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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kuri De SpareParts lol :D
« on: July 26, 2012, 05:51:25 AM »
hahaha hahaha

beer tusi na jaake kise nu keho tuhadi kuri da hath chahida lol

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Jokes Majaak / Kuri De SpareParts lol :D
« on: July 26, 2012, 04:17:37 AM »
Munda kudi de
baap nu- "Mainu tuhadi kudi da
hath chahida.."
.
.
Kudi da baap - "Saaleya main dass
kudi de SPARE parts vechda......
:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Pics / Sarkar Ki Apeel lol
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:32:13 AM »
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa 

84
Jokes Majaak / Public Toilet lol :D
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:25:26 AM »
Public Toilet Mein Baithe Aadmi Ko
Saath Wale Toilet Se Aawaz Aayi :-
Kya Haal Hai Yaar..??
Woh Ghabra Ke Bola :-
Fine! Theek Hoon...
Aawaz Aayi :-
Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Aadmi :-
Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hoon...
Aawaz Aayi :-
Main Aa Jaun Abhi Tumhare Paas..?
Woh Aadmi (Ghabra Kar) :-
Oh! Na Naa Naaa...
Main Bohat Busy Hoon...!!
Then Aawaz Aayi :-
Yaar Main Tumko Baad Mein Call Karta
Hoon... Pata Nahi Kaun Kameena
Doosrey Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka
Jawaab De Raha Hai..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:09:36 AM »
wadia joke c hun kush ay

hanji hun theek aa :P waise sachi vadiya si na :P

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Studie Karke Same Haal Hunda :(
« on: July 23, 2012, 02:05:16 PM »
true words

lol seriously lol hahahahaha

87
Jokes Majaak / Re: k.p to sarkari school da bacha :p
« on: July 23, 2012, 02:04:05 PM »
WTH :| its not done dude :| really
wht hahahaha ?

88
Jokes Majaak / Re: k.p to sarkari school da bacha :p
« on: July 23, 2012, 12:37:18 PM »

89
Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 23, 2012, 10:10:14 AM »
cigarette pee ke gaddi chlona mna hai

sare rule tor ke hi ghaint bande :P tusi vi ehi karo :P

...
hahahahahaha

sare has has ke saar dinde :P

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 23, 2012, 09:52:03 AM »

91
Jokes Majaak / Studie Karke Same Haal Hunda :(
« on: July 23, 2012, 09:48:15 AM »
Class 10:
.
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le
phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
.
class 11:
.
"beta, do saal theek se padhai kar
le phir aaram se rehna."
.
graduation:
.
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah puri
kar le, phir aaraam rahega."
.
after graduation:
.
"beta, post graduation kar le, phir
maje karna."
.
after post graduation:
.
"nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar
raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega.""

92
Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 23, 2012, 02:29:50 AM »
haha gud1 :)

fenkdu :P ji fenkdu :P

...
. :laugh:

hasi jande kuj kehnde ni :P

...
Hahahhahahahhaa nice one

one tan nice hi aa means munda
two bad aa means kuri :P hahahaha :D: :D: :D:

93
Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 23, 2012, 02:26:00 AM »
tutpaina  :D:

baahguru baahguru gaal kadd di kuri :P

...
fer ta 22 smoking jaruri a?lol

pta ni beer main tan beeri peenda ni :P

...
mein wi ahi soch reha see

sidha na kade kuj socheyo tusi :D

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 11:46:53 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 11:40:24 PM »
fittemuh  :D:

fittemuh ni chittemuh :P :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besti Complete :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 11:34:31 PM »
lmfao  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

lammepalo lol :D: :D: :D: :D:

97
Jokes Majaak / Besti Complete :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 11:29:21 PM »
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport
Pe Cigrette Pee
Raha Tha
Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne
Dekha To Uske
Pass Aakar Boli
.
.
Ladki: “ Ek Din Mein Kitne
Cigrette Pee Jate
Ho?” .
Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper
Se Niche Tak
Dekha Aur Soch Kar Bola
.
. Ladka: “ Yahi Koi 50, 60″
.
.
Ladki Uska Majaak Udate
Hue Boli
Ladki: “ Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye
Hue Paise Bachate To
Samne Khadi Vo
BMW Car Tumhari Hoti ”
.
. Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur
Bola: “Aap Cigrete
Peeti Hein?”
.
.
Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Vo Car Kya
Aapki Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi To?”
Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka
Shukriya, Chal
Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Beth Wo CarMeri Hi
hi Hai ”:D
.
.
Moral: “Zyada Lecture
Dene Se Beizti Bhi Ho Jaati Hai“

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KuKri Di Figure :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 09:36:40 PM »
kise di gwachi hove _______

mai fer pull gai kukri hunda ke murgi  :D: :D: :D:


hahahahaha tuhanu nahi kade chete auna greeb dimag ameer lol hahahaha

...
bai jokes wali scoring hegi out of 30.. mein tenu out of 10 dittey bas lol

main othe vi jitt jana :P hahahaha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KuKri Di Figure :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 09:22:32 PM »


att a bai mere wallon 10/10


fer tan joke wala jugar jitt gaya main hahahaha lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KuKri Di Figure :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 08:52:30 PM »
acha  :D:
main kehra kade moge gyi aa  :D: :D:

hahahahah Admin nu puch lao MOGE wale Bigben bare :P

...
Pehla ta das page scroll karo joke paran layee...

aimee see

hahahahahaha aaho tuhanu tan amein hi lagna tusi kehra aande lain jane lol

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