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« on: September 19, 2010, 03:14:10 PM »
satnaam waheguru :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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« on: August 15, 2010, 10:23:11 AM »
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come
out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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Conclusion: Dont mess with engineers........
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« on: July 26, 2010, 05:10:27 PM »
j kise da bhala nai ker sakde,
bura kise da mangna maadi gal a,
maapeya pejeya si gharo padhan layee,
paise daru ch guwana maddi gal a,
jina dhee v apni torr diti,
daaj una to mangna maadi gal a,
gal gal te jihda hehe kari jave,
dukhra unu sunana maadi gal a,
sajjana de naal pehla aakhan chaar kerke,
phir nazaran churaouna maadi gal a,
aashiq pehla hi admoeya hunda,
unu hor sataouna maadi gal a,
nukas doojeya de kadhne bade sokhe,
augun apne lukaouna maadi gal a,
angreji hindi jaa bhave french bolo,
maa boli nu bhulana maadi gal a,
lalli sareya de a rab iko,
bhed dharma de paouna maadi gal a,
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« on: July 24, 2010, 11:16:57 AM »
sunn babul sunn piyare babul,
rassam rivaazan maare babul,
kukh wich maar dein to pehlaan,
rakh cheta rabb de jee da,
sunn dukhda piyare babul, ik anjammi dhee da,
har babul di jholi andar,
hunda hai dheean da mander,
babul de modhe te behna,
jaape swargaan de wich rehna,
babul dhee nu laad ladaave,
rab v dhee bann jaana chahwe,
bassda rahe tera babul khedda,
mehkaan vande meri maa da vehda,
banni rahe sardari teri,
taitho dhee balhaari teri,
rassam rivaazan de pinjare de wich,
tadaph rahi sardaari teri,
teri dhee mein piyari babul,
per karmaa di mein maari babul,
meinu kukh wich qatal karan di,
kar layee tu tiyari babul,
je babul, na hoiyaan dheean,
kaun manaye ga fir teeaan,
kis nu chetan warge, pyar karange,
jeevan da ikraar karange,
kis de naal, lenge ferre,
shadde rehange chetan tere,
dheean bin sansaar nahi chalna,
khaandaan parivaar nahi chalna,
menu inna maan bakash de,
meri nanhi jaan bakash de,
kukh wich maar den to pehlaan,
rakh cheta rab de jee da,
sunn dukhda mere piyare babul,,
apni anjammi dhee da,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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« on: July 22, 2010, 04:31:07 PM »
welcome back roop ji,
thxx for coming back, thuhade bina shayri badi rukhi rukhi lagdi si,
nice to have u back on pj,
god bless u ji,
chalo bai sare bebe bache banke welcome kero roop ji da sare,
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: July 21, 2010, 04:00:47 PM »
asi haate naa bulano ni tu chup dhaari rakhi,
gali langhno ni haate chahe band baari rakhi,
asi laa k umeedan bada kunda khadkaeya,
ni tey pucheya nai, KON
sagon kundi maari rakhi,
le k laavan 7 janama layee ban gayee kise di,
unj love lettera ch sade oto jaan vari rakhi,
lalli tenu jindey ni banave kive maadi,
ni te vair v naa paeya te yaari v naa rakhi,
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« on: July 15, 2010, 04:13:52 PM »
Nanak fikka boliye, tan mann fikka hoye.
fikko fikka sadiye, fikkay fikki soye.
fikka dargeh suttiye, munh thukka fikkay paye.
