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« on: November 17, 2012, 08:21:41 AM »
Crush ta bhut ne ... Daily 2 -4 ho hi jande a . :D: :superhappy: :rockon:
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« on: November 08, 2012, 08:56:06 AM »
Bari barse kathan geya c….
khat khat ke liandi roon….
Ni dil mera doll geyaaaa…. dil vich vas gai tu… Ve dil mera dol geyaaaa…. dil vich vas gai tu……………………
:balle: :balle:
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« on: November 08, 2012, 08:42:59 AM »
Kudi: Coat killi te na tangya karo……..
coat killi te na tangya karo……..
je sade nal nahi bolna
sadi gali v na langya karo….
Munda: Coat killi utte tangan ge
coat killi utte tangan ge
gali tuhade piyo di nahi
asin idhron hi langa ge…..
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« on: November 08, 2012, 08:32:42 AM »
hooooooooooooo aari aari aari ,kudi mere nal pad di,
kudi mere nal pad di ,ohnu akhh mitran ne mari,
gora rang dudh warga,
gora rang ohda dudh warga , lagdi bahut pyari ,
bai mitran ne patt laini, jihdi kudian te sardari.
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« on: November 08, 2012, 08:21:52 AM »
Jattan Da Putt Ban k Chadra
Firda Muchan Chaarhi....
dasan Pinda de velley bande
Sarey ohde aadi ...
Kheesey de vich rakhe nagni
Khanda marhi marhi...
Patt layi nag wargi
Eda Jatt Jugadi
Patt layi nag Wargi
Eda Jatt Jugadi
Patt layi nag Wargi ....
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bari barsi khatan gaya c
khat k liaundi thali
o kainthey vala tilak gaya
pani dol gai jhanjaran vali
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« on: November 05, 2012, 10:22:37 AM »
meri vi ahi addat hai..... bus roti kan de hoye kuch na kuch chalda hona chaida ... it can be TV or PC te movie ........
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:25:15 PM »
ਉਂਝ ਤਾਂ ਉਹ ਕਮਲੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਜਾਨੋ ਵੱਧ ਕੇ
ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਸੀ,,,
ਵੱਖ ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਹੋਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਨਿੱਤ ਸੌ ਸੌ
ਕਸਮਾਂ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਸੀ|,,,
ਪਰ ਵਕਤ ਹਨੇਰੀ ਅੱਗੇ ਆਖਰ ਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਟੁੱਟ ਗਈ
ਸੀ,,,
ਰੁੱਖ ਹਵਾ ਦਾ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਭਾਰੇ ਪਾਸੇ ਦੇ ਵੱਲ ਝੁੱਕ ਗਈ
ਸੀ.............. :14:
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:24:43 PM »
Madam to students :
Agar Koi School Ke Sahmne Bomb rakh deta hai toh kya karoge..?
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Pappu:
Madam ji 1-2 min Dekhenge je koi leh geya ta theek ah
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Warna
staff room vich rakh avan ge :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
Lucifer: That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all?
Satan: That's what everyone thinks!
Lucifer: What about the PC?
Satan (laughing): It's got Windows 95! And it's missing three keys!
Lucifer: Which three?
Satan (screaming): Control, Alt and Delete!
:rockon: :hehehe: :Laugh:
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:23:16 PM »
ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਿਤਾਉਣੀ ਮਨ ਵਿਚ ਖਵਾਬ ਸਜ਼ਾ ਬੈਠੇ
.... ♥(¯`v´¯)..... (¯`v´¯)♥..... (¯`v´¯)♥..... (¯`v´¯)♥....
ਇੱਕ ਪਲ ਵੀ ਤੂੰ ਦੂਰ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੀਂ ਹੁਣ ਇੰਨਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚਾਹ ਬੈਠੇ
♥ ♥
(¯`v´¯)
`•.¸.• (¯`v´¯)
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:22:35 PM »
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:21:44 PM »
Relationship Never Dies A Natural Death... They Are Killed By EGO, ATTITUDE nd IGNORANCE..
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:21:05 PM »
A small boy to a girl: Mai tainu apne
bullan to kuj kar ke dikhawa .
Girl: Nahi 5th class to baad.
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Boy: hun ker ke dikhawa?
Girl: Na, Matric to bad. .
. . Boy: hun ?
Girl: Nahi,
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F.Sc to bad. Boy: hun? Girl: Nahi,
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B.Sc to bad. Boy: Plz hun ta bullan to kuj
kar ke dikhan de?
.Girl: Nahi.
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Vyah de baad. Vyah de bad munda bolya:
hun karan?
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Girl: han han hun karo. . . . . . .
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Boy: BuUuRrRraaaa... .. BuuUrrrRRrraaaa
a. ............... ....
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:13:36 PM »
ਪੰ ਗਾ ਲੈਣ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾ Insurance
ਕਰਵਾ ਲਵੀਂ....!!
ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰਦਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਕੰ ਮ ਆਉ .
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« on: October 28, 2012, 01:12:07 PM »
unjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho thodi babhi
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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