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Topics - ਨਿੱਕੀਆ ਨੇ ਜਿੰਦਾ, ਜਿੰਮੇਵਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਭਾਰੀ
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« on: May 19, 2012, 10:34:33 AM »
Dosto es game ch har gal de ageh eh laagao mainu nhi pata dekhio majja aaunda
eg:- mainu nhi pata hun ethe kaun post karuga.......
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« on: May 19, 2012, 10:32:26 AM »
ssa dosto meri bnayi game dekhde aa kinu jyada samj aaundi aa te kaun jayada khed k dikhaunda aa........dosto sokhi aa bas dilouge ch uppar wale di tarif te bejti kar sakde o.....
eg:- nimane nu maan baksho lolzz
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:52:05 AM »
MIntI BaGga is back on PJ...................
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« on: March 07, 2011, 12:50:47 PM »
ssa dosto
this is a new game
tusi aapne nawe nawe ideas dasso aapne toh above person nu manaun de
i hope u all like it
lets start kaun manan aauga mainu.........
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« on: March 04, 2011, 11:54:00 PM »
ssa friends
tusi sare pj te ik din ch kini war online aande aa?
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:52:13 AM »
Doc- bache ko pani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
Sandhu- wo to theek hai par ubaalne se bacha marr to nh jayega na.
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:44:28 AM »
Sandhu and minti in a football stadium..
Sandhu : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
minti : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Sandhu :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?”
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:29:34 AM »
Dentist to sandhu Apka daant nikalna padega
Sandhu kitne paise lagenge?Dentist 200
Sandhu ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:21:13 AM »
minti: FoRD ki h?
sandhu: gaddi.
minti: te OXFORD ki h?
sandhu: ox bell nu khende hai te FORD gaddi nu,
OXFORD da matlab bellgaddi.
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:16:57 AM »
billo : Ajj apni wedding anversary hai ajj butter chicken banaunde aa.
sandhu: Kyon bhai, galti apan kiti hai..saza vechare kukad nu kyon mile
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:12:56 AM »
Sandhu da chinese dost hospital wich sandhu nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Sandhu : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta".
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« on: March 04, 2011, 04:04:41 AM »
Mom - Sandhu meri chappal labb de.......
Smart sandhu after 5 minutes
opens google.com and
types : " bebe di sajje pair di chappal"
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« on: March 02, 2011, 02:03:33 AM »
santa:-kidaa amleea ? khetibaari kiwein theek-thaak aa...?
amli:- zmeen ta saari thekke te de ditte...
santa:-fer ta wdeeya kita....haalaa kinna ku aa janda aa?
amli:- haalaa kaahda ?
santa:- ki gall zmeen thekke te ni ditti..?
...amli :- oh bhrawa thekke te mtlb...addhi desi thekke te de ti te addhi english thekke te.....te hun aapan khaali ho gye aa
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« on: March 02, 2011, 02:01:06 AM »
A Sweet Story:
Once a girl askd a boy, y we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance, etc but nothin to measure love, trust, friendshp..
Y??
Boy thought for a while, took her in his arms,
looked into her eyes and said..
.
.
.
Dimag na kha kurie.. Agge maths ch meri compartment aa.
