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Messages - KuriPataka
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1941
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:16:18 AM »
ajj fer mere saray purse closet de upparo dig ke mere sir wich vajjay LOL
1942
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:15:48 AM »
Yaar tenu meri koyee gall changi lagdi?
lol
1943
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:14:51 AM »
I got a useless fun topic. LOL
BEST PURSE COMPETITION.
We already had a shoes one...why not this one.
1944
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:13:27 AM »
LOL. Yea right.
Mere kol AK47 haini just shoes/purses hunde.
1945
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:12:51 AM »
Saray sohne.
I love Bullet's backgrounds so meri vote ohnu.
1946
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:09:40 AM »
Ethay pehla hi bahut haige ne.
1947
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:06:11 AM »
Dil nu sir wich maarna.
credit card chori karde...at least shopping ta hoju
1948
« on: January 02, 2010, 08:05:05 AM »
LOL
ohna nu ki kehna. oh ta hunde pagal ne.
1949
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:59:37 AM »
Acha fer peehkay dekho. Aimmee pehla hi na bura kaho
LOL
1950
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:58:26 AM »
Hmm..
Menu ta Indian border plane wich cross karna aunda.
Pehla othay customs walay magar pehnde..fer saman chukkan walay.
Je otho bach jao fer shotay shotay bache paise mangde.
Je ohna ta bach jao, fer kisse na kisse family member nu kuch na kuch chaida.
Loki darde koshish hi nahi karde border cross karan di. LOL
1951
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:56:15 AM »
LOL.
Kalyug botal wich aunda lol
1952
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:05 AM »
Subject: A teacher's story about Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but
before she could say 'fcuk,' the Rottweiler ate her!
1953
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:53:46 AM »
Na peen toh.
1954
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:53:26 AM »
LoL.
Yea I have the right to vote par kardi nahi. BS politics.
1955
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:52:50 AM »
GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband..
'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.
1956
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:50:21 AM »
Sheeshe wich dekh la.
JOKE.
1957
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:49:24 AM »
Puff Daddy da jet bhej dindi. Raat da ethay hi khara haiga
1958
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:48:37 AM »
laDa Tu CrOSs KITe C. :LOL:
aND INDiaN BORder DA vi DAs DInde .?
Hor raaz kiddan pata laggay?
1959
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:43:17 AM »
lol.
Mere ghar aja. Roti milju.
1960
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:42:38 AM »
lol, hatay kadon see?
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