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3881
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:36:11 AM »
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
3882
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:32:25 AM »
The Two Dangerous Weapons in World Other than Nuclear Bombs are:-
1) A Girl's SMILE :blush:
&
2) A Girl's TEAR  :
Both can Make a Man to Do Anything
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3883
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:28:56 AM »
gall sahi aa na ? j koi bhulekha tan das ? :hehe:
Bilkul sahi aa ustad ji :won:
3884
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:28:16 AM »
Which is the most Dangerous
Letter in English ??
The Answer is "W"...as in Wrong
"W" is a tension generator...
because all the worries and troubles get begins with "W"...
Who ? Why?
What ? When ?
Which ? Whom??
Where ?
War...
Wine...Whisky... Women...
Wealth
And finally .......
You have to accept this :
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.......
:scared: WIFE :D:
3885
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:25:37 AM »
ਇਹ ਪੰਜਾਬੀਆ ਦਾ ਚੁਬਾਰਾ ਏ
ਹਰ ਪੌੜੀ ਸੋਚ ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਚੜਿਓ
ਦੇਸੀ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਵਰਗਾ ਨਜਾਰਾ ਏ
ਵਿੱਚ ਵਿਹਲੜਾ ਦਾ ਖਿਲਾਰਾ ਏ
ਚਾਰਾਂ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ੧ ਕੁੜੀ ਦਾ ਪਵਾੜਾ ਏ
By ustad ji [ Gill - Galib ]
3886
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:22:17 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D:
the great sandhu
Syana Sandhu :D:
3887
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
kiya lo ge?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Galat
Ager Main tumhari jageh hoti to dimag leti.
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai :D:
3888
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:18:36 AM »
Sarpanch--- Come yaar ... lets play chess.
Dabangg--- no, Sorry..!!
Sarpnach---- whY.? don't u know how to play.
Dabangg---- Hey.! I know the Game yaar.. but i dont have Sports Shoes
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
3889
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:16:19 AM »
Sandhu: Ask me anything, I will answer in English...
Ramu: Agarbatti di english dasss.
sandhu: Le dass, E kehra aukha sawaal hai,,, very easy
"IF THIRTYTWO"
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
3890
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:11:07 AM »
Papa-kake, vehla na baith. Padai kar lai
Son- Fer ki houga
Papa- Fer tenu jada knowledge milugi
Son- Fer ki houga
Papa- Fer tere vadia number auan ge
Son- Fer ?
Papa- Fer tenu vadia college admission milugi.
Son- Fer ?
Papa- Fer tenu vadia job milugi.
Son- Fer ?
Papa- Fer tenu vadia salary milugi.
Son- Fer ?
Papa- Fer tere bade naukar-chakar honge.
Son- Fer ?
Papa- Fer tenu koi kam ni karna pena. Tu bas beh ke aram kari te aish kari.
Son- TE HUN KI KARDA PIA?
:D: :D: :D: :D:
3891
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:06:38 AM »
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
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Girl : Kyu ?
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Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye :hehe:
3892
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:02:42 AM »
Edward Maya ft Vika Jigulina Stereo Love Techno Remix
FEV 1
3893
« on: August 09, 2011, 07:00:53 AM »
___ :____
3894
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:59:24 AM »
Girl: Xcuse me brother dats my seat
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother.
My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did
Moral
Dont be over smart
:
3895
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:56:04 AM »
A boy Sitting with his GF :blah:
Saw a Guy's foto in her bag  :
and asked is he your ex BF :thaa:
GF kissed him and said, no thats me :blush:
Before Operation :D: :D: :D: :D:
3896
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:53:39 AM »
kujh we nahi
3897
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:46:59 AM »
haye haye eni kadar tutt paina g thodi :
hor ki :sad:
3898
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:41:29 AM »
ਤੁਹਾਡੀ CAT ਨੂੰ ਹੋਇਆ fever
ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਰੁਮਾਲ ਗਿੱਲੇ ਕਰ-ਕਰ ਲਿਆਵੇ
ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਦੁੱਖਦਾ ਸਿਰ
ਤੇ ਤੂੰ taBlE ਤੇ ਪਈ DISPRIN ਵੀ ਨਾਂ ਫੜਾਵੇਂ
3899
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:38:10 AM »
Gill-Galib
3900
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:34:53 AM »
Professer to Lado_rani ):- Wtz "Atentn Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?"
Lado_rani :- JIMBA LOMBA BOMBA :blah:!!!
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Professer :- aa ki hai  ?????
lado_rani:- Pehla tu dass oh ki c ? :D: :D: :D:
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