"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."


"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"


"It would take too long to explain," REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."


"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."


"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."


"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard," REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"


"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."


"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."


"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."


"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses," REALLY MEANS, "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, wearing a thong."


"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."


"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."


"Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing," REALLY MEANS, "I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."


"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."


"I brought you a present," REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game."

"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."


"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."


"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."


"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

2010 Suzuki International Tri-Series round 2 results from Manfeild.

F1 Superbikes race 1: Andrew Stroud (Hamilton, Suzuki GSXR1000), 1; Robbie Bugden (Australia, Suzuki GSXR1000), 2; Sloan Frost (Tauranga, BMW S1000RR), 3; Nick Cole (Hamilton, Kawasaki ZX-10R), 4; Tony Rees (Whakatane, Yamaha YZF-R1), 5; Craig Shirriffs (Feilding, Suzuki GSXR1000), 6.

Race 2: Stroud, 1; Bugden, 2; Cole, 3; Frost, 4; Rees, 5; John Ross (Christchurch, BMW S1000RR), 6.

Series points: Andrew Stroud, 93; Robbie Bugden, 90; Sloan Frost, 85; Nick Cole, 54; Tony Rees, 54; Ryan Hampton (Christchurch, Honda CBR1000RR), 54; Craig Shirriffs, 51; John Ross, 51; Hayden Fitzgerald (Hawera, Honda CBR1000RR), 45

Why do i get the feeling that rules doesn't apply to everybody especially the use of profanity. I reported a thread because the dude was cussing, i've seen people swearing their head off without censoring in the chatroom and in the forum, but they don't get told off. Whilst when i'm cussing without censoring, i'm the bad guy! mods are quick to delete my post. Everyone else is getting special treatment. I'm actually serious. Nothing wrong with swearing, i love to cuss, people can swear if the want to, i believe in freedom of everything. When i was told that pj doesn't allow swearing, i censored my swear words because i'm just a member of pj but then again i am who i am. If the staff allow other members to swear without censoring then why the hell can't i? Some people need to take man up pills around here. If it sounds like i'm about to punch someone, you're damn right!

 =D> =D> =D> =D> I predicted she would. The hungarian won the ASB classic tennis in aucks beating janina wickmayer in straight sets.


"my dream come true".

"The feeling, I couldn't believe it, I cannot describe it," she said.

"That's what you've wanted and you've got it."

World number 2, roger federer defeated nikolay davydenko, 6-3 6-4 to win qatar open in central doha.

"I'm very happy to kick-off the season today this way I think I played an amazing match...it will give me a lot of confidence for the remainder of the season," Federer said in a courtside interview.

There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man.

He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.

A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said, “It’s alright! The Lord will save me!”

So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise and a boat came to him but, once again, the man shouted, “No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!” and, once again, the boat sped off.

The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated, “I don’t need saving! My Lord will come”

Reluctantly, the helicopter left.

The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and the man drowned.

At the gates of heaven, the man met St. Peter. Confused, he asked, “Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man – why did my Lord not rescue me?”

St. Peter replied, “For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters and a boat!”

Ok i'm not exactly good with writing good things about people but believe me, i'm trying here. If i've forgotten about you then show up here and complain, yell and scream at me. In a random order:


©od€nam€ 47 - This dude is awesome. He's a good guy and you won't find a lot of him

_FateH_ - Man this dude is all over pj, wherever you go, he's there! the guy's full of life

Sarb Gill - Mr mysterious, skilled, laid back and a good dude.

☫ੴƬỊGER☬SƬYLĖੴ☫ - I can barely understand the things that come outta his mouth but he's always going to be pj tigger. He can be funny and artistic.

♥ Khish Mish ♥ - Probably the only person in pj that's not too uptight, she's pretty nice and friendly.

$$VELLY_JATT$$ - If I need a partner in crime, I’d call this guy.

Jhanda Amli – You can’t get yourself to hate this dude forever. He’s funny, a good bloke, exaggerates sometimes and if you need help, he’s your man.

HONEY SINGH....DESI JATT – Funny, friendly, a spammer and if you need a laugh, that’s his name.

LondonPunjabi – He’s up to date and knows a lot about the world and shares his knowledge, a genius.

kerfufle – He’s a bit random and can be funny.

PowerLifter – FFF  = Flirty, funny, friendly. Needs to take a few man up pills though.

azs10107 – Tries to be funny but fails. A good lad though.

• » ∂єѕι кαυя « • - Does her job and does it well.

Waheguru tu sab kujh janda – Seen him around, seems nice, randomly posted comments on my page.

ਮਾਂ ਦਾ "Gangster" ਪੁੱਤ - The 1st person to send me buddy request, he created some good topics but quiet nowadays.

~SnowFlake~ - Mature,  still getting to know her

_noXiouS_ - She’s nice, friendly and fair

Majajeneh  - Seen her posts a few times, seems nice and also 1 of the people in my buddy list.

Grenade Singh - To me he’s still a mystery, still getting to know him, he’s the boss around here, good lad.

