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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:38:06 AM »
Powerlifter: bike te ja riha si. rah wich jande Codename47 nu puchda
hai,Ki tenu lift chaidi hai?
Codename47 : nhi mera ghar taan ground floor te hi hai.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2462
« on: December 07, 2010, 04:24:10 AM »
hanji bilkul sahi keha tusi
2463
« on: December 07, 2010, 04:21:33 AM »
worry not power ji kalnu tahaudi vari ae....  : :
2464
« on: December 07, 2010, 04:15:48 AM »
Amitab Bachan te pran ik bus stop te khade si.
Bus aayi.
Pran bus te chad gaya, par bachan na chadya.
Daso kiyon.
Kiyon ki bus te likhya c:
Pran jaye par bachan na jaee.
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
2465
« on: December 07, 2010, 04:12:03 AM »
Cobra: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de.
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
Mand: Par kyun???
Cobra: Kyunki main exam vich likh aaya han.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
2466
« on: December 07, 2010, 04:08:06 AM »
Mand takes interview of Cobra for a job.
Mand: Tell me opposite words of these:
Mand: Good
Cobra: Bad
Mand: Come
Cobra: Go
Mand: Fast
Cobra: Slow
Mand: Ugly
Cobra: Pichhli
Mand: Shut up
Cobra: Keep talking
Mand: Get out
Cobra: Come in
Mand: Oh my God
Cobra: Oh my devil
Mand: You are rejected
Cobra: I am selected
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2467
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:59:17 AM »
Pind di buddi shehar milan gayi. Nooh ne ohne Pizza dita te kehndi: Aa lai bebe PIZZA.
Buddi: Eh sheharian di vi had nahi, khan vali cheej nu vi kehnde ne pe ja. :scared: :scared:
2468
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:55:47 AM »
Cobra Melbourne di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.
Cobra: No I am Cobra. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.
Irritated Cobra got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair.Cobra ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. Cobra slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
2470
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:46:55 AM »
Mand: I love u sohniye.
Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Mand: Veer tera university da topper a. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
2472
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:40:52 AM »
Bhikhari Mand nu: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
Mand: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
Mand: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
2473
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:35:53 AM »
Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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.Oye balle balle guess karo Ji
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* * * ! ! Punjab ! ! * * * :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2474
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:34:24 AM »
Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?
Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda c.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2475
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:27:51 AM »
ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਸਵਾਲ ਨੰਬਰ ੧੨ ਡਾਚੀ ਕੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ ? ਨੂ ੧੨.ਪਸੇਰੀ ਕੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ?ਪੜ੍ਹਿਆ ਜਾਵੇ .
ਧੰਨਵਾਦ
2476
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:15:27 AM »
Cobra ji without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG Mand Saab. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG Mand saab DOES not know me. :laugh: :laugh: [/size][/color][/b]
2477
« on: December 07, 2010, 03:06:27 AM »
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We justtell them straight out that theyre going to die."
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2478
« on: December 07, 2010, 12:43:46 AM »
Codename47 ji main ni mashoor mistake lag gi tahanu :scared:
2479
« on: December 06, 2010, 11:42:27 PM »
hun ki dassiye bibba ji
eh waqt diyian majboorian ne
tusi ta gusa hi kar gaye jatt ji main ta majak kar rahi si...main samajdi han time dia majboorian ne....take ur time worry not....tak it easy
2480
« on: December 06, 2010, 10:45:00 PM »
ehne question te sirf 31 december tak hi
yaar 1-2 saal da time denni chaida c
aidha karo mein aggle saal tak mann saab nu de deoga jaani k 31 december 2011 takk
kyon jatt ji sirf 20 ta swaal ne ohna lie i-2 saal chide ne tahanu....je tusi punjabi putar ho ta tahanu ta 20 min hi kafi ne eh ta fir vi 22-23 din apie ne....Good Luck :won: :won: :won:
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