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Jokes Majaak / PAHARA TE PAGDANDIYA NE
« on: June 08, 2011, 09:30:18 AM »

PAHARAN TE PAGDANDIYA NE
PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NE
DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA NE
ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE   
:happy:

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Religous Videos / World's Biggest Turban
« on: June 03, 2011, 08:04:50 AM »
World's Biggest Turban

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Religous Videos / Ehai Ardas Hamare Swami Visar Nahi SukhDaatay
« on: June 03, 2011, 07:57:58 AM »
Bhai Lakhwinder Singh - Ehai Ardas Hamare Swami Visar Nahi SukhDaatay

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Jokes Majaak / SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector
« on: June 03, 2011, 06:10:00 AM »


☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼

These are real life anecdotes shared by IT people....
_____________________________________________________________
Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

_____________________________________________________________

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
 
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Ashok

Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven ' t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

__________________________________________________________

Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Abhijeet

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
_________________________________________________________

Bipul

I don ' t login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
____________________________________________________________

Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
____________________________________________________________

Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256m b ....thank god he didn ' t notice.
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Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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Jokes Majaak / letter to mom ....
« on: June 03, 2011, 06:08:06 AM »
      A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

    Your daughter, Judith

    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

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Funny Videos / funny
« on: June 02, 2011, 11:30:25 AM »
very funny ...in punjabi must watch....

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Love Pyar / Love in december
« on: May 31, 2011, 11:08:34 AM »
Nitin Gupta (Rivaldo)- Love in December (FULL PLAY)

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Jokes Majaak / King of the jungle
« on: May 24, 2011, 01:08:15 PM »

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion."


Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"


The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"


On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"


Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.


The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"


 :D:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Bhale AmarDass Gun Tere
« on: May 23, 2011, 01:05:12 PM »
Bhale AmarDass Gun Tere - Bhai Lakhwinder Singh Ji (Chandigarh Wale)

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Gup Shup / The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« on: May 11, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »
The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
 
1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"


What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you."
 
Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a. x-udball b. Football c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
 

2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."
Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c. That depends on what you mean by "love". d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?
 

3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.
 
Wrong answers include: a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b. Compared to what? c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
 
 
4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."
 
Wrong answers include: a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
 
 
5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."

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sadi pagg naal vakhri pehcan jagg teh .....
bina pagg teh dekho kidda de jhundu jahe lagde


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Sports Khelan / IPL Updates
« on: April 22, 2011, 05:00:51 AM »
IPL Points Table
 TEAM                          PLAY WON LOST TIE NR PTS NRR
 
 
 Kolkata Knight Riders       5        3      2     0   0   6  +0.629
 
 
 Mumbai Indians              4        3      1      0   0   6  +0.477
 
 
 Kings XI Punjab              4        3      1      0   0   6  +0.290
 
 
 Kochi Tuskers Kerala       5        3       2      0   0   6  +0.096
 
 
 Rajasthan Royals            6        2       3      0   1   5  -0.898
 
 
 Pune Warriors India         4        2       2      0   0   4  +0.667
 
 
 Deccan Chargers             5       2       3       0   0   4  +0.073
 
 
 Chennai Super Kings         4      2        2      0    0   4  -0.097
 
 
 Royal Chall Bangalore        5      1       3       0    1   3   -0.730
 
 
 Delhi Daredevils                4      1       3       0    0   2   -0.632
 
 
 
 
ok ji delhi sab toh thale aa
teh punjab 3rd place teh
punjab wa ssupposed to be the weakest team ...
but they are playing well as a unit
 

 

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News Khabran / janamdin mudarak karam ji
« on: April 08, 2011, 10:30:04 PM »
chalo  janta aajo aajo
sare jane kathe ho ke happy bday karo sade philosopher saab nu
happy bday desi dude........... :happy:
rabh tuhanu sariyan khushiyan deve......  :happy:
teh es saal koi kudi bhi set ho jaye ........  :blink: :D:


 

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News Khabran / Jeet gya india............... yo yo
« on: April 02, 2011, 04:03:05 PM »

waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh........
rabb di meher naal jit gye appan
hahahahaha
finally we have it.............
world cup teh ho gya kabja.........................


India Wins Cricket World Cup 2011 Vs Sri Lanka - Final Moment - 6 by Dhoni



loved dhoni's 91 under pressure.........
he is really class player.................

oh wow this feeling will take some time to sink in ........
it feels really great............

thanks waheguru............

thanks PJ de members jina ne mere naal mil ke during the match waheguru waheguru simran kita........
thanks ratano, saghi, guglo and everybody else.......

it feels really great

here in india people are dancing like anything.......
full masti and music..........
yo yo honey singh chla ke aapa vi kita dance sadak de vichkar ...
hahahahha


congrats everybody...


and finally now i can change my display name ...


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News Khabran / MAMLA DASTAR DI BEADABI DA...
« on: April 01, 2011, 03:01:07 AM »
MOHALI: In the issue where the turban of a Sikh youth was allegedly removed by Punjab police officials during an agitation, various Sikh bodies on Thursday held a protest demonstration in Mohali.
The incident had happened during a protest by rural pharmacists near PCA stadium. Although Punjab government has suspended the two officials including a SP and an inquiry has also been marked into the issue, the protesters demanded that no inquiry is required and legal action should be taken against the guilty. They said that this would be a warning that nobody should dare to disrespect the turban.
Various Sikh leaders including Hardeep Singh, member SGPC; Karnail Singh Pirmohamad, AISSF; R P Singh, Akhand Kirtani jatha; Sandeep Singh, Canadian; Various factions of SAD, Istri Akali Dal (L), gurdwara committees, youth bodies and social organizations were seen at gurdwara Amb Sahib before the protest march. Most of the speakers described the incident as most unfortunate.

