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« on: April 03, 2009, 02:45:02 AM »
That's very nice.
4382
« on: April 02, 2009, 10:49:42 AM »
Dear Employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
Management
PS Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.
4383
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:48:27 PM »
LoL. That is one HUGE snake.
4384
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
I can volunteer to supervise!
4385
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:06:01 PM »
Sharam ta nahi aundi lokan de jazbaatan naal khilwaar karde hoye.
4386
« on: April 01, 2009, 04:25:02 PM »
LOL! That's so cute.
4387
« on: April 01, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »
You dont stand a chance, softie.
4388
« on: April 01, 2009, 04:09:29 PM »
That's a really lame answer when you can't come up with something decent yourself. :)
4389
« on: April 01, 2009, 03:53:49 PM »
OH crap! Those flights to outer space aren't real? I hope I can get my money back.
4390
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:44:16 AM »
Sadi majj duniya vich famous haigi. Pind da naam assi dass nahi sakde kyonke fer bheer bahut ho jandi. Sada pind bara simple jeha. Ehne tourist handle nahi kar sakda.
4391
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:29:35 AM »
karke vekhla. Tenu mere naal pyar ho jana. EX bf. LOL
4392
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:27:27 AM »
lol. April Fools.
Jehra menu kidnap karuga, ohne pachtauna.
4393
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:25:51 AM »
You know i've been kidnapped before.
4394
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:24:11 AM »
Maa ohdo khush hundi jadon ohda putt ek vahuti lehke aunda jehri sara kamm kare. Te mummy baith ke soap operas dheke te rob chalave.
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« on: April 01, 2009, 08:21:51 AM »
LOL! I"m really scared now. You sound like my ex boyfriend.
Maybe you are my ex..RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
4396
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:20:10 AM »
Menu already teri freako AKH wali foto tau darr laggi janda, tu burke di gall kardi.
4397
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:17:05 AM »
Hun menu sad hone de naal naal darr vi lagan lagg paya.
4398
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:15:10 AM »
It's a sad day friends. It was nice knowing you.
4399
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:12:59 AM »
Menu pata Manmohniye naal ki hoya. Oh mall vich gayee purse lehn te store owner ohnu kehnda oh vala purse discontinue ho gaya. Eh sun ke ohnu heart attack hone lagga see. LOL
Balle;
4400
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:08:22 AM »
Saday pind ek majj hai, ohda naam haiga Chakchoondar. Oh bahut famous haigi. Sariya majja ohdi bahut respect kardiya.
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