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« on: December 15, 2010, 07:15:18 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ricky Ponting - Liz Hurley. Finding her in the sack's probably the best chance he's got of getting close enough to Warnie to beg that bloke to make a comeback.
Sonny Bill Williams - A nice safe hobby to play away from rugby that doesn't involve either speeding down mountainsides on slabs of sharpened fibre glass or asking another man of equivalent bulk to don gloves and punch his living daylights out.
West Ham United - Just your stock standard, garden-variety-type total miracle needed please, St Nick.
Tiger Woods - Whatever it was when he was the man who had everything.
LeBron James - Someone to go round and remind all the other teams they're only there to make up the numbers, remember?
Black Caps - A team they can beat. (Santa politely declined this request intimating that, no, not even his special skills would be of help in this particular area.)
Graham Henry - A brilliant scientist to invent a machine that only clones Test match players who wear jerseys numbered "10" and "7".
Sepp Blatter - Something, anything, that could only ever be described as "a gay old time".
All us couch potato tv viewers - Many more ads like the "We Will Be Match Fit" cameraman commercial. Utterly brilliant, perfectly pitched.
Pakistan cricket - A conscience. Or failing that a village idiot somewhere who might actually believe that the pile of cash (29,000 pounds) found in capt Salman Butt's hotel room during the recent spot-fixing allegations really was, as he says, "given to me for the opening of a London ice cream parlour".
Halberg Judging Panel - Eye Lasik surgery so they can clearly see that just because rowing holds its "World Championships" every 12 months, that doesn't mean those titles are necessarily worth more than the All Whites fantastic unbeaten efforts at this year's FIFA world cup.
Wayne Barnes - A new career doing anything at all as long as it doesn't involve controlling Rugby World Cup quarter finals.
Australian cricket - A spinner. But not in the way that errant paceman Mitchell Johnson is.
Tour de France - A race winner with better luck than this year's bloke who, by sheer act of incredible coincidence, just happened to dine at the only restaurant on earth that serves steroid-laden tainted-meat as its regular main course. Or failing that, the same village idiot Pakistani cricket have asked Santa to find...
Roger Federer - Rafael Nadal's entry form for the Australian Open to get unfortunately lost in the post somewhere between here and the North Pole.
The America's Cup - A regatta where a whole lot of normal looking yachts with things like sails and rigging race eachother to win an age-old trophy without either a law firm or bored billionaire with nothing better to do anywhere in sight. (Note from Santa: "Please refer to Black Caps request as above".)
Stadium Southland - A new roof designed strong enough to withstand a heavy snowfall just in case something similar was ever to happen again in Invercargill. Although, being only a brisk southerly north of the Antarctic, why would it?
Shane Warne - Nothing. Not a single thing. By the look on his face I think he already knows that, yes, Santa is real (only he changed his name to "Liz") and that if you ask nicely then, truly, "all your Christmases really can come at once".
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« on: December 13, 2010, 06:09:33 AM »
There was the fifa world cup with the AW, mccullum's t20 ton against the aussies in welly, benji marshall's four nations brilliance, AB's breaking the hearts of the wallabies, silver ferns winning gold and winning back to back rowing golds at lake karapiro. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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« on: December 13, 2010, 05:44:25 AM »
LA lakers were undefeated against the NJ nets, 99-92 thanks to kobe bryant.
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« on: December 13, 2010, 05:40:13 AM »
Welly is accordingly the most successful district in the 60-year history of men's interprovincial golf tournament winning the finals on home turf.
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« on: December 13, 2010, 04:47:22 AM »
So we've all changed/edited/modified our display name/screen name at some point so whenever you change your DN, just let us know here.
My 1st ever DN was LoveMyPunjabiBF, then changed it to ※※※TR€M€ H@RDCOR€ or something like then to ※TR€M€ H@RDCOR€ then my previous 1 was $TR@TO$PH€R€※ and now i've changed it again to which my current 1 now is ※TR€M€ STR@T€X D@NG€R. :laugh: I know it doesn't really make sense but i basically turned stratosphere to stratex. =D>
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« on: December 11, 2010, 08:04:03 PM »
2 kansas university basketball fans paid more $5.7million for this 10 by 8 inch book.  It's the book of the original rules of basketball written by james naismith, who invented the sport basketball, over a century ago.
