:104: Girl1 updates in FB 'I really loved
iOS7'
Girl2 comments 'ya that's wonderful'
In FB chat
Girl2: Yaar, what's this IOS7?
Girl1: Wait for minute, let me google
it first and let you know :p
...
.
*couple were fighting*
She : Tum koi mehenat ni karte
humare liye. Sab main karti hoon
Saare efforts mere hi hotay hai. Tum
karte hi kya ho mere liye?
He : Saali kamini. Kal hi maine tujhe
Candy Crush mein Level 56 paar
karaya tha. Bhool gayi >:(
...
.
Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala !
Kaise?
Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA" Hi
Bulati He...
Koi nai sochta in logo ke baare me ,,
aaj mene socha he.. "Bechara"
:D
...
Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?
Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!
Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!
Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!
Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call
Kab Karu...??
Gf Jab Tum Chaho.. :D:
...
.
A Girl commented
on my photo "Woo yem gee
" , it took me 15 minutes to
figure out that it was an
isomer of 'Omg' aisi
khtarnaak vocab na use kiya
karo samjne me pasine nikl jate hai
.
Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: “Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao”
Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha
Patni: “Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warnig De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?”
Man: “Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon“ :D:
...
.
Height of girl's Nakhre...!!
Doctor: "kya hua hai aapko"??
Girl: "Hmmm..
"Nazar lag gai hai.." :D:
.Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab
32 GB jaise kisi video ko
download karna
Aur saala 31.5 GB download
hone k baad. .
last me Error dikhna :D
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