ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ ਪੰਗੇ ਲੈਣ ਨੂੰ ne baba ji nu ardaas kiti ke,
baba ji meri lottery har surat ch nikalni chaidi aa.............


jive he oh ghar to bahar aaya, ta kise ne os da purse lottery samet kad liya,
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oh fir wapis ghar giya ta boliya......
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baba ji...
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phela kise di gal puri tarah samaj liya karo........
te action fir liya karo.........:D:

Hmm

main socheya ik bari puch layie
main aas krda aa ethe sare honestly jawab dayuge

Ki tusi life ch kade nashe kita aa yaan hun vi krde ho

keda nasha krde ho

sharab , afeem , dode etc.

apni kahani likho

ehni age toh shuru kita

jina ne shad dita oh vi likho

je koi jna medical nashe krda yaan kita  oh vi likho kive shuru kita

kyn shuru kita

dekhiye ki reason aa nasheya da punjab ch ...

Best Motion Picture of the Year
WINNER
The Artist (2011): Thomas Langmann

The Artist - Official Trailer [HD]

Other Nominees:
The Descendants (2011): Jim Burke, Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011): Scott Rudin
The Help (2011): Brunson Green, Chris Columbus, Michael Barnathan
Hugo (2011/II): Graham King, Martin Scorsese
Midnight in Paris (2011): Letty Aronson, Stephen Tenenbaum
Moneyball (2011): Michael De Luca, Rachael Horovitz, Brad Pitt
The Tree of Life (2011): Sarah Green, Bill Pohlad, Dede Gardner, Grant Hill
War Horse (2011): Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy


Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
WINNER
Jean Dujardin for The Artist (2011)




Other Nominees:
Demián Bichir for A Better Life (2011)
George Clooney for The Descendants (2011)
Gary Oldman for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Brad Pitt for Moneyball (2011)


Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
WINNER
Meryl Streep for The Iron Lady (2011)



Other Nominees:
Glenn Close for Albert Nobbs (2011)
Viola Davis for The Help (2011)
Rooney Mara for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Michelle Williams for My Week with Marilyn (2011)


Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
WINNER
Christopher Plummer for Beginners (2010)

Other Nominees:
Kenneth Branagh for My Week with Marilyn (2011)
Jonah Hill for Moneyball (2011)
Nick Nolte for Warrior (2011)
Max von Sydow for Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011)


Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
WINNER

Octavia Spencer for The Help (2011)
Other Nominees:
Bérénice Bejo for The Artist (2011)
Jessica Chastain for The Help (2011)
Melissa McCarthy for Bridesmaids (2011)
Janet McTeer for Albert Nobbs (2011)


Best Achievement in Directing
WINNER
Michel Hazanavicius for The Artist (2011)

Other Nominees:
Woody Allen for Midnight in Paris (2011)
Terrence Malick for The Tree of Life (2011)
Alexander Payne for The Descendants (2011)
Martin Scorsese for Hugo (2011/II)


Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
WINNER
Midnight in Paris (2011): Woody Allen
Other Nominees:
The Artist (2011): Michel Hazanavicius
Bridesmaids (2011): Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo
Margin Call (2011): J.C. Chandor
A Separation (2011): Asghar Farhadi


Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
WINNER
The Descendants (2011): Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash
Other Nominees:
Hugo (2011/II): John Logan
The Ides of March (2011): George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon
Moneyball (2011): Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011): Bridget O'Connor, Peter Straughan


Best Animated Feature Film of the Year
WINNER
Rango (2011): Gore Verbinski

'Rango' Trailer HD

Other Nominees:
A Cat in Paris (2010): Alain Gagnol, Jean-Loup Felicioli
Chico & Rita (2010): Fernando Trueba, Javier Mariscal
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011): Jennifer Yuh
Puss in Boots (2011): Chris Miller


Best Foreign Language Film of the Year
WINNER
A Separation (2011): Asghar Farhadi(Iran)

