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« on: September 24, 2010, 10:08:31 AM »
nice one
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« on: September 24, 2010, 10:05:24 AM »
Ban The Person Above U For Some Funny, Freakish, Nonsense Reasons...
(No One Is Getting Banned For Real)[/color]
Lets Start !! :rockon: [/b]
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« on: September 24, 2010, 09:59:29 AM »
Paste The Last Thing U Copied.. :balle: Lets Start the Game [/size][/b]
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« on: September 23, 2010, 06:27:44 PM »
punjabijanta - pj :laugh:
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« on: September 23, 2010, 06:25:52 PM »
tu 24 hour spamm karda randa yaar
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« on: September 23, 2010, 03:19:07 PM »
meri profile vich kadi kadi koi anda :blah:
acha jera aunda oh he das de
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« on: September 23, 2010, 03:18:09 PM »
chalo dekhde hain kaun win karda is game nu LasT one tha posts here winS!
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« on: September 23, 2010, 02:56:21 PM »
gabru_gulab_warga
Husen_di_Heer
raju1202
●๋•őhdí páŕííツ
harrygill
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:43:13 AM »
●๋•őhdí páŕííツ
harrygill
MANN SINGH
sweet_angel
moneysingh
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:41:51 AM »
One Game From Ma Side.....
In Dis Game You Have To Tell Us The Number Of Persons Who Visited Your Profile And Name Of 5 Last Visitors In Your Profile...
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:20:58 AM »
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:17:46 AM »
 : Nice.
thxxx ji
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:17:00 AM »
buhet vaddia likhea
thxx grewal 22 ji
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:16:00 AM »
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:15:22 AM »
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
yr tu jabab v greji ch he de dite punjabi purri likhni c
sorry 22 ji next time paka likh du gya okk :hug:
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« on: September 23, 2010, 01:13:25 AM »
Bas Ji...Ik Pure Punjabi Word Post Karo...Te Ohda Meaning V.,,
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« on: September 23, 2010, 12:45:43 AM »
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.
Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Dis da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"
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« on: September 23, 2010, 12:37:26 AM »
How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h>
#include<sms.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{ goto college;
scanf("100%" ,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{ food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;}
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« on: September 23, 2010, 12:24:34 AM »
Bill's company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."
Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
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