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Gup Shup / Unconditional Love ....
« on: January 03, 2011, 12:03:27 PM »
Story of an eraser and pencil






Pencil: I'm sorry....

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)

I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

This is for all parents out there.....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A woman in Heaven
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:58:18 AM »
Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on January 02, 2011, 06:27:14 PM
Czechoslovakia is easy to spell and it's a country if you didn't know.
:loll:
i know ... my geo is quite gud..
do you know capital of czechoslovakia......
i know u ll google it.

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Gup Shup / Re: This is life......
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:53:11 AM »
Donkey period chalda peya ........

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Gup Shup / Re: pj te ajkal ki ho riha
« on: January 02, 2011, 11:47:30 PM »
noxo ki hoya tenu?

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: PJ Gabru Promotion - Fateh
« on: January 02, 2011, 01:24:53 PM »



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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: GIRLS: Coloring ur hair
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:42:17 AM »
guglo par tere baal curly nahin aa..

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: GIRLS: Coloring ur hair
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:39:19 AM »

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: GIRLS: Coloring ur hair
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:38:33 AM »

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: GIRLS: Coloring ur hair
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:36:55 AM »
one more option........


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Gup Shup / This is life......
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:26:49 AM »
God created the donkey

 

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog

 



and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
God created the monkey

 

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man...

 

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.
 :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / A woman in Heaven
« on: January 02, 2011, 10:20:47 AM »

A  woman finds herself outside Heaven, where she is greeted by an angel at the gates.
“Am I where I think I am?” she exclaims.  “It’s so beautiful!  Did I really make it to heaven?”
To which the angel replies, “Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven.  But you must do one thing before you can enter.”
Very excited, the woman asks what she must do to pass through the gates.
“Spell a word,” angel replies.
“What is it?” she asks.
“Any word at all,” answers angel.  “It’s your choice!”
The woman promptly replies, “The word I will spell is India. I-n-d-i-a.”
angel congratulates her on her good fortune in making it into Heaven, and asks her if she will take his place at the gates for a moment while he goes to the bathroom.
“I’d be honoured,” she says, “but what should I do if someone comes while you’re gone?”
angel instructs her to require any newcomers to spell a word, just as she had done.  So the woman takes angel chair and watches the beautiful angels soaring around her.  Suddenly, lo and behold, a man approaches the gates, and it is none other than her husband!
“What happened?” she cries.  “Why are you here?”
Her husband explains, “I was so upset when I left your funeral that I got into a fatal car accident.  So here I am, ready to join you in Heaven.”
“Well not just yet,” the woman replies.  “First you have to spell a word.”
“What’s the word?” he asks.
“Czechoslovakia.
 :surp: :surp: :surp: :surp:



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Complaints / Re: why ban me gill_ss
« on: January 01, 2011, 01:51:14 PM »
AA layo chat logs.....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Complaints / Re: why ban me gill_ss
« on: January 01, 2011, 01:29:50 PM »
he is banned kyo ki is ne gaal kad ke menu ivite kita siga
nale dushmani ch jaan toh pehla main room ch vi gand paaya siga......

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Love Pyar / Re: My BF's mispronunciations!
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:11:08 AM »
 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Love Pyar / Re: Punjabi Love Story
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:06:30 AM »
hello elle.............  :happy: :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: 2011 - New Year Resolutions!
« on: December 31, 2010, 01:09:44 PM »
main december tak six packs abs banone aa.......   :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Fun Time / Re: Story Time Wid Simo n Friends
« on: December 28, 2010, 12:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Titlee on December 28, 2010, 11:59:05 AM

Osdiyaan tin wishes si ki 

- ohdi job lag jave ...
- Bank vich khoob saare paise aa jaan
- Katrina kaif Sheila ki jawaani mil jaye ..

sounds like jhanda ji na ... but no aa thaan sada Raaj aa :hehe:

oh apniyaan tin wishes dasan hi lagda ki sare pase pani hi pani aa janda ...
pher usnu hosh aaunda ki oh taan supna vekh reha siga...
koi aladin da jinn nahin hega... aapi karana payoo jo karana...
oh time dekhda saver de 8 baje hunde .. oh job teh late na ho jave eslayi bina nahate hi jaan di sochda aa..
enhe ch ohda kunda khadkda aa.. knock knock..
 oh darawaja kholda taan odhe peran thaleyon jameen nikal jandi aa..  :surp: :surp: :surp: :surp:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: HAPPY B'DAYSARB GILL VEER
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:39:10 AM »
thanks desi kaur ji teh kudrat ji ......

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PJ Games / Re: Competition: Complete The Story
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:36:34 AM »
Quote from: Kathi Meethi on December 27, 2010, 01:54:43 PM
To: Sarab GIll

Message: Should i consider this your entry, or do you plan on writing something else?



nahin nahin kathi mathi ji ...
main puri story bhejoo tenu hale eh taan trailer aa.....
 :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: Household Chores
« on: December 28, 2010, 10:20:45 AM »
kapde dhone sab toh aukha kam... Washing m/c bhi nhi hegi.... Gift kar dayo koi...

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