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Shayari / Qoutes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:25:15 PM »
ਉਂਝ ਤਾਂ ਉਹ ਕਮਲੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਜਾਨੋ ਵੱਧ ਕੇ
ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਸੀ,,,
ਵੱਖ ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਹੋਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਨਿੱਤ ਸੌ ਸੌ
ਕਸਮਾਂ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਸੀ|,,,
ਪਰ ਵਕਤ ਹਨੇਰੀ ਅੱਗੇ ਆਖਰ ਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਟੁੱਟ ਗਈ
ਸੀ,,,
ਰੁੱਖ ਹਵਾ ਦਾ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਭਾਰੇ ਪਾਸੇ ਦੇ ਵੱਲ ਝੁੱਕ ਗਈ
ਸੀ.............. :14:

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Jokes Majaak / Jokes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:24:43 PM »
Madam to students :
Agar Koi School Ke Sahmne Bomb rakh deta hai toh kya karoge..?
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Pappu:
Madam ji  1-2 min Dekhenge je koi leh geya ta theek ah
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Warna
staff room vich rakh avan ge  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Jokes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
Lucifer: That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all?
Satan: That's what everyone thinks!
Lucifer: What about the PC?
Satan (laughing): It's got Windows 95! And it's missing three keys!
Lucifer: Which three?
Satan (screaming): Control, Alt and Delete!

 :rockon: :hehehe: :Laugh:

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Shayari / Qoutes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:23:16 PM »
ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਿਤਾਉਣੀ ਮਨ ਵਿਚ ਖਵਾਬ ਸਜ਼ਾ ਬੈਠੇ
.... ♥(¯`v´¯)..... (¯`v´¯)♥..... (¯`v´¯)♥..... (¯`v´¯)♥....
ਇੱਕ ਪਲ ਵੀ ਤੂੰ ਦੂਰ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੀਂ ਹੁਣ ਇੰਨਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚਾਹ ਬੈਠੇ
♥ ♥
(¯`v´¯)
`•.¸.• (¯`v´¯)

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Gup Shup / Qoutes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:22:35 PM »
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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Gup Shup / Qoutes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:21:44 PM »
Relationship Never Dies A Natural Death... They Are Killed By EGO, ATTITUDE nd IGNORANCE..

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Jokes Majaak / Jokes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:21:05 PM »
A small boy to a girl: Mai tainu apne
bullan to kuj kar ke dikhawa .
Girl: Nahi 5th class to baad.
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Boy: hun ker ke dikhawa?
Girl: Na, Matric to bad. .
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Girl: Nahi,
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F.Sc to bad. Boy: hun? Girl: Nahi,
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B.Sc to bad. Boy: Plz hun ta bullan to kuj
kar ke dikhan de?
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Vyah de baad. Vyah de bad munda bolya:
hun karan?
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Girl: han han hun karo. . . . . . .
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Boy: BuUuRrRraaaa... .. BuuUrrrRRrraaaa
a. ............... ....

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Gup Shup / Qoutes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:13:36 PM »
ਪੰ ਗਾ ਲੈਣ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾ Insurance
ਕਰਵਾ ਲਵੀਂ....!!
ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰਦਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਕੰ ਮ ਆਉ .

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Jokes Majaak / Jokes
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:12:07 PM »
unjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai
isko punjabi me translate kro
boy-:oh vekho  thodi babhi
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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