 

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News Khabran / Woman thought $7m Lotto win was April Fool's joke
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:47:19 AM »
 :D: :D: 
 

A Wellington woman says she wondered if her $7 million Big Wednesday win was an April Fool's Day joke.
The woman bought a Big Wednesday ticket in Newtown after winning $27 from last Saturday's Lotto draw.
"I had in the back of my mind that it was still April Fool's when I checked my ticket, so when First Division winner flashed up on the monitor, I didn't really believe it and thought that was a really mean trick to play on me," said the woman, who wishes to remain anonymous.
"I can't believe I have now turned that $27 win into $7m."
The woman, who bought her ticket in Newtown, Wellington, won $5m cash and $2m in luxury prizes.
She also won $280,011 with a second division prize.
"This win has come at a fantastic time for me as I have been saving up for my first house, which I can now just go out and buy," she said.
The woman planned to buy a house, some Rugby World Cup tickets and take her family on a trip to Europe.
NZ Lotteries chief executive Todd McLeay said it was the seventh-largest Big Wednesday prize.
Meanwhile, Lotto Powerball has jackpotted to $28m. If it is not struck tomorrow night, it will jackpot next week to a "must win" $30m draw, which last occurred in October 2008.
- NZPA

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News Khabran / India's population touched 1.21 billion .......
« on: April 01, 2011, 02:28:04 AM »
Breaking News
 
INDIA'S population has grown to 1.21 billion, second to only China, according to new census data. And despite a decade of slower population growth — it was 17.6 percent from 2001-2011, down from 21.5 percent in the 10 years before that — India still gained 181 million new people over that period, roughly the entire population of Pakistan. The government’s efforts to improve conditions for Indian women seemed to be borne out in some of the data, including an increase in female literacy that was higher than the country’s overall improvement, up about 9 percent to a nationwide literacy rate of 74 percent. But Indian officials expressed alarm about one statistic: the ratio of young girls to young boys (counting those 6 years or younger) fell over the past 10 years, from 927 girls per 1,000 boys in 2001 to 914 per 1,000 in 2011. That raised worries that despite laws to prohibit it, many families are still using abortion to ensure that they have sons.
 
 

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Sports Khelan / Ludhiana's Jimmy Singh Hansra Bats For Canada
« on: March 01, 2011, 02:49:07 PM »
While England's Monty Singh Panesar may have been the inspiration behind Akshay-starrer 'Patiala House', the list of successful expat cricketers from Punjab does not end with him.

With at least a couple of them playing for different countries in the ongoing cricket World Cup, the neighbourhood cricketer dreaming of making it big in foreign shores has all of a sudden emerged the strongest follower of the game, and Ludhiana's Model Town Extension boys are no exception.

It's in house number 15-A here that Sikh-Canadian Jimmy Singh Hansra used to pad up for gully cricket not more than a decade ago, and is today part of the Canadian World Cup team. The excitement is all over the locality even as Jimmy's extended family gather here for a rare get together to celebrate the success of this boy news door.








Though Jimmy's family is settled in Canada, his father and brother have made sure not to miss the action and would be accompanying him across the venues. In fact, even his second cousins here have made a plan to see all the matches being played in India just to give him moral support.

Seventy-year-old Pritam Kaur is unable to describe her feelings on seeing her grandson on television playing cricket for Canada. Herself a cricket fan, Pritam Kaur does not want to miss even a single match played by him.

''Jimmy had called me on Sunday night that I should definitely see the match between Canada and Zimbabwe,'' she said.

Proud father Avtar Singh has no words to describe his happiness and is so overwhelmed with the success of his son that he is narrating his story to all relatives coming to the house. ''I had moved to Canada in 1999 along with my family but there too Jimmy never stopped playing cricket and it was his devotion that he achieved his goal,'' he said.

For his uncle Jagtar Singh, it is because of their native relations with Kamalpura village falling in Ludhiana district that he developed taste for cricket. ''All our relatives are calling us from various parts of the country just to inquire whether it is their son who has been selected in the Canada team," he said.

''I have especially come from Canada with my father to see matches in Delhi, Mumbai and Bangalore because my brother is playing in the World Cup,'' said younger brother Rajbeer Singh.

For Jimmy's teachers at Sacred Heart Convent School too, it is a proud feeling that their student was playing in the World Cup. ''Jimmy was a bright student and I am very much happy for him,'' said his teacher Nandini Sharma.

 

[Courtesy: Times of India]

 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Religous Videos / ram ras piya re
« on: January 29, 2011, 03:42:09 AM »
RAM RAS PIYA RE | Read Bhagat Kabir Bani along with Bhai Harjinder Singh Srinagar Wale | Gurbani

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Tech Lounge / public library in japan.....
« on: January 21, 2011, 11:52:16 PM »
Public Library in Japan....Amazing !‏

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