A Separation Official Trailer #1 - Foreign Language Academy Award Entry (2011) HD

Other Nominees:
Bullhead (2011): Michael R. Roskam(Belgium)
Footnote (2011): Joseph Cedar(Israel)
In Darkness (2011): Agnieszka Holland(Poland)
Monsieur Lazhar (2011): Philippe Falardeau(Canada)


Best Achievement in Cinematography
WINNER
Hugo (2011/II): Robert Richardson

Hugo - Official Trailer [HD]

Other Nominees:
The Artist (2011): Guillaume Schiffman
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): Jeff Cronenweth
The Tree of Life (2011): Emmanuel Lubezki
War Horse (2011): Janusz Kaminski


Best Achievement in Editing
WINNER
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): Angus Wall, Kirk Baxter
Other Nominees:
The Artist (2011): Anne-Sophie Bion, Michel Hazanavicius
The Descendants (2011): Kevin Tent
Hugo (2011/II): Thelma Schoonmaker
Moneyball (2011): Christopher Tellefsen


Best Achievement in Art Direction
WINNER
Hugo (2011/II): Dante Ferretti, Francesca Lo Schiavo
Other Nominees:
The Artist (2011): Laurence Bennett, Robert Gould
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011): Stuart Craig, Stephenie McMillan
Midnight in Paris (2011): Anne Seibel, Hélène Dubreuil
War Horse (2011): Rick Carter, Lee Sandales


Best Achievement in Costume Design
WINNER
The Artist (2011): Mark Bridges
Other Nominees:
Anonymous (2011/I): Lisy Christl
Hugo (2011/II): Sandy Powell
Jane Eyre (2011): Michael O'Connor
W.E. (2011): Arianne Phillips


Best Achievement in Makeup
WINNER
The Iron Lady (2011): Mark Coulier, J. Roy Helland
Other Nominees:
Albert Nobbs (2011): Martial Corneville, Lynn Johnson, Matthew W. Mungle
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011): Nick Dudman, Amanda Knight, Lisa Tomblin


Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
WINNER
The Artist (2011): Ludovic Bource
Other Nominees:
The Adventures of Tintin (2011): John Williams
Hugo (2011/II): Howard Shore
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011): Alberto Iglesias
War Horse (2011): John Williams


Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
WINNER
The Muppets (2011): Bret McKenzie("Man or Muppet")
Other Nominees:
Rio (2011): Sergio Mendes, Carlinhos Brown, Siedah Garrett("Real in Rio")


Best Achievement in Sound Mixing
WINNER
Hugo (2011/II): Tom Fleischman, John Midgley
Other Nominees:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce, Bo Persson
Moneyball (2011): Deb Adair, Ron Bochar, David Giammarco, Ed Novick
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011): Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers, Jeffrey J. Haboush, Peter J. Devlin
War Horse (2011): Gary Rydstrom, Andy Nelson, Tom Johnson, Stuart Wilson


Best Achievement in Sound Editing
WINNER
Hugo (2011/II): Philip Stockton, Eugene Gearty
Other Nominees:
Drive (2011): Lon Bender, Victor Ray Ennis
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): Ren Klyce
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011): Ethan Van der Ryn, Erik Aadahl
War Horse (2011): Richard Hymns, Gary Rydstrom


Best Achievement in Visual Effects
WINNER
Hugo (2011/II): Robert Legato, Joss Williams, Ben Grossmann, Alex Henning
Other Nominees:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011): Tim Burke, David Vickery, Greg Butler, John Richardson
Real Steel (2011): Erik Nash, John Rosengrant, Danny Gordon Taylor, Swen Gillberg
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011): Joe Letteri, Dan Lemmon, R. Christopher White, Daniel Barrett
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011): Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Matthew E. Butler, John Frazier


