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« on: January 02, 2010, 06:03:55 PM »
Hello Janta,
Please do not delete others' posts unnecessarly.
Only delete posts that have abusive words. Usually you can just edit the topic and block the vulgar words.
It is not fair for users to have their posts deleted without a valid reason.
Any question or clarification..puch leyo.
Thanks.
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« on: January 02, 2010, 08:17:19 AM »
I'm sick of this nick Kuri Pataka....
Koyee jana suggestion devo new nick layee..
Puthay sidhe vi theek ah just no swear words lol
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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:05 AM »
Subject: A teacher's story about Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but
before she could say 'fcuk,' the Rottweiler ate her!
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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:52:50 AM »
GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband..
'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.
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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:41:50 AM »
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU
GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE
CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR
A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN
VOTE.
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« on: January 01, 2010, 09:21:26 PM »
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« on: December 30, 2009, 09:32:25 AM »
Another year ending...
Another one about to start...
How are you starting your new years? Party sharty? Ja fer Saun ke? Ja fer Talli ho kay?
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« on: December 27, 2009, 02:38:05 AM »
This is how women react when Sonnenkinder tries to pick them up. 
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« on: December 27, 2009, 02:14:46 AM »
This is how Jhanda feels when all the girls gang up on him. LOL 
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« on: December 27, 2009, 02:01:01 AM »
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« on: December 27, 2009, 01:48:53 AM »
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« on: December 24, 2009, 07:30:53 AM »
Alrite..
Dasso, if you had to buy the above person a Christmas present what would you buy them?
Je tuhanu uppar wale user de layee Christmas gift lehna hove ta ki lavonge?
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« on: December 21, 2009, 05:44:55 PM »
I gave Sandhu_Boys Gabru status cause he asked me and I figured why not  So welcome Sandhu_Boys....hun oh bachpan shad ke Gabru ho gaye.
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« on: December 16, 2009, 09:10:02 AM »
This is Bulletya Moge Wala after he sees his reflection in the mirror. 
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« on: December 16, 2009, 08:50:12 AM »
Ah dekho ki hunda jado Shamak jehi sweet nu Powerlifter present nahi dinda. 
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« on: November 02, 2009, 02:27:10 PM »
For all you loyal Toronto Maple Leaf Fans!
(Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling)
A seven-year-old Toronto , Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained
to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among
them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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« on: September 28, 2009, 09:21:29 AM »
Koyee jana time te lehn ah jayao.
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« on: September 03, 2009, 07:26:21 PM »
It's almost the start of the NFL season. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who else is excited?
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« on: August 29, 2009, 11:48:01 PM »
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« on: August 04, 2009, 08:04:42 AM »
Tuhade edhar udhar baray pagal loki firde. Par sab tau ziyada pagal kaun haiga? Kerfuffle kehnda he is crazy and mean, I say mai haigi. Tussi apne vichar dasso.
Raat nu hanere wich tussi kidde tau ziyada daro ge? Kuri Pataka or Kerfuffle?
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