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« on: November 12, 2014, 04:38:24 AM »
bhabhi nu ta ssa de du teri has li fer thik he ke
bhul na jayi
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« on: November 12, 2014, 04:25:03 AM »
Na hor ki me hun aake tere gud gudi keran :laugh:
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« on: November 12, 2014, 03:57:10 AM »
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Nisar!
Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?
Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….
:D: :D:
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« on: May 20, 2014, 04:22:18 PM »
yes
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« on: May 20, 2014, 03:41:36 PM »
Dosto, Aaj hum ek ajeeb praani ke baare mein padhenge
Iss Jeev ka naam hai…
“BIWI”
- Yeh aksar Rasoi aur TV ke Saamne Paayi jaati hai
- Inka Paustik Aahaar hai, Pati Ka Bheja
- Yeh Paani kam, Khoon jyada peeti hai
- Inhe Aksar Naaraz hone ka naatak karte hue dekha ja sakta hai
- Iss Praani ka Sabse khatarnak Hathiyaar hain Inke Aansu (Rona) aur Emotionally Blackmail karna
- Iss jeev ke sampark mein rehne se, Tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai, Jiska koi ilaaj nahin!
Bas inse saawdhaan rehna
– Bharat Sarkar Dwara Janhit Mein Jaari
:D:
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« on: May 20, 2014, 03:26:28 PM »
face_disco :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 20, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »
aaj kuch tufani kerte he...... :blowout:
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« on: April 29, 2014, 10:34:03 PM »
bina petrol da moter bike petrol pana ni bas mada jeha lana he :laugh: te aaye pajhu jive roket janda wa :D: :D:
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« on: April 29, 2014, 02:53:24 PM »
Jiya Jale jaan jale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
-FEVER
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
-HEART ATTACK
Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge
-CONSTIPATION
Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he
-ACIDITY
Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo
-CATARACT
Tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna
-ALZHEIMER'S
Mann dole mera tann dole
-VERTIGO
Tip tip barsa paani,
paani ne aag lagayee
-URINARY INFECTION
Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he..
-HYPERTENSION
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere..
-CORN ON FEET
Haay re
haay Neend nahin aaye..
-INSOMNIA
Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata..
-PILES
:D: :D:
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« on: April 29, 2014, 04:44:35 AM »
befkufiyain :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 29, 2014, 01:56:30 AM »
me ta ehni pi lu ki agle din gher aalya ne puri :thaa: kerni
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« on: April 29, 2014, 01:48:09 AM »
hehe :he:
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« on: April 29, 2014, 01:45:08 AM »
mante ho ke ni :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 07:09:46 PM »
aapa done russ bethe ta menau kon ve :blah:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 07:07:49 PM »
cool =D>
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« on: April 27, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale". :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 04:09:00 PM »
1) I M- 2) U R- 3) Life is- 4) Love is- 5) Best Relation- 6) Hobby- 7) Boy-s- Girl-s- 9) Heart- 10) Marrieg-  :
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« on: April 27, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »
1) Ur Name ________
2) % in 10th_______%
3) Gender_______
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« on: April 27, 2014, 03:46:56 PM »
"Jab Hum ek hi mazak ko lekar baar baar hus nahi sakte to hum ek hi gum lekar baar baar kyu rote rahe..."
So keep smiling 4ever.. :happy:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 03:42:14 PM »
thnx rooh :agreed:
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