fikka moorakh aakhiye paahna laye sajaaye
ssa dosto, pichle kuj ku dina to pj te kuj aise hawa chal rahi a, ki koi kise nu gaalan kad reha a, koi kise nu manda chnga bol reha a, sonh baba ji di bilkul v aaoun nu dil nai kita 2 din, jina punjabiya de pyar bhaichaare di misaal sare jag vich diti jaandi hai, o punjabi ki ker rahe ne aaj, asi apas vich hi ik nai kise da ki muqabala karangey asi,
mera topic kise khaas ik insaan lai nai hai, koi a naa soche ki me a topic kise ik nu dhiyaan ch rakh k baneya hai, a sade sareya layee hai, me v ona vich hi shamil haa, ki ho gaya sanu kyu asi ik dooje nu manda changa bol rahe aa,
a gurbani diyan kuj linea sanu dass rahiya ne ki sade mande bolan da ki result hai, so meri sab agge hath jod k banti hai, pyar devogey taa pyar milega, izaat kerogey te izaat hove gi, chalo aaj sare kathhe ho k a sonh khaaiye k pj te aaj to baad pyar hi pyar milega,
khush raho hasde vasde raho,
:rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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« on: July 13, 2010, 03:23:03 PM »
guru ki laadli fauj poore rang ch hai ji, dekho
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« on: July 06, 2010, 01:47:10 PM »
sat sri akal to all punjabi janta, aaj ik topic dekheya me about sardaars, punjabi lion ne post kita hai, http://punjabijanta.com/religious-videos/sambho-sardari/msg400193/#msg400193, boht changa laga a dekh k, but hun hi ik hor topic dekheya me, its jokes on sardaar,s, asi apne aap te joke likh k apne aap te hi hass rahe haa, aaj dasam peeta valo diti gayee sardaari tey sardaar ki bus jokes ch jiyonde reh gaye aa, una sara pariwaar vaar k sanu a ik vadmulli sugaat diti, te asi aaj usnu kidher nu le gaye haa, ithe punjabi janta tey world de sare parts to punjabi aaounde ne apni punjabiyat nu apne dila vich jiyonde rakhan layee, te me aaj sare ona punjabiyan nu puchda ki sardaar ki hai, me us jokes vale topic de againest topic nai baneya, haa hurt jarur hoeya, but aaj mainu sadi pehchaan lost hundi lagi te us nu vapis paaoun layee a topic baneya, so everyone apne view jarur dena ji, thxxx too alll
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« on: July 05, 2010, 09:37:25 AM »
ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਮਿਲਦਾ ਏ ਨਸੀਬਾਂ ਵਾਲਿਆ ਨੂੰ,
ਦੂਨੀਆ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਹੀ ਇਸਦਾ ਬਜ਼ਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ.....
ਇਹ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਹੈ ਰੱਬ ਦੀਆਂ ਰਹਿਮਤਾਂ ਦਾ,
ਹਰ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਨਹੀ ਇੰਨਾ ਵਫਾਦਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ.....
ਉਸ ਘਰ ਤੋ ਚੰਗਾ ਸ਼ਮਸ਼ਾਨ ਹੈ,
ਜਿਥੇ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਨਹੀ ਸਤਕਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ....
ਸੱਤ ਜ਼ਨਮਾਂ ਤੱਕ ਨਹੀ ਲਾਹ ਹੋਵੇ,
ਪੁੱਤ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਇੰਨਾ ਕਰਜ਼ਦਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ....
ਕਰਨੀ ਸਿੱਖ ਲਓ ਕਦਰ ਮਾਂ ਦੀ,
ਮਾਂ ਦੇ ਚਰਨਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ ਦੀਦਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ.......
