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Jokes Majaak / Re: If men were to write advice columns
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:34:38 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: If men were to write advice columns
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:27:00 AM »
so elle finally u got that
Lol got what? You'd like to say something as well?  /:)

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Jokes Majaak / Only if you have a sense of humour
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:24:57 AM »
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts,"You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

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Pics / Re: Ride the way you Walk :D
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:23:33 AM »

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Pics / Re: proof that dogs can't understand english properly
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:22:55 AM »
sure they were dog?  :happy:
No it wasn't a dog. They were 3 dogs.

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Sports Khelan / Re: Rugby league and touch
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:21:06 AM »
Ginger got into a pub brawl in hams. Not only is his reputation on the line, he's hanging by a thread. What a bad look for wellington sevens.  :pagel:

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Sports Khelan / Re: Football talk
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:15:21 AM »
Torres signed a contract with chelsea for NZ$100 million. :surp: :whew

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Sports Khelan / Re: Cricket Zone
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:09:39 AM »
Pakistan only needs 85 runs to win.  :woried: Doesn't look good for us.

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Cars / Re: Honda S2K - Drive low
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:02:21 AM »
do you like the offsets?
its bit too much! my mate got a beamer with 19" m3 wheels n they are offsets too
Yeah.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: If men were to write advice columns
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:58:02 AM »
you can share always but you know Some people aren't mature enough to read all this :)
hpe you dont mind
I am sorry if you did
No, i'm sure you're just doing your job. That's 1 of the things you only care about after all. Congrats.

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Cars / Re: Tuned Nissan 370Z
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:40:03 AM »
Cool. Just not cool enough.

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Cars / Re: Honda S2K - Drive low
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:39:36 AM »
The wheels.  :love:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: If men were to write advice columns
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:33:58 AM »
This might be going too far. Please keep your jokes clean Hydrostatics.
There's a lot of young Punjabis online these days. Please respect all audiences.
Chill. It's just a  joke, it's not like we're discussing anything here.  :wow: Kids under 16 shouldn't be here anyways.


sorry I edited it already bhaji
Gee thanks mate. I appreciate it. People can't have a laugh, not only that, they have to suck the fun out of it as well. :waitin: Way to suck up to the admin and take his side

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Pics / Re: proof that dogs can't understand english properly
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:25:26 AM »
ur dog do the same Elle? :p
We had 3 dogs and they scared the living hell outta every other dog.

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Pics / Re: gym mates in pictures
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:23:14 AM »
Haha good man.

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Pics / Re: Work Load
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:21:09 AM »
LoL...  I Would HappiLy Help thiS  KedDdii  :happy:
:laugh: Hard work my man!

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Pics / Re: New trainee-Army
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:20:37 AM »
Mong-keh.

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Pics / Re: Ride the way you Walk :D
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:19:26 AM »
 :cooll: Hardz.

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Gup Shup / Re: Funny things that happen in pj
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:18:23 AM »

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Knowledge / Re: Time management tips for success!
« on: February 01, 2011, 03:17:21 AM »


Real Elle ... it would give you the 20 mins to plan and 10 mins to relax before you start off for the day!! Howzzaaatt!

But dont check PJ in that extra 30 mins :hehe: :hehe: that wouldn't help.


Hahahahaha i would be surprised if i even have time for pj. I don't want to go back just yet, serious. I know i'll be busy this year. Or i'll slack off. And i'mnot a morning person. :happy:

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