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Jokes Majaak / Power & his Dad
« on: December 15, 2010, 01:03:03 AM »


Dad to Power: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?

Power: Mein han ji.

Dad: Oh kiven?

Power: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te

mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji sara din.... :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: PowerLifter
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:59:54 AM »
hahahah  :loll: power ji :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra & girl
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:38:53 AM »



Cobra: I love u sohniye.

Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Cobra: Veer tera university da topper a.

 :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra in Train
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:28:58 AM »



Once Cobra was travelling on a train.

He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the

train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees,

 :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:

Cobra deserved more service. So, when

Cobra fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When

the station arrived,

Cobra was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home,

he went to wash his face, and suddenly he screamed when he saw

the mirror. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Cobra s Wife " ki gal hoie

Cobra "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up

someone else"
 :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:





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Jokes Majaak / PowerLifter
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:11:28 AM »

What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?

PowerLifter Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. :okk:



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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Calling....
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:03:25 AM »


Cobra with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610 :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra s higher study
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:01:02 AM »




Cobra : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:





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Jokes Majaak / Re: Cobra Apne Dost nu
« on: December 14, 2010, 11:49:06 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2309
bahut vadia maan saab

2311
Funny Videos / Re: funy viddeo
« on: December 14, 2010, 04:21:29 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2312
Funny Videos / Re: MuSt WaTcH
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:52:40 PM »
 :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:

2313
Funny Videos / Re: Ultimate Indian Movie Scene
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:49:57 PM »
 :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:

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Funny Videos / Re: I love you!
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:47:28 PM »
 :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

2315
Jokes Majaak / Re: A Boy And A Girl In Love..
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:45:26 PM »
 :omg: :omg:

2316
Funny Videos / Re: Aithe English Sikho !!!
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
hahahah :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

2317
Funny Videos / Re: Sahnewal Chownk 'ch FUNNY KIDS
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:34:54 PM »
thnx ji

2318
Gup Shup / Re: 1 swaal....one Question
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:12:01 PM »
 
bahut wadhiya likheya Jatti. :happy:
thanx dear

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Gup Shup / Re: 1 swaal....one Question
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:09:46 PM »
bass ehi mai kehna chaunda ah ke je kudiyan nu eh pta ke oh ma peo di izzat ney tey oh eho jeha kuch v karn giya ee ni tan koi ohna baare kida kuch keh jau... sariyan kudiya ikko jehiyan ni..
kuch kudiyan ney eda de galt kamm kite ke sab kuidyan nu eda keha janda ah..
baki rahi gall topic di tan jo qus c mai ohda javaab de chukka ke loka di soch ah soch apa ni badal sakde
ajj kall eda da kuch ho rha ah ke kudiyan nu maada ee keha jah rha..
kuch kudiyan de chukke galt kamma karke sab baare keha ja rha ah..

hhahaha tuhadi es gall da javaab mai pehlan ee de chukkea ah.. ke jida mmundea nu gharde jyada sochde ni..
kyu ke munde eho jehe kamm karde ee ney.. par tuc eh dekho na ke ma peo munde nu apni izzat ni samjhde mostly kudiya nu ee samjhde ney.. so i thnk tuhanu ans mil gya hona

gill ji lagda tusi hor paase lai ge gal nu....aacha eh daso ki soch bandi kitho aa ? samaj ki aa ? ehde rules kon banunda ?
jidda tusi hun eh topic samjan di bajie rules te hi jor de rahe ho....ki eh sahi aa ? ki kise di gal sunn te samjan to bina apne way nal hi us nu band karn di kosish karni....hun tahaude swala de jawab....
samaj ki hunda :- main tu te hor kaie sade varge mil ki hi ik society da roop bande aa jis nu samaj keha janda....te sadi soch hi samaj di soch aa....sade banie hoie rules hi samaj de rules ne....je main tu apne aap nu apni soch nu badla ge apne dakhan de najrie nu baldlan ge ta hi samaj da nazaria badle ga....vaise eh main unz hi ans de dite mera topic eh nahi si....jado ik baap apne munde de kete galat kum karke kito maffi mang ke (police station,panchayat,polition) aa reha hove ga ta us nu puch ke dakhana ta pata lage ga ki oh apni izzat gua ki nahi aa reha....be-izzati da means hai ke kise de samhne sir da jhuk jana so doesn't matter munda ja kudi....anyway this s not my topic....plz try to understand the topic....thnx

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Gup Shup / Re: 1 swaal....one Question
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:54:50 PM »
Baki rehndi gall ah aa ji k munde koi special rights lai k dharti te nai aye.....Jayada tar dekhya geya hai k ohna deya karnameya de naal hi ma peo nu sharmindagi uthauni paindi hai !?

thnx 4 understanding me....bas iehi kehna chhundi haan....like we all know human got same rules 4 everyone but why some people r forgetting girls are also HUMAN....

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