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« on: March 02, 2011, 01:59:56 AM »
ਇਕ ਵਾਰੀ ਇਕ ਆਦਮੀ ਿਬਜਲੀ ਦਫਤਰ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਕਰਮਚਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ
ਿਬਜਲੀ ਕਿਓੁ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਦੀ ,ਕਰਮਚਾਰੀ ਿਕਹਦਾ ਡੈਮਾ ਚ ਪਾਣੀ ਹੈਣੀ ਿਬਜਲੀ ਕੀਥੋ ਆਉ
ਆਦਮੀ ਬੋਲਿਆ ਿਜਹੜਾ ਪਾਣੀ ਗਲੀਆ ਚ ਖੜਾ ਉਸ ਦਾ ਕੁਝ ਕਰਲੋ
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« on: March 02, 2011, 01:55:48 AM »
ਇੱਕ ਅਖ਼ਬਾਰ ਚ ਛਪਿਆ ਕਿ 50% ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਮੂਰਖ ਹੁੰਦੀਆਂ____
ਇਸ ਗੱਲ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੰਗਾਮਾ ਕੀਤਾ ____ਫ਼ੇਰ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੇ ਖ਼ਬਰ ਛਾਪੀ ਕਿ 50%
...ਮੂਰਖ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੀਆਂ____ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਤੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਾਂਤੀ ਮਿਲੀ
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« on: March 02, 2011, 01:16:23 AM »
ਕੁਝ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਉਸ ਤੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਦੀਆਂ,,
ਕੁਝ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਦਿਲ ਮਜਬੂਰ ਦੀਆਂ..
ਮੇਰੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਕਰਦੀਆਂ ਜ਼ਖ਼ਮ ਹਰੇ,,
ਕੁਝ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਮੇਰੇ ਹਜ਼ੂਰ ਦੀਆਂ..
ਹੁਣ ਕਿਸ ਨੂੰ ਆਖ ਸੁਣਵਾ ਮੈਂ,
ਜੋ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਛੁਪਾਵਾ ਮੈਂ...
ਕਦੇ ਛੁਪ ਨੀ ਸਕਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਓਹ,,
ਦਿਲ ਹੋਏ ਚੂਰੋ ਚੂਰ ਦੀਆਂ....
ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਰਖ ਲੇਆ ਪਰਦਾ ਏ,,
ਪਰ ਜਗ ਤਾਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ...
ਕੁਝ ਓਹਦੀ ਬੇਵਫ਼ਾਈ ਦੀਆਂ,,
ਕੁਝ ਟੁੱਟੇ ਹੋਏ ਗਰੂਰ ਦੀਆਂ...
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« on: March 02, 2011, 12:42:43 AM »
Please read at ur own risk u may forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.
"He is the cow, He has got four legs together.
Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk
Which come from 4 taps attached to the basement...
Its motion is very useful, Green color
used to paste on the wall.
It has a tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also !!!
Therefore cow rocks..... "
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« on: March 02, 2011, 12:41:49 AM »
Boht pyaar di ni umeed rakhda,
bas hass ke bulawe ohi boht hai.
roz roz chahe na darshan deyi.
je supne ch aawe ohi boht hai,
tere vi supne ch kade main aawa,
te tu aap sunave ohi boht hai,
apni jaan tere naam layi baitha,
tu bas ik dil lagawe ohi boht hai,
sat janam ne das kihne dekhe,
es janam layi mil jawe ohi boht hai,
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« on: March 02, 2011, 12:36:45 AM »
Ik Boond Giri Ohde Mathe Te,
Sada Sust Ja Dil Dharhka Gayi,
Ohdi Palkan Tak Jad Pahunchi Oh,
Rhendi Khundi Hosh Udaa Gayi,
Hun Aehi Kasar Bas Baaki Si,
Ohdi Bulliyan Tak V Aa Gayi,
Oh Boond Taan Kidhre Muk Gayi,
Par Pyar Di Baarish Laa Gayi,
Main Suta Jad Oh Husn Pari,
Mere Supne Tak Wich Aa Gayi,
Main Puchya Kehre Shehar Ton Ho,
Ohdi Akh Ambar Wal Jaa Gayi,
Main Naam Jo Puchya Usda,
Oh Chann Val Ishaara Laa Gayi,
Main Keha Oh Chann Taan Kuch Vi Nai,
Oh Fer Thoda Muskuraa Gayi,
Oh Pari Si Ya Aashiq Di Heer,
Sada Dil Heerey Jarhvaa Gayi,
Fir Milegi Ya Na Rabb Jaane,
Par Rabb Da Chehra Dikhaa Gayi,
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