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« on: May 14, 2012, 08:11:09 PM »
Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava baithi
Ik bholi jehi surat naal main bin samjhyaan yaari la baithi
Phul samajh apnaaya si,kandeyaan ton hath chilva baithi
Kuch mitheyaan bolaan khatir,gamaan de rog lava baithi
Is ishq de chakraan vich Rabba, main apna aap gawa baithi.
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« on: May 13, 2012, 08:58:20 AM »
ਇਕ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੱਚੇ ਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਦੇ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਕੱਟਣ ਆਯਾ,
ਡਾਕਟਰ: ਬੇਟਾ ਵੋਹ ਦੇਖੋ ਉਪਰ ਸੋਨੇ ਕੀ ਚਿੜਿਯਾ,
ਬੱਚਾ: ਤੂ ਸਾਲੇਯਾ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇਖ, ਪੈਰ ਨਾ ਵੱਡ ਦਵਿੰ,
ਲਾਦ੍ਗਾ ਚਿੜੀ ਦਾ ਮਾਮਾ !
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« on: May 13, 2012, 08:50:23 AM »
Vich Hawawan Kade Vi Deeve Jagde Na,
Khiza Di Rutte Phull Kade Vi Sajde Na,
Bhull Ke Vi Na Saanu Kite Bhull Javin,
Kuonki Yaar Guwaache Fer Kade Vi Labhde Na.
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« on: May 13, 2012, 08:46:01 AM »
Ajj Dil Puchh Baitha Appni Hi Tasveer To,
Tu Ki Paya Appni Taqdeer To,
Teri Tasveer Dil De Sheeshe Nu Vikhayi,
Te Keha Ajeha Pyaar Paya Taqdeer To.
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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:16:18 PM »
Math teacher : if a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life
student : i love you sir and you love your daughter which means i love your daughter :laugh:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:14:17 PM »
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission he kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, œnow that™s addition  in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, œnow that™s subtraction  then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation and both together smiled and said, œthat™s multiplication  then her dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision he kicked that boy three blocks away and said, œthat™s long division :D:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:05:53 PM »
Beggar: saab 12rs do na coffee peeni hai
man: lekin coffee to 6rs ki hai? beggar: par saab girlfrend bhi to hai
man: bhikari hokar bhi gf banali
beggar: na saab,gf ne bhikari bana diya
:D:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:01:46 PM »
Lalu: rabri, tum to hamara chand ho
rabri: na ji hamka chand vand mat kahiye, ye sasure america wale roj chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai
:D: :laugh:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 04:57:21 PM »
1 vaar di gal va ke main te decent_kamli jangal chh gaye te othe samne sher ahh geyaaa ouffffffffffff main dar geya fer mainu 1 sakeem suji main miti chuk ke sher deyan akahn vich payi te bhajan shuru kitaa kamli othe hi khari rahi main enu awaj mari ke baj baj pata mainu ki kahndi agon lai miti taannn toon payi main kiu bajan
:D:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 04:50:02 PM »
Harjot adarsh noon : 'dekh woh ladki meri taraf dekh k muskra rahi hai
' 'ye to kuch b nahi, jab maine tujhe pehli bar dekha tha 3 din tak hasi nahi ruki thi
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« on: January 18, 2012, 09:59:28 PM »
1 vaar 1 lady apne gar vale nall lar rahi c kahndi ki tuis har vele meri hai meri hai layi rakhde ho jad dekho meri gadii jad dekho mera ghar jad dekho mere bacheee oh vichara sidda sada jidan de ke munde hundeeee kahnda fer hor ki keha karan ohhh kehndaa hun tusiii sada kahn di adat paou ohhh kahndaa theek hai g sadi gadi sadde bachee vagera vagera.............................. 10 min baad oh vapis aundi ohhh bichara kuj lab reha hunda kahndi g tusi ki labbb rahe hooo kahnda sada kashaa (underwear)
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« on: January 18, 2012, 09:57:24 PM »
Rabri devi died and went to heaven (don't laugh). as she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clock behind. she asked, what are all those clocks ? yamraj answered, those are lie clocks. everyone on earth has a lieclock. every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. oh, said rabri, who's clock is that ? that's goutam buddha's. the hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. and whose clock is that ? that's abraham lincon's clock. the hands have only moved twice, telling us that abraham only told two lies in his intire life. rabri asked, where's my laloo's clock ? laloo's clock is in my office, replied yamraj, i am using it as a ceiling fan.
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:42:02 PM »
hun ta mai 20 posts kar ditiya hun kyu nahi mai entry kar pa rahi chatroom vich
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:38:33 PM »
wikileaks :- i know everything
google :- i have everything
facebook :- i know everybody
internet :- without me you are nothing
electricity :- shut the hell up u all !!!
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:36:01 PM »
sardr: putar tu paper vich100% number lena . . putar:dont’worry me 200% levan ga . sardr:kanjar mazak karda mere naal . putar: pehly mazak kis kanjar ne shuru kita
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:31:36 PM »
caught my attention!
fri(end)
boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
bestfri(end)
... everything has an end except...
... fam(ily) <= it has (i love you)
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:29:19 PM »
6 funniest contradicting words
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1.clearly misunderstood
2.exact estimate
3.small crowd
4.found missing
5.fully empty
6.happily married :)
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »
a boy needs a lot of courage to
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reject a girl's friend request ....
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:22:56 PM »
why american names are like :
jackson
wilson
markson
robinson
kenson
anderson
davidson
jemson
johnson
because "mom can remember who is whose son :p
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:21:39 PM »
aadmi mango juice ka glass le kar baitha tha..!!
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dost aaya aur fataak se juice pee liya.!!!
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aadmi – meri to yaar kismat he kharaab hai.. :(
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beta fail ho gaya,
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biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi,
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ghar me chori ho gayi,
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nal me paani nahi,
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ghar me light nahi...
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ab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
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wo bhi tu pee gaya kaminey! :p :d
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