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2721
Jokes Majaak / Re: fastest means of communication.
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:44:45 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


 :laugh: :laugh:

2722
Jokes Majaak / Re: LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:43:45 PM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: No COmments :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:


hahaha...roop ji mai tan bas ehi kiha ke sare kam ruk jange kudian bina wrld de ..

2723
Jokes Majaak / Re: LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:33:12 PM »

2724
Love Pyar / Re: NEVER......
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:25:50 PM »

2725
Love Pyar / Re: REAL LOVE...............
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:07:56 PM »
 

Oh, MY... I guess, I should learn a lesson from this!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:


thnxxx for reply

2726
Love Pyar / REAL LOVE...............
« on: October 10, 2009, 12:56:49 PM »
While Dad was polishing d new car,

his 4yr old son pickedup a stone
& scratched lines on d side of d car.
In anger, Dad took d child's hand & hit
not realizing he was using a wrench.
At d hospital, his child said, "Dad, when will my fingers grow back?"
Dad went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back,he looked at d scratches,
child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD".


Anger & Love have no limits!!

2727
Love Pyar / NEVER......
« on: October 10, 2009, 12:23:51 PM »
Nvr say thanx 2 sum1
who loves u.
Nvr say bye 2 sum1
who really needs u.
Nvr blame a prsn
who really trusts u
&
nvr 4gt a prsn
who alwys mis u...

2728
Jokes Majaak / LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:16:30 AM »
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS:
will you love it? oh! YAH

The result

Markets silent

Streets empty

The police at rest

All mobile companies in loss

No SMS

No Flowers

No Valentine

No Candles

No Perfumes

All the men directed to Heaven.

2729
Jokes Majaak / Re: fastest means of communication.
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:13:13 AM »
phoooooooooooooooooooon :superhappy:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2730
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:11:46 AM »
Damn so much love in the air, chakar ke aa?  :pagel:


thnxx for reply
hahaha....aho jhanda 22 chkar ki aa eh menu vi samj ni aa reha yaar  :laugh: :laugh:

2731
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:09:48 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:


 :happy: :hehe: :hehe:

2732
Love Pyar / Re: How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:08:54 AM »
 


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:


hahaha......hasde rho khush rho  :happy: :laugh:

2733
Love Pyar / Re: Have I ever told You.....
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:14 AM »
Really very nice dear  :hug:

2734
Love Pyar / Re: Trust You .....
« on: October 10, 2009, 11:05:59 AM »
very nyccccccc  :hug:

2735
Jokes Majaak / Re: best punishment for a woman
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:35:27 AM »
gud one gill 22
but i think best punishment for woman is just take her credit card and dont give her money for 1 month :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: just lock her account rather then room



hahaha...thnx for reply bro

2736
Jokes Majaak / fastest means of communication.
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:33:09 AM »
B: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
A: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


 :laugh: :laugh:

2737
Jokes Majaak / best punishment for a woman
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM »
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror

 :laugh: :laugh:

2738
Love Pyar / How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
« on: October 09, 2009, 10:56:36 PM »
How to say "I love you" in 101 languages..??
English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief

Albanian - Te dua

Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)

Armenian - Yes kez sirumem

Bambara - M'bi fe

Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)

Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah

Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a

Catalan - T'estimo

Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - Ndimakukonda

Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Afgreki'

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe

Hebrew

Hebrew to male: "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)

Hebrew to female: "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru or anata ga daisuki desu

Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech g�er

Macedonian - Te Sakam

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Maltese - Inhobbok

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Me tula prem karto

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaram

Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

Polish - Kocham Ciebie

Portuguese - Eu te amo

punjabi- mai tenu pyar karda/kardi han

Romanian - Te iubesc Awexu

Russian - Ya tebya liubliu

Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian - Volim te

Setswana - Ke a go rata

Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')

Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan

Sioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim ta

Slovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag alskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Surinam - Mi lobi joe

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikuraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)

Thai (informal) Rak te

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

Urdu - MUJHE TUM SE MUHABAT HAIN / MUJHE TUMSE ISHK HAI....

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

Yoruba - Mo ni fe

2739
Love Pyar / Re: A Boy prpsd a grl
« on: October 09, 2009, 07:25:36 PM »

oh wow, good stuff!

but afterall, we are human and it gots to hurt, even if only a little bit. Just a thought ji!



thnxx for reply dear

2740
Love Pyar / Re: A Boy prpsd a grl
« on: October 09, 2009, 07:24:25 PM »
YEAH REALLY REAL

SAYE KAYA


thnxx ji

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