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Shayari / Rus ke ta dekho
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:31:50 PM »

Tusi Hasde o sanu hasaun vaste,
Tusi Ronde o sanu rovaun vaste,
Ek var Rus k te Dekho sohneo,
Mar javange tuhanu manaun vaste .


 :love: 8->

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Gup Shup / BLETYA
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:24:31 PM »
Bletya

Jehde Punjabi lok UK vich rehnde aa ohna nu Punjab vich “BLETYA” ja “BLETYEH” kia janda.

Koi meinu das sakda eh kio hai?


Punjabi people who live in the UK are sometimes referred to as “BLETYEH”, but can any one tell my why and also the origin of this term.


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News Khabran / RSS-BJP 'hatred' of Muslims like that of Nazis for Jews
« on: December 19, 2010, 12:47:08 PM »
New Delhi:  Senior Congress leader Digvijaya Singh launched a sharp attack on the RSS and the BJP, likening their "hatred" towards Muslims to that of the Nazis towards the Jews and claiming that the "roots of terrorism" in India lie in BJP leader L K Advani's 1992 Rath Yatra.

He also sought to take the battle over the 2G spectrum allocation issue into the Opposition camp by alleging that the radiowaves scam originated under the NDA rule when late Pramod Mahajan was the Telecom Minister.

Singh said it was under Mahajan's tenure that allocation of spectrum was made on the first-come-first-serve basis as against the prevailing auction of circles.

In a hard-hitting speech, he also demanded fast-tracking of probe against two chief ministers of Uttar Pradesh who allegedly own assets disproportionate to their known sources of income. Singh, the AICC general secretary and in-charge of party affairs in Uttar Pradesh, did not take any names.

There are disproportionate assets cases against Chief Minister Mayawati of BSP and former chief minister and Samajwadi Party (SP) supremo Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Hitting out at the RSS, Singh said, "In the 1930s Hitler's Nazi party attacked the Jews... similarly the RSS ideology wants to capture power by targeting Muslims under the garb of furthering nationalism."

Singh, who was seconding the political resolution moved by Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee at the 83rd Congress Plenary in Burari, singled out senior BJP leader L K Advani for "sowing the seeds of division" among the Hindus and Muslims by undertaking the controversial Rath Yatra in 1992.

He said the "demolition of the Babri Masjid is the darkest patch in the history of India. The roots of terrorism in India lie in BJP leader L K Advani's Rath Yatra".

Accusing the BJP of maintaining that all Muslims are not terrorists but all terrorists are Muslims, Singh said, "Can we apply the same logic and say that all Hindus are not terrorists but all Hindu terrorists arrested in various blast cases are RSS activists."

The RSS has been "sowing the seeds of Muslim hatred" in the minds of the new generation through 'Shishu Mandir' schools and "this is the biggest danger for us", he claimed.

Singh also claimed the RSS had made its activists enter the bureaucracy, police and even the Army.

He said the rise of RSS-BJP "ideology of violence and hatred" posed the "biggest challenge" before the nation. The other big challenges were the Communists and regional political parties, he said.

He said the Congress needs to take steps to convert into trust the mistrust in the minds "of our Muslim brothers".

Singh claimed that the 2G spectrum scam originated during the NDA rule and BJP's demand for a JPC probe into spectrum allocation was "only to delay the ongoing investigations" by CBI, Income Tax officials and the Enforcement Directorate.

The political resolution states that secularism is the lifeline of Indian democracy "that is threatened by the ideology of the BJP and its affiliate organisations like the RSS, which spreads hatred and violence.

"The RSS and the VHP are insidious in their effort to break India," it said.

Maintaining that the "failure to protect all citizens will cast a shadow over our future," it said the BJP and RSS-VHP "continue to hide their prejudice and the atrocities committed by them behind the rhetoric of economic progress and pseudo-nationalism" and asserted it was imperative that the Congress and the people "call their bluff".

In an attack on Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi, it said, "we cannot be indifferent to the plight of our fellow citizens in Gujarat who have suffered untold misery - by denying their humanity we will betray our own".



http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/rss-bjp-hatred-of-muslims-like-that-of-nazis-for-jews-digvijaya-singh-73535

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Gup Shup / Sulphe di laat.
« on: December 18, 2010, 08:49:45 PM »
"Sulphe di laat"


Ascha Yaro, lao ik namva swal.

Koi jana meinu das sakda ke "Sulphe di laat" ki hundi aa. Eh mein Punjabi gania vich kai var sunia. Kudi "sulphe di laat vargi". Bhala kudi sulphe di laat vargi gidda ho sakdi aa?.

So my question to you all intelligent folk is: what is a "sulphe di laat"? and what is its origin?

