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« on: October 30, 2009, 02:33:09 PM »
APPRAISAL LETTER (A classic example for the proverbial reading between lines)
Dear Manager (HR)
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
Dear Manager (HR),
That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.Signed - Project Leader
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« on: October 28, 2009, 11:59:35 PM »
A SMALL TRUTH TO MAKE LIFE 100%
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26
Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%
Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%
( don't most of us think this is the most important??? )
Then what makes 100% ?
Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%
Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps
Change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100%,
what we really need to go further... a bit more...
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% ! ! !
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING
Change Your Attitude .
And You Change Your Life ! ! !
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« on: October 28, 2009, 11:19:31 PM »
The best and the worst!, Worth reading!
The most damaging attitude.................Resentment!
The most destructive habit...................Worry
The greatest Joy.................................Giving
The greatest loss.................................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work......................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait..................Selfishness
The most endangered species...............Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"...............Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.........Fear
The most effective sleeping pill..............Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..........Excuses
The most powerful force in life...............Love
The most dangerous pariah...................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.....The brain
The worst thing to be without.................Hope
The deadliest weapon...........................The tongue
The two most power-filled words............"God Can"
The greatest asset................................Faith
The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire.......................SMILE!
The most prized possession...................Integrity
The most contagious spirit.....................Enthusiasm
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« on: October 28, 2009, 05:21:02 PM »
1.b'coz u r nt stupid.In only love can u be head over ur heels nd yet claim u r nt embarassed by ur own assinnie behaviour
2.b'coz love kills painfully nd slowly.u have 2 b insane to inoculate urself wid a terminal illness
3.b'cozu r nt a waster,fall in love nd all ur time,money nd energy goes down da drain 4 sumthingas emphemeral as a smile or a glance
4.b'coz all women r whimsical nd all men r unreliable
5.b'coz love never lasts
6.b'coz love cretes dependence,which,inturn,demand a very high price-loyality.why shud u serve just one and refuse to acknowledge other who stand nd wait
7.b'coz it creates a craving lyk drugs,it is best avoided
8.b'coz u lost on ur frnds as u have no time 4 them
9.b'coz the high telephone bill will bug ur old man no end
10.b'coz it is blind nd u wanna preserve ur vision
11.b'coz u dnt wana ditched dumped or duped
12.b'coz it means having to say sorry.it only means feeling very sorry 4 urself
13.b'coz it makes da world go round nd round nd u prefer to walk a straight line
14.b'coz it has done nobody any good.
15.b'coz u loved GOD nd had faith in him....
hun ina cho kyi points kyian nu vdia lgnne kyi nhe pls jarur dsyo kiven lgga te kehri gal
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« on: October 28, 2009, 11:13:13 AM »
Tenu Apna Banaiye Asi Ene Joge Kithe,
Haal Dil Da Sunaiye Asi Ene Joge Kithe,
Tenu Yad Karna Hi Bas Zindagi Hai Sadi,
Yaad Asi tenu aaiye Asi Ene Joge kithe
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« on: October 28, 2009, 11:07:26 AM »
If there is a future there is time for mending-
Time to see your troubles coming to an ending.
Life is never hopeless however great your sorrow-
If you're looking forward to a new tomorrow.
If there is time for wishing then there is time for hoping-
When through doubt and darkness you are blindly groping.
Though the heart be heavy and hurt you may be feeling-
If there is time for praying there is time for healing.
So if through your window there is a new day breaking-
Thank God for the promise, though mind and soul be aching,
If with harvest over there is grain enough for gleaning-
There is a new tomorrow and life still has meaning.
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« on: October 27, 2009, 11:46:06 PM »
asi saahan ton vadh ohnu chaheya c
par oh marjani apne aap ch khoyi ae
kol hundean ohne puchea sada haal nhi
hun ki kariye oh dooor jandean royi ae
eh faelli siahi dasdi a tu dil da haal sunauni ae
tere sille akhar dasde ne likhn lagi vi roni ae
akhian merian vi ariye bhij bhij ke sukdian jandian ne
par ess gal di hai khushi menu tu ajje vi menu chauni ae
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« on: October 22, 2009, 08:43:30 PM »
MR..admin ji plz das deo ke apne global mod ,mod te pj gabru te pj pariya di duty ki aa ?
ithe kuch lok bas apne frndz nu hi thnxx dende ne ...khas kar kudiya nu oh vi sade mod je kaho ta mai saboot kar dina aa ..par tusi jande oo sara kuj
jawab deo ..plz
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« on: October 21, 2009, 03:17:07 PM »
GILL said: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
JATT!HE3R said : But I've never been able to see the numbers.... :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: October 21, 2009, 03:04:15 PM »
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."
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« on: October 21, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »
how to sleep
Ik desi apne friend kol manja mangan geya.
Friend: Sade kol do hi mnje ne. Ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan te dooje te meri vohti te maa.
Desi: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo.