Best Documentary, Features
WINNER
Undefeated (2011): Daniel Lindsay, T.J. Martin, Rich Middlemas
Other Nominees:
Hell and Back Again (2011): Danfung Dennis, Mike Lerner
If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front (2011): Marshall Curry, Sam Cullman
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory (2011): Joe Berlinger, Bruce Sinofsky
Pina (2011): Wim Wenders, Gian-Piero Ringel


Best Documentary, Short Subjects
WINNER
Saving Face (2012): Daniel Junge, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy
Other Nominees:
The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement (2011): Robin Fryday, Gail Dolgin
God Is the Bigger Elvis (2012): Rebecca Cammisa, Julie Anderson
Incident in New Baghdad (2011): James Spione
The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom (2011): Lucy Walker, Kira Carstensen


Best Short Film, Animated
WINNER
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore (2011): William Joyce, Brandon Oldenburg
Other Nominees:
Sunday (2011): Patrick Doyon
La Luna (2011): Enrico Casarosa
A Morning Stroll (2011): Grant Orchard, Sue Goffe
Wild Life (2011): Amanda Forbis, Wendy Tilby


Best Short Film, Live Action
WINNER
The Shore (2011): Terry George, Oorlagh George
Other Nominees:
Pentecost (2011): Peter McDonald
Raju (2011): Max Zähle, Stefan Gieren
Time Freak (2011): Andrew Bowler, Gigi Causey
Tuba Atlantic (2010):

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation..
- People born between 1946 and 1959 are called The Baby Boomers.
- People born between 1960 and 1979 are called Generation X, .


- And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y,






Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below…

" I think we should have job reservations in all the fields.
I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let's start the reservation with our cricket team.
We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims.
30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.
The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered
as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs.
An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers
like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player.
Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC
player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race,
an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are
carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward.
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians long live.."

you must listen it, understand and feel it

salok mahalla 9 very beautifully sung Vaheguru

google male or female???
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tusi sareya ne torrents use kita huna to download stuff from internet ..
movies , music , videos vegreh layi..
aayo dekhde aa ke kive kam krda aa torrent..

actually, downloading is of two types

1. client server
2. peer to peer

1. client server is when you download some stuff from a server hosting it as shown below



so as it is clear from the fig.. this approach is not the optimized one.



2. peer to peer .. in this instead of using the browser .. we use one specific software like LimeWire to locate
the computers which are having the required file and are also running this software. the following fig explains the same




Now torrent or we can say bit torrent is a type of peer to peer downloading type where it uses one server to keep

track of various stats like number of seeds, peers , percentage completion of the file.


  you first download the .torrent file from internet.

  then you must have one torrent client (like UTorrent )installed on ur machine

  then the you open the .torrent file in this client and this software will connect to the tracker server to   find
out the seeds (the computers which are having a portion of the file.)

  then your computer start receiving the multiple parts of the file from various computers.

  and simultaneously it starts treating you also as a source for this file and whatever portion you have
downloaded will be available for download



it makes better use of your internet bandwidth.


common terms related to bittorrents are as follow



Leeches - People who download files but do not share files on their own computer with others

Seed or seeder - A computer with a complete copy of a BitTorrent file (At least one seed computer is necessary
for a BitTorrent download to operate.)

Swarm - A group of computers simultaneously sending (uploading) or receiving (downloading) the same file

.torrent - A pointer file that directs your computer to the file you want to download

Tracker - A server that manages the BitTorrent file-transfer process



Now let us look at the legal things related to torrents



BitTorrent can be used to download copyrighted material. Because BitTorrent handles large files remarkably well,
it is especially popular for downloading video files. The Motion Picture Association of America has filed countless
lawsuits, causing at least many high-traffic .torrent download sites to shut down.

BitTorrent itself is perfectly legal to use. When you select a file to download, however, it is your responsibility to
make sure the file not copyrighted. BitTorrent downloads are not anonymous information about your computer's
IP address and the files you download can be traced back to you.



So be careful while selecting a file to download.

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odha kal last day aa ..


koi gift suggest karo ki deva


he is padaku type ..


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