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« on: December 10, 2010, 08:32:59 PM »
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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« on: December 06, 2010, 02:04:48 AM »
I'd like the alienware area 51 and rock extreme sl8. I don't mind having voodoo envy h171 and dell m6400. If anyone cares enough and loves me. :happy: 1. Luvaglio One Million Dollar Laptop: $1,000,000 The title says it all. You should own $1 million to own this laptop. This laptop is made to order and you will get your own design and specification. You can also order from what kind of material your laptop will be made. You can choose from wood, metal or iron. This laptop is also designed so the owner can upgrade the hardware themself. This laptop is equipped with 128 solid State drive, MP3 player, built in USB stick and equipped with “integrated screen cleaning feature”.  2. Tulip E-Go Diamond: $355,000 The laptop has an image as “most luxurious laptop in the world”. And I guess it’s true. The reason is because the laptop is designed with a touch of chrome in unique women bag shapre. The grip of the laptop can be replaced with white gold and diamonds. The price of this laptop can reach $355,000. Don’t ask about performace as this is the same as usual laptop. It’s just 12 antiglare screen display, 2 GB of RAM, 160 GB Hard disk, integrated webcam, bluetooth 2.0 and DVD burner. You should be rich enough to spend $355,000 for just a laptop.  3. Ego for Bentley: $20,000 From the image of this laptop, you will surely think that this is not a laptop for men. The authenticity of bentley logo make this laptop very stylish and worhty to carry match with the bentley car that also driven by the owner. The laptop can match the color of the Bentley car. This laptop usually bring by rich women that can spend $20.000 just for fashion purpose. For your intention this laptop just use 64 bit for vista and 160 GB Hard Disk.  4. Voodoo Envy H:171: $8500 If You want a high performance laptop that already optimized you should consider this laptop. The laptop is already optimized so will be maximal in performance. The specifications of the laptop are Intel Core 2 Extreme X6800 processor, 4 GB of RAM, twin Nvidia Quadro FX Go 2500M graphics chipset, 1.3 Megapixel webcam, dual 250 GB hard diskk, 7 in 1 memory card reader, dual layer DVD RW drive and high resolution 17 inch 1920 x 1200 display. The special thing about this laptop is the casing that can be chosen from 14 tattoos options available. The price of this laptop is $ 8,500.  5. Rock Extreme SL8: $5000 This laptop is claimed to be the world’s fastest laptop computer with specs of Intel Core 2 Quad Processor, NVIDIA 9800 GPUs in SLI and 8GB of RAM. Equipped with blue ray that can display in high definition. You must be proud to own this prestige laptop. The price is $5,000 and I think it’s very reasonable price compared to its feature.  6. Alienware Area 51: $5000 This laptop is dedicated for the game lovers. This laptop is sophiticated in hardware design with stylish and sleek casing design. The laptop is using Intel Core 2 Extreme Packs with Nvidia Geforce 9800M GT in dual SLI Configuration with 1 GB in graphic performance. This laptop has 1 TB of storage in high speed RAID 0 configuration. The storage is equipped with a smart bay system that can record HD TV and film with the built in TV tuner. For $5,000 this laptop is very reasonable in price.  7. Lenovo ThinkPad W700DS: $4500 The special thing about this laptop is the secondary pull out display that can be drawn from the main dispaly. It makes this laptop different from normal 17 inch laptop. The additional dispaly is very useful for excel and CAD programs. The display itself is also very high in quality. This laptop is equipped with 2.53 Ghz Core 2 Quad Extreme QX9000, 4 GB RAM, Dual 250 GB 5200 RPM Hard drives. The price is $4,500.  8. Toshiba Qosmio G35-AV660: $3500 The special thing about this laptop is can handle HD DVD. The laptop is powered by 2.0 GHZ Core 2 Duo, 240 GB RAID 0 HDD and Nvidia GeForce Go 7600. This is the first laptop computer that utilize with HD DVD player with 17 inch screen in 1920 x 1200 resolution. The price is quite expensive but you will think it’s worth of money because of the good design and the entertainment. Just provide $3,500 and you can take this laptop home.  9. Dell M6400: $3000 This notebook that coming from Dell is very powerful. It’s featured with Intel Core 2 Quad Core Extreme Edition Processors. The reason of using this laptop is for ripping complex analysis that need large data and graphics memory as the laptop have 16 GB of 1066 MHZ DDR 3 Memory for data as well as 1 GB of graphics memory. You won’t think that this laptop is the same as the low priced dell in all aspect. The price of this notebook reaches $3,000. Just provide that amount of money to buy this laptop.  10. Acer Ferrari 1100: $3000 Acer Ferrari laptop is built just like the Ferrari car. It’s built with ultralight design that wear resistant carbon fiber chassis. The laptop is built using AMD Turion X2 Dual Core CPU, 4 GB of RAM and of course all other features like Wifi. With the good specification of hardware, it’s hoped that it will get the maximal speed like Ferrari car. It’s a worthed buying with $ 3000. The reason to buy this most expensive laptop usually for the performance and of course for appearance.  http://www.mostexpensivelaptop.net/
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« on: December 06, 2010, 12:58:31 AM »
 1st time winning the supercar title at the 250km race in sydney. Tough luck for shane van gisbergen after running out of fuel. :thaa:
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« on: December 04, 2010, 05:17:45 AM »
Squash players, NZ number 1 martin knight with joelle king lost to egyptian number 10 mohamed el shorbagy, 11-6 11-9 11-9. And world number 13 darly selby defeated NZ number 2 and world number 49, 11-3 11-5 11-3. X_X
And the women lost to england 2-1 in the women's finals in palmy.