Meinu es swal de jawaab da pta, bhar mein ehna janana chauhda ha ke hor kinne jania nu pta hove ga.

25
Gup Shup / Iko Pind De Nahi Ho Sakde
« on: December 16, 2010, 03:50:16 PM »
Ik din mein te mera Baba Ji bethe DVD dekhde c, Singh is King dekhde c.
 
Bethe bethe Baba Ji kehnde "eh jede actor aa, sare door door shehraN de hone aa"
 
Mein puchia, "HaNji Baba JI,  bhar Baba Ji eh kioN puchia?".

Baba Ji bna swar k kehnde "KeoN k ehne Kanjar sare ik pind de nahi ho sakde"

Vah Ji Vah Baba Ji, Poori gal sirre la ti


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News Khabran / Snowman Murdered
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:37:31 PM »
A video posted on YouTube shows the bus veering toward the snowman outside the University of Illinois in Champaign-Urbana, USA.

A car carefully steers around the snowman moments before the bus ploughs through it.
As the snowman is flattened shouts of 'no' can be heard in the background.

The video, entitled Insane Bus Driver Brutally Murders Snowman, has sparked debate over whether it's the driver who is to blame for the incident or the person who put it there.

The video was posted after a snowstorm earlier this month.

It is believed the driver resigned after officials with the local travel authority saw the video.
Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District spokeswoman Jan Kijowski told The (Champaign) News-Gazette that the driver resigned.

She refused to identify the driver or discuss the resignation.
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Insane Bus Driver Brutally Murders Snowman



Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/850465-bus-driver-forced-to-resign-after-murder-of-snowman#ixzz18CON6z7O

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Funny Videos / I love you!
« on: December 12, 2010, 11:26:48 AM »
I love you line comes at the end, I like the lift scene "SHE'S HOT; INDEED".


Very funny Indian ad for Godrej DVD Player




 happy0045 happy0045 happy0045



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News Khabran / Gang-rape of a girl, based on court order in Pakistan
« on: December 10, 2010, 07:14:23 AM »
Islamabad, Pakistan - 04 Dec 2010A

Pakistani tribal council recently ordered the gang rape of an 18-year-old girl as a punishment to her family after her younger brother was seen walking with a girl from a higher class. The rape occurred June 22 in the southern Punjab province.

According to theAssociated Press, A tribal court, tribal affiliated "Mastoi", ordered to gang rape of an 18 years old girl in public. The sentence was executed While were watching it about a thousand people and girl’s father too.

Based on this report, the girl's brother, 11 year old teenage and from Gujar tribal, had relationship with a girl from Mastoi that she was higher in terms of social. People of the city had seen them when they were walking in the street.

Tribal courts of Mastoi, ordered to a gang rape of the boy’s sister in public, for revenge of this act.

The four men selected by court for doing rape, while the girl and her father are giving up claim with cries but they raped the girl in front of her father. The private Human Rights Commission of Pakistan demanded that all those involved in the rape, which took place June 22 in the village of Meerwala in southern Punjab province, be punished.

Police said the victim's father had filed criminal charges against the four men involved in the case. Police said they picked up eight relatives of the suspects to pressure the perpetrators into surrendering. "We will spare no efforts to do justice" for the victim, police official Malik Saeed said According to CBS News, "The violence against women is not a new phenomenon, but incidents of gang-rape have suddenly increased in Pakistan," said Naeem Mirza, a spokesman for Pakistan's Aurat Foundation, a women's rights organization.

"Mostly, those who commit gang-rapes or kill women in the name of honor are influential tribesmen or feudal, therefore, they escape punishment," Mirza said. "Women are often punished for the crimes committed by male members of their families."

The gang-rape has outraged rights groups, who say the increase in violence against women reflects the demeaning status of women in the country who are victims of a centuries-old tribal justice system.

"Usually, families of the victim of rape don't report these matters to the police to avoid further shame and disgrace," Mirza said Pakistan has a tradition of tribal justice in which crimes or affronts to dignity are punished outside the framework of Pakistani law. The Human Rights Commission of Pakistan has demanded an end to punishments by tribal councils.

Kamla Hayyat, of the commission, said the group will send a fact-finding mission to the victim's village to determine what happened and provide help to her.

"The increasing incidents of terrible atrocities against women are a terrible reflection on the state of society and the status of women within it," commission chairman Afrasiab Khattak said in a statement



Link below.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7524165-group-rape-to-a-girl-based-on-court-order-in-pakistan

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Love Pyar / Dad
« on: December 10, 2010, 06:36:04 AM »
Dads are often the most misunderstood part of the family unit. As a rule, men have trouble displaying their emotions. This is product of our society that believes that it is not macho to show emotions. Fathers may have been shamed into repressing their emotions and may pass this on to their children. On the other hand a father who can show his children that a real man is one who shows emotion is a great gift to his children. A father plays a huge role in his children's development. Hopefully, he will live up to the challenge of being the best Dad that he can be.


