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« on: August 06, 2012, 06:37:47 AM »
We agreed i would be blue! it's not my fault other copycats started to copy! i demand i go back to blue! seriously though, i do not suit this colour and it's pissing me off bad. ANYTHING BUT PINK!
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« on: July 29, 2012, 07:28:17 AM »
Some people believe the number 13 to be unlucky, however in some cultures and religion, it is considered a lucky number. 
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« on: July 23, 2012, 07:23:52 AM »
For you guys, how are your punjabi parents and other indian parents in general when it comes non-indian people? Specifically white people like me. Do they not mind us, would they welcome us if we were in relationship with their children? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Seriously though. Just how welcoming would they be, would they treat non-indians any differently(Doesn't have to be a 'bad' sort of different), would they feel awkward around us, would they more likely to hate us and not ever want to meet us?
I'm meeting my indian in laws next year, they know about me. But you see i'd rather have them be open and honest and say they would not want to meet me, than for them to pretend to like me. I'm not an expert when it comes to dealing with parents so wish me luck
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« on: July 14, 2012, 06:36:16 AM »
There's no kfc, mcdonalds, burger fuel, subway, burger king, wendy's, pizza hut, hell's pizza in india????? :13: :13: :13: Was told there's only 2 or 3 chains. Wth!!!!!!!! -Cancelling trip to india-
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« on: July 14, 2012, 05:18:15 AM »
Can't seem to view mine. The page ceases to load
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« on: July 13, 2012, 08:36:27 AM »
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« on: July 12, 2012, 07:41:23 AM »
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, he calls out: "Da-ad!"
"What?" his father asks.
"I'm thirsty,” the boy says. “Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No,” his father replies. “You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes pass, and the little boy calls out for his father again.
"What?" his father shouts.
"I'm thirsty,” the boy says. “Can I have a glass of water?"
"I told you no!” the father sternly replies. “If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minute pass, and the little boy calls out for his father again.
"What?" his father asks.
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
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« on: July 11, 2012, 08:17:55 AM »
I was replying to my bf's txt tonight and i don't often write "xox" so because i don't think too much when txting, i accidentally typed "xxx" instead of xox. Crikey!!! i only realised on the last minute :shutup:
Type the accidental txt typos you've made here :D:
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« on: July 11, 2012, 07:54:46 AM »
:won: 16 days until it kicks off :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: Dates: July 27 - August 12 Main website: http://www.olympic.orgOfficial london 2012 website: http://www.london2012.comCountries: 200 qualified, 204 estimated Stadium: Olympic stadium Events: 302 in 26 sports Host: London, england  LET'S GO NOUVELLE ZEALANDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: back in 2008, we weren't exactly amazing, placed in 25th in the ranking table with 9 medals but i hope we will make our mark this time :waitin: :happy: What countries are you guys supporting?
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« on: July 09, 2012, 07:24:48 AM »
EX means: Thanks for the EXperience….our time has EXpired…..now EXit my life. :laugh: :okk:
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« on: July 01, 2012, 08:02:36 AM »
One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals.
The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you".
So the 3 people followed the orders which were to go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of your choice.
So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. The cannibals said, "put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression". The person held his composure however then made a facial expression after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.
The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. The cannibals said, "put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". However as much as he tried to restrain himself the person burst into tears laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.
In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "why did you start laughing?"
The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."
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« on: July 01, 2012, 07:48:25 AM »
A father and daughter who lived as husband and wife and had a child together have been charged with committing incest.
The 32-year-old man and 18-year-old woman admitted the charge when they appeared in the Dunedin District Court on Friday, the Otago Daily Times reported.
The pair, who have lived together for about two years, have been in a sexual relationship since August 2010, which resulted in the birth of a child.
When police questioned the pair after receiving a complaint last month they freely admitted to living as husband and wife with the knowledge that they were father and daughter.
The woman said she was in love with the man.
The man fathered the woman when he was 14 and had little to do with her until she turned 16.
The father made contact with his daughter's family in 2010 and arranged to visit her. After several visits they began living together.
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« on: June 26, 2012, 06:59:51 AM »
If your father is white and your mother indian, but she left him before you were born because he is a drug addict. She has now remarried to an indian man(Your step father). Would you one day(When you're old enough) want to know who your real father is?
The reason i'm asking is because this actually has happened in my city. The girl is punjabi, the guy is a kiwi. They were married but they got divorced because of his drug addiction. She was pregnant with his child. The girl now married an indian guy. Recently gave birth to her son from that kiwi dude. So if you guys were this newborn 'baby', would you want to meet your real father(The white man) one day? Would you care that he had/has drug addiction? Or would you only love your step father who stuck by your side throughout the years?
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« on: June 24, 2012, 05:45:41 AM »
My bf's flatmate has a gf in india. They were talking on the phone. Then his flatmate asked me if i wanted to talk to his gf and i said sure why not. He told her about me, i'm white, gf of his friend, i speak a bit of punjabi but she should talk in english to practise her english. Then she refused! To talk to me. Rofl!!!!
Perhaps she was anxious? I was a little curious myself because i've never spoken to someone living in india. Let alone talking to a stranger. :happy: Hehehe that could have been interesting though
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« on: June 24, 2012, 04:59:26 AM »
Doesn't seem to be working when i do it but i'd like this as the background music on my profile. Cheerios
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« on: June 22, 2012, 06:19:39 AM »
Jesus can walk on water, humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans.. Therefore i am Jesus.
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« on: June 16, 2012, 07:53:18 AM »
What is it you may ask?  : :happy: This is not for an under 18's eyes :D: :D: :D: 
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« on: June 14, 2012, 06:18:40 AM »
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer replies, “Now what’s your final question?”
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« on: June 11, 2012, 05:25:32 AM »
A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he'd missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: "It's 5 a.m. Wake up.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 10, 2012, 05:12:31 AM »
You can't be ugly and play hard to get
it doesn't work that way
you're already hard to want! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D: :D: : : : :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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