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« on: November 15, 2009, 07:54:37 PM »
I Want Some Fresh Air
A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go For a Walk?
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Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. :happy: :
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« on: November 15, 2009, 06:19:16 PM »
Oh aounde aounde murh (ਮੁੜ) gye sadi jindgi chon
din teeyan varge turr (ਤੁਰਗੇ ) gye sadi jindgi chon
supne sunehri rakhe c bade sambh asi
sabh hanjhu bann ke rurh ( ਰੁੜ) gye sadi jindgi chon
hallaat de ambran vichon aesi(ਏਸੀ) dhup chamki
oh kache rang vangu udd (ਉਡਗੇ) gye sadi jindgi chon
har gall naal jo tere tere kehnde c
gaeran(ਗੈਰਾਂ) de hisse jurh(ਜੁੜ) gye sadi jindgi chon
shikwa nhi oss rabb ton sabh kuch mileya menu
bas ohi ekalle thurh ( ਥੁੜ )gye sadi jindgi chon... uw
143
« on: November 15, 2009, 05:41:19 PM »
Sada vakhra Sroop ,
Sadi vakhri A Shaan ,
Sadi vakhri hai Kaum ,
Sadi vakhri Pehchan
Sada vakhra hai Guru ,
Sadi vakhri Zubaan ,
Sada vakhra Nishan ,
Nahi marhian masaana
Sade Gurudware Gurudham ,
Pehlan Sees assi ditte fer milli SARDARI .
Tahio duniya de vich SIKH KAUM HAI NYARI".....
We R Proud To Be SIKHS.....
__________________
144
« on: November 15, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »
Har raah di manzil nahi hundi,
par chalna te sab nu painda hai.
Har dil nu dildar da sath naio milda,
par dhadkana te sab nu paenda hai.
Bhawe na hi howe mulakat mehboob nal,
intezaar te sab nu hunda hai.
Koi keh dinda koi luka lenda,
PAR kise na kise nal pyar te sab nu hunda hai...
145
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:47:04 PM »
Labde ha pairan de nishan Jande raahwan ton
Puchde ha suneha aundiyan hwawan ton
GILL krda dua tahanu kise di na thod hove
Maar deo awaaz YaaRo Jad meri lod hove !
146
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:16:09 PM »
aoundi ae yaad kise peed (ਪੀੜ )di tarah
pathran nu cheer ke kise teer (ਤੀਰ )di tarah
eh sach ae ke
"รค๒เ "
ranjha na bann sakeya
par oss nu chaheya ik heer di tarah
147
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »
Nibhaun valean di gal hor hundi aa
lod vele kam aoun valean di gal hor hundi aa
gallan tan sari duniya kar lendi aa
ik awaz te aoun valean di gal hor hundi aa
148
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:59:47 PM »
Kuj lok mere nam ton khafa ne
kuj lok mere likhan ton khafa ne
par ajehe vi kuj lok ne ess jag uppar
jo mere jeonda rehn ton khafa ne
par phir vi na tan mai nam badleya te na likhna shadeya
darr iss jagg da dilo bhula ke jaan nu yaar de hawale kar shadeya
par sade yaar vi bewafa nikle
na tan marrn lyi kiha na jeonda rehn lyi kuj palle shadeya
149
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:41:26 PM »
Je tu akhiyan de samne nhi rehna,
Te biba sada dil mod de,
Asan nit da vichora nhi sehena,
Te biba sada dil mod de,
Teri marzi ae saade nalon vakh hon di,
Sadi marJi ae tere piche kakh hon di,
Dukh maarda hi tera saanu rehena,
Te biba "รค๒เ" da dil mod de !
150
« on: November 14, 2009, 12:57:25 PM »
kuj gujar geya ,kuj gujar jana
kade vakht khlotta nhi reh janda
time naal lok baddal jande ne
phir koi kise da nhi reh janda
ithe umran di yaari vichhad jandi
bas dhundla jiha khawab hi reh janda
shaklan tak lok ne bhul jande
nam vi jubaan ton leh janda
par dosh kise da nhi hunda
aakhir doorian naal fark tan pai hi janda
151
« on: November 14, 2009, 12:42:58 PM »
Sapp da tarna ,satth vich kharna,gall da karna
jnne khne de vass da nhi
dukh da jarna,sach te arhna, kise lyi marna
jnne khne de vass da nhi
ishq kmauna ,sadh kahauna ,kann padvaona
jnne khne de vass da nhi
bol pgauna,gall pachauna ,yaari nibhauna
jnne khne de vass da nhi
hakk da khana,mannna bhana,uljheya taana
jnne khne de vass da nhi
pind da syana,basanti bana ,amar ho jana
jnne khne de vass da nhi
152
« on: November 14, 2009, 10:11:11 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL JI
Apan sare hi jande aan ke ajj sade bahut sare naujwan te bache street drugs val ja rahe aa drug addiction karke oh phir crime di duniya ch chal jande aa
plz sare apne vichar daso ke drug ina vadh riha kyun ...kaun responsible aa ehde lyi governments , jan phir asi aap han
te apne ideas deo ke sanu ki karna chahida sadi ki contribution honi chahidi aa ess kam nu ghat karn lyi ...te eh vi soch ke dekho ke tusi ajj tak ki kita kise nu drug val jan ton bchaun lyi
153
« on: November 13, 2009, 12:48:19 PM »
Boy chats with a girl, funny read
Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)
Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!