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« on: October 21, 2009, 11:18:37 AM »
Teriyan rahan cho kande chuk ke asi
Apniyan rahan wich wicha lene
Jehre Lagge si tainu dukh be darda
Asi jholi apni pa lene
Jede supne Lainde rahe tainu paun da
Mud dil apne ch asi chupa lene
Rahu Dil Di Dua ke tu sukhi wassi
Asi apne armaan daba lene
Jede Kite si tu waade saade naal Sajjna
Asi onha te Parde Pa lene
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« on: October 21, 2009, 11:04:34 AM »
Ik Chakor Ne Takya Chann Ik Waari
Chann Takde Hi Sudh- Budh Bhula Baitha
Takda Reha Jad Chann Nu Oh
Ta Usnu Paun Da Iraada Bana Baitha
Kini Pyaari Lagi Chanani Ohnu
Te Ki Dassan Oh Ki Mann Ch Wasa Baitha
Fer Chaliyan Ghatava Aisiyan
Ki Chann Baddlan Hethan Aa Baitha
Chann Nu Ta Chakor Hor Mil Jaane
Par Ik Hi Chann Si Chakor Da, Chandra Ohnu Vi Gawa Baitha
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« on: October 21, 2009, 10:58:43 AM »
Bhaave ik Jhutha jeha laara de ja
Umran di peeng nu ik hulaara de ja
Apne Saahan naal chukavange karz tera
Pyar bhareya ik pal udhara de ja
Guzar Jave umran da lamba safar mera
Bas ik mithi jehi yaad da sahara De ja
Nit Jagdeya na guzre raat meri
Mera Lutya chain dobara de ja
Ik aakhri Arz hai tere agge Sajjna
Ya te Dobb de mainu, Ya KINARA de ja
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« on: October 20, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »
Jisda Yaar kole na hove,
Usne rut mastani nu ki karna,
Jisde Dil hon lakh peerha,
Usne khushi begani nu ki karna,
Jihri aJJ es ungli kal os ungli,
Us Mundari Nishani nu ki karna,
Jehde dil vich pyar na Mittran lyi,
us husan Jawani nu ki karna !
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« on: October 20, 2009, 12:29:05 PM »
KuJh teer to darde ne,
KuJh talwaar to darde ne,
Koi do naina de war to darde ne,
Bahut tez chalde ne kuch log zindagi wich,
AJehe v ne Jo raftar to darde ne,
Yakin hai Je rabb di rehmat te,
phir kyon log intzar to darde ne,
Karde ne PYAR sanu te rakhde ne parda,
Pata nahin kyon izhar to darde ne,
Laggian ne chottan dil te Jina de,
AJehe v ne Jo pyar to darde ne
uw
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« on: October 20, 2009, 10:08:49 AM »
Gall sun meri kan la ke hanne ..
Kive laiju koi viah ke tainu hanne ..
Tere lyi main Zind talli te tikauni aa ..
Ni tu JATT di pasand JATT ne viahuni aa ..
Are gaire di nahio JATT di ae yarri aa ..
Jaan nalo yaari JATT nu pyari aa ..
Gall muho kado poori main paguni aa ..
Ni tu JATT di pasand JATT ne viahuni aa ..
Aiven na tu dil chota kar baliye ..
Chit nu tikane ni tu dhar balliye ..
5 ser sona pa ke doli puni aa ..
Ni tu JATT di pasand JATT ne viahuni aa ..
Dekhe ni tu mere ziddi yaar hanne ..
Oh tan nire agg de angaar hanne ..
Meeh vangu goli JATT ne vrauni aa ..
JATTI JATT di pasand JATT ne viahuni aa ..
purana song
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« on: October 20, 2009, 09:50:06 AM »
Jinu Dil tere di kdr nahi ,
Dil ode lyi tdfa k ki krna ,
Jinu kdr ni tere Jzbatan di ,
Ohnu man ch vsa k ki krna ,
Kri kdr "GILL" varge YAAR di ,
Jo teri kdar kre ,
Bekdran lyi kdr gva k ki krna !
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« on: October 16, 2009, 09:59:10 AM »
Kal raat main ohdi yaad wich kho gya,
Neend nahi si aundi pher v soe gya,
Supne ch rabb mileya kehenda tainu ki ho gya?
Main keha rabb ji mera taan bas yaar kho gya,
Rabb hasseya te boleya 'tu taan pyar wich jhalla ho gya, jehre yaar di gall tu karda oh taan kise hor da ho gya,'
Main keha' ikk taan si yaar jehda sada man-moh gya,
Main hi si shudaayi jehda lutt ho gya....
kal raat ohdi yaad vich phir kho gya .....
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« on: October 16, 2009, 12:55:48 AM »
tainu hi aaonde ne shaq karne,
asin taan ajj v poora aitbar karde haan,
tu hi aen jo rakhda aen sajna ohle,
asin taan ajj v khull k izhaar karde haan,
tainu hi aaondian ne gol mol gallan,
asin taan gallan sidhian te iksaar karde haan,
oh tu hi c jisne aakhia c,
"GILL" tu mainu bhull javin",
asin taan ajj v tainu pehlan vaang hi pyar karde haan......
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