(1).

Carling Cup

Arsenal   3-0   Ipswich Town   59,387   
Bendtner 61   (Agg: 3-1)
Koscielny 64   
Fabregas 77   
 

Barclays Premier League

Blackpool   2-3   Manchester United   15,574   
Cathcart 15      Berbatov 72, 88
Campbell 43      Hernandez 74
Wigan Athletic   1-2   Aston Villa   16,442   
McCarthy 80      Agbonlahor 49
Young 62p
 

npower Football League Championship

Doncaster Rovers   0-2   Barnsley   10,740   
Haynes 54, 67
Nottingham Forest   1-0   Bristol City   19,694   
Chambers 47   
Portsmouth   1-2   Burnley   13,345   
Utaka 33      Rodriguez 31
Marney 37
 

npower Football League One
Brighton & Hove Albion   2-0   Colchester United   6,798   
Calderon 45   
Noone 76   
Hartlepool United   1-1   Notts County   2,545   
Liddle 38      Hughes 69
Leyton Orient   2-2   Milton Keynes Dons   3,131   
McGleish 9      Gleeson 7
Forbes 14      O'Hanlon 56
Sheffield Wednesday   2-2   Yeovil Town   16,618   
Madine 36      Bowditch 15
Johnson 86      Huntington 57
Swindon Town   0-0   Tranmere Rovers   6,912   
 
Walsall   1-1   Oldham Athletic   3,247   
Westlake 61      Morais 39
 

npower Football League Two

Cheltenham Town   1-2   Lincoln City   2,292   
Artus 31      Hunt 9
O'Keefe 22
Crewe Alexandra   2-1   Bradford City   3,665   
Donaldson 15      Duff 39
Moore 40   
Gillingham   0-2   Chesterfield   4,770   
Smalley 13, 49
Hereford United   2-1   Morecambe   1,831   
Colbeck 44      Drummond 52
Townsend 60   
Oxford United   3-1   Shrewsbury Town   6,264   
Hall 11      Wright 26
Constable 59, 76   
Port Vale   0-0   Barnet   4,112   
 
Southend United   4-1   Macclesfield Town      
Mohsni 17, 39      Daniel 79
Hall 33   
Easton 43   
Stevenage   3-0   Rotherham United   1,549   
Winn 44   
Harrison 85   
Laird 90   
 

Blue Square Premier

Altrincham   4-2   Hayes & Yeading    558   
Wedgbury 45      Louis 12
Clee 53      Pritchard 90
Reeves 72   
Twiss 79   
Barrow   1-1   Histon    883   
Rutherford 75      Clerima 2
Bath City   2-2   AFC Wimbledon   1,135   
Canham 52      Kedwell 32p
Murray 85      Hudson 45
Crawley Town   3-0   Cambridge United   3,241   
McAllister 61, 85   
Cook 69   
Darlington   0-0   Mansfield Town   1,614   
 
Eastbourne Borough   1-4   Tamworth    551   
Taylor 69      Thomas 36
Bradley 62
Perry 68p
Yussuf 89
Forest Green Rovers   1-1   Kidderminster Harriers    687   
Guinan 20      McPhee 82
Kettering Town   2-1   FLEETWOOD TOWN    798   
Solkhon 54      McGuire 90
Christie 90   
Luton Town   1-0   Grimsby Town   5,609   
Gnakpa 25   
 

Tennents Scottish Cup

Airdrie United   2-5   Morton   1,033   
Mackay-Steven 77      O'Brien 14
Sally 80      Jenkins 61, 71
Graham 68
Monti 84p
Stranraer   4-3   Stenhousemuir    521   
One 19, 74      Dalziel 17
Malcolm 44      Gallagher(og) 45
Murphy 49      Clark 90p
 

Irn-Bru Scottish League Division Two

Dumbarton   1-2   Forfar Athletic    404   
Walker 26      Fotheringham 71
Deasley 72
 

Irn-Bru Scottish League Division Three

Albion Rovers   0-0   Annan Athletic      
 
Arbroath   3-5   East Stirlingshire      
McAnespie 23      Johnston 28
Rattray 42      Dunn 38, 64
Doris 67p      Maguire 46
Beveridge 82