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« on: November 13, 2009, 11:52:32 AM »
Murgha No.5 Calling...
Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya, Woh chaye(Tea) bananay chali gai.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar,
Larky ne Socha k chalo dekhte hain Mera Number is ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab Usne Missbell di to Screen pe Likha aa raha tha...
"Murgha No.5" Calling....... :happy:
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« on: November 13, 2009, 11:44:45 AM »
10% Girls Play Games
Only 10% Girls Play Games like:
Tennis,
Football,
Caroms,
Hockey,
etc.
Because 90% Girls Play with Boy's Life.
So be careful.... :happy:
156
« on: November 12, 2009, 07:18:19 PM »
vadda tabbar ghat kamayi
gall nu pendi jad mehngayi
jad maape hon greeb, tan dheean mardiya ne
jad made hon naseeb, tan dheean mardiya ne
jad puttran te fokka maann hove
jad duniya mard pardhan hovr
aurat nu samjhe cheez, tan dheeya mardiya ne
jad made hon naseeb ,tan dheean mardiya ne
jad daaj di kite koi mang karda
vyah magro kudi nu tang karda
jad lalch da ugge beej ,tan dheean mardiya ne
jad made hon naseeb ,tan dheean mardiya ne
jad izzat kise dhee di koi khonda ae
jan jhoothe pyar de supne dikhaunda ae
jad tutte dil di reej,tan dheean mardiya ne
jad made hon naseeb ,tan dheean mardiya ne
jad dhee koi daag pagg nu laundi ae
sirr niva maapeya da kite kraundi ae
phir dangdi lokan di jeebh tan dheean mardiya ne
jad made hon naseeb ,tan dheean mardiya ne
157
« on: November 12, 2009, 06:55:50 PM »
Ajj fer raab ne mere ton pucheya .
Tera hasda hoeya chehra udaas :sad: kyon a,
Barsdian akhan vich pyas kyon a,
Jisdiyan najraan vich tu kuch bi nahi,
Oh tere lai ehna khaas kyon a....
159
« on: November 12, 2009, 01:06:23 AM »
vairiya di hikk daagda ae koi soorma
kothe te donaliyan calaun vale vade ne
jehde naal dil mile ohi yaar bann -de
rah jande hath nu milaun vale vade ne
sidhe rahe duniya te koi hun paunda aa
nashe diyan goliya khilaun vale vade ne
greeb bande kolo sare pare ho ke behnde aa
charhi guddi vale nu bulaun vale vade ne
shahid (ਸ਼ਹਿਦ ) jehian loorian te maa hi de sakdi aa
de ke draave peo salaun vale vade ne
jeonde jee ithe koi saar nhi leynda yaaro
marr gye ton tann (ਤਨ)nu jalaun vale vade ne
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« on: November 11, 2009, 08:31:50 PM »
tohar naal ne kehnde asi punjabi hune aa,london tak vi ja ke asi tan very bhune aa
kehri galon dag kaum de mathe laune aa ,kukh ch dheeyaan mar asi kehre sher kahone aa
babe nanak warge dhee leyi de gaye ne furman,so kion mannda aakhiye jitt jamme rajjan
bhul ke gal guruan di sir vich kheh pwaone aa,kukh ch dheeyaan mar asi kehre sher kahone aa
kudiyan de naal mudo kade hoea insaf nhi,rabb di dargah de vich vi asi hona maaf nhi
wang kabootar meet aakhan asi bachna chaune aa,kukh ch dheeyaan mar asi kehre sher kahone aa
jeonde rehan oh maape jehre vandan dheeyan di lohri,daj leyi jo mar den oh sab ton vade kohri
saukhe paap kamaune par hunde aukhe dhone aa,kukh ch dheeyaan mar asi kehre sher kahone aa
ghar ton kad te maape laad naal pale puttran ne,dhee vandone dukh vandoniya jameena puttran ne
eh gal samaj leyiye tan yaaro kahde roone aa ,kukh ch dheeyaan mar pher vi sher kahone aa
kukh ch dheeyan mar asi kehre sher kahone aa
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