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« on: December 03, 2010, 07:57:42 PM »
:laugh: NZ will be playing against the hungry and desperate aussies.
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« on: December 03, 2010, 07:49:20 PM »
West tigers and kiwis captain, benji marshall won this year's league award, golden boot award. =D> =D> =D> =D> :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: BEATING THE AUSSIES AND THE ENGLISH! :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: 
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« on: December 03, 2010, 07:42:51 PM »
:won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: :won: Team of the year, ranked number 1, the ABs swept the IRB awards after winning 13 of the 14 tests. AB captain, Richie mccaw is the 1st player to win IRB player of the year 3 times. 
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« on: December 03, 2010, 07:25:33 PM »
Davis cup final is tied between the french and the serbians. In a way i want france to win this.
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« on: December 03, 2010, 05:07:05 AM »
 This is his 5th title. He had beaten rafael nadal on the finals 6-3 3-6 6-1. :won: :won: :won:
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« on: December 03, 2010, 04:48:07 AM »
Tickets on sale now at ticketek. Tournament dates: January 10-15 2011. 
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« on: December 03, 2010, 04:08:11 AM »
Wind up your wife is a prank played by 2 rock radio broadcasters(robert and jono(r&j)) where someone basically rings r&j to wind their relative/spouse/parent, the caller is still on the line to listen but stays quiet. And then r&j rings up the wind up victim and wind them up. Tonight's wind up your wife prank however went bad this is how it went:
Caller rings r&j to wind up clayton(caller's hubby), r&j rings up clayton(wind up victim)
clayton: clayton speaking
r&j: this is _________. :blah: :blah: :blah: We can send a bunch of roses for free to whoever you pick. All you need is to provide us their name and address.
clayton: i don't believe you guys but anyways, send it to chloe ________and she lives in _______________ dunedin.
wife(who has been listening at the other end of the line): WHO THE F**K IS CHLOE!! waheguru!!!!!
clayton: waheguru.. who is this?..
wife: this is your wife that you've been married to for 7 years!
clayton: sh*t. she's a friend..
wife: you don't send roses to your friends!
clayton cusses all over place and hangs up the phone
r&j: THAT WAS A BAD IDEA! LET'S GO TO COMMERCIALS.
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« on: December 01, 2010, 11:23:57 PM »
You may now kiss the... dog. :woried: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Joseph Guiso ties the knot with his best friend, Honey the labrador.A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend – a five-year-old labrador. In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago. Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk. "You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso’s vows read... http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2010/12/01/man-marrys-dog-city-first-toowoomba/
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« on: November 30, 2010, 11:38:29 PM »
Immature stupid crazy ridiculous not romantic not feminine not that funny that it's funny and he doesn't get my jokes sometimes But also because i'm.. Gorgeous
Can be smart and sweet
hilarious
different
absolutely amazing That's not a really nice thing to say about your gf is it? :laugh: :pagel: The cons. There's more cons than pros.  :
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« on: November 30, 2010, 03:17:52 AM »
What are some stupid questions that people had asked you or random questions that you've heard people asks?
* How do you sleep?
/:)
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