God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so, He called it ... Dad
8-> :won: =D>

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News Khabran / Man marries pillow
« on: December 08, 2010, 03:23:32 PM »
True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.
 
'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.
 
'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.


Go to the link below and see the photo, its hilarious. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

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News Khabran / How old are your panties?
« on: December 07, 2010, 07:18:46 PM »


Pants survey: Would you wear five-year-old underwear?

More than a quarter of Londoners still wear underwear they've owned for five years or more, according to a revealing and rather intimate survey.

Research revealed 28% of Londoners still wear underwear they've owned for five years or more.

A frightening 27% of men and 7% of women in London confess that they wear briefs for two days without washing them.

And it gets worse - 16% of men and 4% of women say they wear them for three days or longer without changing.

Almost a third of Londoners (29%) are 'turned off' sleeping with a new partner due to their awful underwear.

The study by Kelkoo asked 5,000 UK adults to reveal the truth lurking in the nation's underwear drawers.

Laboratory tests revealed the extent of inadequate underwear washing with E.coli and other harmful bacteria detected on 83% of 'clean' underwear samples over one year old.

A total of 80% of Londoners washed their pants on 40C or less which does not kill bacteria.

Dr Lisa Ackerley, managing director, Hygiene Audit Systems, said: 'The results of the study we conducted on behalf of Kelkoo give some cause for concern, with the levels and types of bacteria detected exposing the fact that lower temperature wash cycles simply don't do a good enough job.

'The testing also highlights the risks people take by washing their underwear with other household items such as tea towels. On a low temperature wash, doing so can easily result in cross contamination of bacterial nasties from pants to tea towels or kitchen cloths, which could then subsequently be transferred to items that come into contact with food, and could ultimately cause food poisoning.
X_X X_X X_X
 :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/849214-pants-survey-would-you-wear-five-year-old-underwear

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Jokes Majaak / Tu sohni, tera na Sohni
« on: December 06, 2010, 08:10:01 PM »
Tu sohni,  tera na Sohni,
Par  tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
Sohni ta kacche ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler  te vi na aa saki!!!

Fer ki hoyeya  je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi sehra sajavange,
Saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
 
Ni tu challi gayi  England,
Bja ke yaara da Band,
Tu ki socheya  ke yaar tera tubaah ho gaya ?
India aa ke dekh, tere yaar da vyaah ho gaya!!!




 :he: :he: :he: :he: :loll:

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News Khabran / Walk in the Woods
« on: December 01, 2010, 07:31:20 PM »

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Funny Videos / Are Americans Stupid?
« on: December 01, 2010, 04:45:05 PM »
Are Americans Stupid?


Watch this video and make up your own minds.


Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES



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Funny Videos / Pano, phone ayaa....
« on: November 30, 2010, 07:24:54 PM »
Pano Funny Phone Call from America




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Religous Videos / Battle of Chamkaur
« on: November 28, 2010, 07:42:37 PM »
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa, Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh. :rabb:



Battle of Chamkaur (Khalsa vs Mughal) 1704

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Gup Shup / Then I saw her mother!!!!!
« on: November 24, 2010, 02:39:17 PM »
I recently met a girl, she sounded pretty good and looked pretty good. But then I saw her mother. OMG; I suddenly realised the girl would look exactly like her in about 20 years time. OMG; I had to run. Have you ever been in a similar situation? X_X

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Knowledge / (Travel) All about the REAL Dubai
« on: November 22, 2010, 04:41:16 AM »
I have no idea why people look at the Middle East through rose tinted glasses.

Dubai might look great in pictures but it comes at a cost.

It comes at a huge human cost. It is a disgrace.

Watch these reports and see if you still feel great about the slavery that is Dubai



Slave Builders



Abuse of Migrant Workers in Middle East - Campaigning for Rights



Abusing workers in Dubai






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Funny Videos / Never Trust A Woman
« on: October 26, 2010, 06:23:37 PM »
Yaro, Never trust a woman.........Oouch!!!!



Never Trust A Woman


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Fun Time / Oh Kadi TaN Peke Ja Ni Begum - Funny Punjabi Poem
« on: September 07, 2010, 07:21:24 PM »
Oh Kadi TaN Peke Ja Ni Begum - Funny Punjabi Poem


Funny Punjabi Poetry

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