The desi dude – Probably hates me because I’m a kiwi but hopefully we’ll be able to settle our differences

Sandhu_boys – Read some jokes he posted and they were hilarious.

Punjabi Lion – Don’t know him but nice username, seen him a few times around here. Lol

Kudrat K. Grewal – Nice and mature

Titlee – Nice, straight up, can be funny and friendly.

Jatti_Killa4nia_Di – She was sort of funny and nice, quiet these days.

|• Navi Braich •| ® - Seems nice, still getting to know him, i like how i pronounce his username. Lmao

Jatti^Anti^Narcotics – Addicted to pj, we don’t seem to like each other, oh well.

As the All Whites funnelled through the mixed zone in the bowels of Polokwane's Peter Mokaba Stadium after their final World Cup match, there was no euphoria, no sense of a job well done, not even an obligatory smile for the cameras.

To a man their heads were bowed and their faces ashen, as if they had let themselves and the New Zealand sporting public down.

That the New Zealand football team could go through the World Cup undefeated - they were the only team of the 32 at South Africa 2010 to do so after drawing their three group matches but failing to progress to the knockout rounds - and be so dismayed at bowing out was testament to how far the sport has come in the past 12 months.

They can reflect fondly on a wonderful ride that captivated the nation, though, despite surprising the world with their feats, the team felt they fell short of their own expectations.

Maybe they did. Had they pushed harder for a result in that final match against Paraguay, instead of sitting back and attempting to catch the eventual group winners on the break, maybe they could, dare we suggest, have topped the group?

Either way, there is no doubt Winston Reid's stoppage time equaliser against Slovakia in a 1-1 draw at Rustenburg and Shane Smeltz's early toe-poke goal in a famous 1-1 draw with defending champions Italy at Nelspruit provided New Zealanders with enduring memories.

Even the 0-0 draw with Paraguay, ranked inside the world's top 20, was a previously unthinkable result for a New Zealand team, and it should be remembered the buildup campaign in Austria included a 1-0 win over Serbia, also ranked inside the top 20.

"It's been the biggest time in my life in football," All Whites coach Ricki Herbert reflected.

"To get it across the line after so long not being at a World Cup, and then to got there and get the results that we got, it was an amazing time. I think that very clearly sent a strong message around the world about football in New Zealand, and that was important to us.

"It was the perfect combination that came together at the right time."

Several players enhanced their reputations, none more so than inspirational captain Ryan Nelsen, outstanding goalkeeper Mark Paston, and young defenders Tommy Smith and Winston Reid, both newcomers to the team this year having switched allegiances after playing for England and Denmark, respectively, at youth level.

Nelsen and Paston each featured twice in The Guardian's list of top 10 individual performances at the tournament.

Reid went on to sign with English Premier League team West Ham - he has not yet made an impact at Upton Park - but other big contract offers for All Whites post-World Cup were not forthcoming.

Strikers Chris Killen and Shane Smeltz and defender Ivan Vicelich went to the relatively obscure Chinese league but that was about it.

Smeltz lasted three days at Shandong Luneng, returning to Australia briefly before signing with Turkish club Genclerbirligi in late August.

The hard luck story was that of vice-captain Tim Brown, who sustained a shoulder injury in a 1-2 loss to Australia in a warm-up match at Melbourne. Despite making the final 23 for South Africa after completing a race against time to prove his fitness, the midfield mainstay did not feature at the tournament.

The team, ranked 78 before the World Cup and now sitting at 63rd in the world, returned home in October to celebrate their achievement with matches against Honduras (1-1 at Auckland) and Paraguay (0-2 loss at Wellington) and New Zealand Football is targeting a regular diet of matches next year as preparations begin for Brazil 2014.

The national body is in a financially strong position after securing ASB Bank as a major sponsor, but is on the lookout for a new chief executive after Michael Glading surprisingly ended his 2-1/2 year tenure late in the year, believing his work had been done at NZF and citing the need for new challenges.

Wellington Phoenix's playoffs run in the A-League in February-March kicked the year off nicely.

They finished fourth in the regular season, becoming the first New Zealand-based footballteam to make the playoffs in an Australian national league, and had a sellout home crowd of 32,000 in a playoff win against Newcastle before losing the preliminary final 2-4 at Sydney FC.

They are under-performing this season, however, mired in mid-table and with a real battle on their hands just to make the playoffs, despite having what most pundits would agree is a better team, on paper, than last season.

Domestically, Waitakere United won the national league title, beating Canterbury United in the final, and Wellington club Miramar Rangers prevailed over Auckland's Bay Olympic in the Chatham Cup final.

The New Zealand women's team had a top year, too, qualifying for next year's World Cup in Germany after breezing through Oceania qualifying at Auckland in October, scoring 50 goals and conceding none from their five matches.

The Football Ferns also had good results in other competitions, including a 1-0 win over Italy, a 3-0 win over Scotland, a 1-1 draw with the Netherlands and a 0-0 draw with England.

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."

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