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Jokes Majaak / Re: fastest means of communication.
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:44:45 PM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: fastest means of communication.« on: October 10, 2009, 01:44:45 PM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 2722
Jokes Majaak / Re: LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS« on: October 10, 2009, 01:43:45 PM »:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: No COmments :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: hahaha...roop ji mai tan bas ehi kiha ke sare kam ruk jange kudian bina wrld de .. 2723
Jokes Majaak / Re: LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS« on: October 10, 2009, 01:33:12 PM »:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: hahaha.... :lol: 2725
Love Pyar / Re: REAL LOVE...............« on: October 10, 2009, 01:07:56 PM »
thnxxx for reply 2726
Love Pyar / REAL LOVE...............« on: October 10, 2009, 12:56:49 PM »
While Dad was polishing d new car,
his 4yr old son pickedup a stone & scratched lines on d side of d car. In anger, Dad took d child's hand & hit not realizing he was using a wrench. At d hospital, his child said, "Dad, when will my fingers grow back?" Dad went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back,he looked at d scratches, child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD". Anger & Love have no limits!! 2727
Love Pyar / NEVER......« on: October 10, 2009, 12:23:51 PM »
Nvr say thanx 2 sum1
who loves u. Nvr say bye 2 sum1 who really needs u. Nvr blame a prsn who really trusts u & nvr 4gt a prsn who alwys mis u... 2728
Jokes Majaak / LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS« on: October 10, 2009, 11:16:30 AM »
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS:
will you love it? oh! YAH The result Markets silent Streets empty The police at rest All mobile companies in loss No SMS No Flowers No Valentine No Candles No Perfumes All the men directed to Heaven. 2729
Jokes Majaak / Re: fastest means of communication.« on: October 10, 2009, 11:13:13 AM »phoooooooooooooooooooon :superhappy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 2730
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??« on: October 10, 2009, 11:11:46 AM »Damn so much love in the air, chakar ke aa? :pagel: thnxx for reply hahaha....aho jhanda 22 chkar ki aa eh menu vi samj ni aa reha yaar :laugh: :laugh: 2731
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??« on: October 10, 2009, 11:09:48 AM »:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :happy: :hehe: :hehe: 2732
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??« on: October 10, 2009, 11:08:54 AM »
hahaha......hasde rho khush rho :happy: :laugh: 2733
Love Pyar / Re: Have I ever told You.....« on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:14 AM »
Really very nice dear :hug:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: best punishment for a woman« on: October 10, 2009, 01:35:27 AM »gud one gill 22 hahaha...thnx for reply bro 2736
Jokes Majaak / fastest means of communication.« on: October 10, 2009, 01:33:09 AM »
B: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
A: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman :laugh: :laugh: 2737
Jokes Majaak / best punishment for a woman« on: October 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM »
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror :laugh: :laugh: 2738
Love Pyar / How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??« on: October 09, 2009, 10:56:36 PM »
How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Bambara - M'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort Georgian - Mikvarhar German - Ich liebe dich Greek - S'agapo Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe Hebrew Hebrew to male: "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female) Hebrew to female: "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female) Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae Hmong - Kuv hlub koj Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian - Szeretlek Icelandic - Eg elska tig Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu Inuit - Negligevapse Irish - Taim i' ngra leat Italian - Ti amo Japanese - Aishiteru or anata ga daisuki desu Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka Kiswahili - Nakupenda Konkani - Tu magel moga cho Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida Latin - Te amo Latvian - Es tevi miilu Lebanese - Bahibak Lithuanian - Tave myliu Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech g�er Macedonian - Te Sakam Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu Maltese - Inhobbok Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni Marathi - Me tula prem karto Mohawk - Kanbhik Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik Nahuatl - Ni mits neki Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg Pandacan - Syota na kita!! Pangasinan - Inaru Taka Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo Persian - Doo-set daaram Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay Polish - Kocham Ciebie Portuguese - Eu te amo punjabi- mai tenu pyar karda/kardi han Romanian - Te iubesc Awexu Russian - Ya tebya liubliu Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian - Volim te Setswana - Ke a go rata Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You') Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan Sioux - Techihhila Slovak - Lu`bim ta Slovenian - Ljubim te Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo Swahili - Ninapenda wewe Swedish - Jag alskar dig Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di Surinam - Mi lobi joe Tagalog - Mahal kita Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikuraen Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu Thai - Chan rak khun (to male) Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) Thai (informal) Rak te Turkish - Seni Seviyorum Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu Urdu - MUJHE TUM SE MUHABAT HAIN / MUJHE TUMSE ISHK HAI.... Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh Yoruba - Mo ni fe 2739
Love Pyar / Re: A Boy prpsd a grl« on: October 09, 2009, 07:25:36 PM »
thnxx for reply dear |