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« on: June 05, 2012, 04:30:01 PM »
Maniya Ke Asi Tera Sehar Chhad Dita Aa Punche Ha Sehnayia Ch
Phir Vi Tera Naam Liya Khushiya Ch Yaad Kita Tehnayia Ch
Teri Dosti Anjane Ch Suru Hoyi Bin Dase Ja Punchi Gehrayia Ch
Tere Kol Reh Ke Beparwahi Kiti Teri Kadar Jani Teriya Judayia Ch
Mainu Duniya Di Bheer Ch Na Labhan Aayi Tainu Milage Teriya Parchhayia Ch. :sad:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 03:04:06 PM »
BACHEYA DE BACHE VI HO JAANDE AJJ KAL TECHNOLOGY DA JAMANA  : :pagel:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:40:15 PM »
Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:37:55 PM »
Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
Pati: O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:35:07 PM »
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:33:44 PM »
TAN HI TAN KEHA SORRY AUNTY JI LOL TUSI BACHEYA DI BAHUT FIKAR KARDE LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA AIDA LAGDA JIDA TUHADE HUNDE  :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:32:23 PM »
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »
:D:
bacheya nu baharon kha lena chahida si.
BAHARO KHAAN LAYI VI TAN PAISE CHAHIDE SI AND 5 RUPEE CH KUJ NI MILDA :D UNCLE JI ...
BAHARO KHAAN LAYI VI TAN PAISE CHAHIDE SI AND 5 RUPEE CH KUJ NI MILDA :D UNCLE JI
SORRY ANUTY JI
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:23:58 PM »
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:22:33 PM »
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne… :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:20:58 PM »
Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. – Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha – Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama…
ਇਕ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੱਚੇ ਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਦੇ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਕੱਟਣ ਆਯਾ,
ਡਾਕਟਰ: ਬੇਟਾ ਵੋਹ ਦੇਖੋ ਉਪਰ ਸੋਨੇ ਕੀ ਚਿੜਿਯਾ,
ਬੱਚਾ: ਤੂ ਸਾਲੇਯਾ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇਖ, ਪੈਰ ਨਾ ਵੱਡ ਦਵਿੰ,
ਲਾਦ੍ਗਾ ਚਿੜੀ ਦਾ ਮਾਮਾ ! :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:18:54 PM »
1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega…:laugh:
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« on: June 05, 2012, 02:17:55 PM »
Boy Tujh Me Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru?
Girl: Daran Kar,
Pooja Kar,
Ashirwad Le,
Prasad Kha,
Aur Aage Nikal Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 16, 2010, 02:25:12 PM »
: award of best jawak of dis site hahahaha jawak hi hunde jehre complaints karde hahahaahaha upron di aithe di admin vi jawak hi aa jehnu eh shikaetan launde aa KP :love: :kiss:
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« on: April 10, 2010, 08:24:47 AM »
:bigsilencer: oh tuhadeya di eh tan yaar car di gal kardi aa main keha kite benly kise toffee da naam aa yaar eh tan mainu barbaad karan nu firdi je eh car eni mehngi mangdi tan eh ghar kinna mehnga mangu yaar bahut bheri cheez aa eh tan hahahahaaha
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« on: April 10, 2010, 08:14:44 AM »
:love: aaho yaar main ehnu laike deni ehdi bently ........
mainu tan ehne ehi keha mainu samjh nahi aaundi waise hunda ki bently buntly ......
chal jo vi aa lai dewange 5 10 rupee di gal kardi kuri avein gusse kahnu karna hahahahahahaha :pagel: :superhappy: :oftopic:
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« on: March 21, 2010, 02:12:59 PM »
:pjrocks:han vi meri gal suno kann khol ke jehra vi gill nu gaal kadhu main ohdi ****** deni rajj ke saleyo jehra hwa karda *** .... ******** india hi han main kehra si gill nu address dinda jad marzi aake mil lave mainu moge main ****** jehra gill nu gaal kadde jehra vi panga karda main ohnu kade kuj nahi kehnda but jehra gill nu galat bolu main ********* rajj ke rakhu oh vi ********** kite mainu na kuj ho jave ******************* :bigsilencer: lagg jave ************* gallan karde oh uk baitha uk jaake aapni ********* tusi ohnu koi na tuhanu citizen ship chahi di uk di main tuhanu india vich hi dwa dinda tuhanu uk di citizen ship ************* uk ton import karwa ke ***************** aineyo chalo *********************** te gill nu jija ji kaho je ohnu nahi kehna tan khatanaak nu kaho jija ji oh tuhada chota jija te main tuhada vadda jija hun aapni************************* kareyo nahi ******************** si :marro:...... chl gill hun main chalda ajj layi aina bahut aa ehna **************************** ******************** ;) :hehe:
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