we love u mum,
lalli an sandeep
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« on: July 01, 2010, 02:52:37 AM »
ikk vaar sandhu bhaja bhaja jassi kol aaounda te kehanda tere veer ne aaj ik aisi cheez banai jis naal asi kandh de aar paar dekh sakde haa :rockon: :rockon: jassi excited ho k, OHH KI  : : sandhu kehanda MORI {HOLE) :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: June 29, 2010, 12:41:56 PM »
humdard dosto khair khaa ho,
mera dili paigaam kabool kero,
ilzaam kaboole thuhade me,
mera ik salaam kabool kero,
mainu garaz thuhade naal kuj v nai,
bus khair khaber hi mildi rahe,
tusi apne dil diyan keh ker lo,
chahe dil vich mere dil di hai,
j de nai sakeya thuhanu kuj,
thuhade to chahunda v kuj nai,
j kakh suwarn joga nai,
phir kakh guwaounda v nai,
gustakhi galti ho sakdi,
per kita kadi kasoor nai,
idher sun k udher laaouni,
apna a dastoor nai,
naal mohabat izzat dhaars,
ho gaye jive talaak jihe,
dosh zamane bhar de te,
badnamiya goodhe saak jihe,
mehfil vich mithh boleya di,
main waang kokudu radek reha,
me kise de dil vich dhadak reha,
te kise di aakh vich radak reha,
me divaa lagda jina nu,
mere suraj banan to darde ne,
inu kise tareeke gul kariye,
hawa naal salaaha kerde ne,
o raakh bana k meri ,
pairan vich latadna chahunde ne,
per duniyadario darde shole,
kaalkho muh bachaounde ne,
modhe rakh k hora de,
jo laoun nishane dekh laye,
hun dushmaniya hi de rabba,
asi bade yaarane dekh laye,
asi pairan thalle hath dite,
una sade paireen kach dite,
o kurbaan kundileya julfan de,
jina sapniya ban k das dite,
me aje v thuhade kamm da haa,
chahe navzan toh k dekh lavo,
me pohh vich balde sive jiha,
tusi apna paala sek lavo,
mainu khaak cho chukeya si jinha,
o phir mila vich khaak gaye,
o aakhe lag chadaveya de,
o mainu badleya aakkh agye,
ik paasa sun mansukh mere,
nahio saza sunai di,
mujrim di vi aakhir,
ik gawahai honi chahidi,
debi j ker yaar bano,
taa raho hamesha yaaran waang,
chad naa javo teeje din,
ilzaam laa k ishtihaaran da,
humdard dosto khair khaa ho,
mera dili paigaam kabool kero,
ilzaam kaboole thuhade main,
mera ik salaam kabool kero.
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« on: June 27, 2010, 09:39:44 PM »
7 Reactions of Punjabi Boys who dnt Have girlfriends watching others couples,,,,
1. a 22 de nal kihni sohni aa oye
2 .. eh sale bander jehe nal v set a :O
3. rab ne sade nal madi kiti
4 koi kudi sanu kyu ni dekhdi
5. jal na yar eh dowe ta bhen bhra aa
6. vekhi kida jafi paa ke baithe aa,,
7 . iss naleo ta main hi sohna aa :D
thuhanu ki lagda frns a sahi aa k galat :blah: :blah:
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« on: June 27, 2010, 07:22:01 PM »
jis din to change passe nu halaat badal gaye sajjna de,
asi lokan kolo suneya a khiyalaat badal gaye sajjna de,
kal hor keha aaj hor kehan, biyanaat badal gaye sajjna de,
hun dine charaonde taare o din raat badal gaye sajjna de,
asi apneya to hor hoye kai hor to apne ho gaye ne,
hun debi fashion wangu hi ang saath badal gaye sajjna de,
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« on: June 26, 2010, 11:28:56 AM »
Sikhi Dee Daastan London wich O'Dwyer noo maar kay, Tay Udham Singh daleri da ant kar giya! Lachchman Singh nay khoon day naal dhotay, Jehrhay paap narainoo mahant kar giya! Aisee karni koi nahi kar sakda, Jehrhi karni Bhindranwala Sant kar giya! Rehndi duniya takk rahooga yaad 'Dilbar', Jehrha karishma Satwant Beant kar giya! gandhi waang nahi charkhay chalaaye assan, Aseen charkharhiyan day uppar charhay hoye haan! Eh kachay gharhay nahi jehrhay Jhana wich khur jaanay, Ubbaldiyan deghan wich asseen karhay hoye haan! Jihnna schoolan wich siran dee fees laggadi, Ohnna schoolan wich asseen parhay hoye haan! Kanghay waan chirwaa kay tann aapna, bharatvarsh day kesan wich arhay hoye haan! gandhi-gandhi saaray kookday nay, Kee desh da giya suaar gandhi? Ohh kehrhay bomb barsaaye Bartaanniya tay, Kehrhay jahaaz wich hoya aswaar gandhi? Kehrhi jail wich uss nay qaid katti? Kehrhey thhanay wich khaadhi maar gandhi? Punjabi da shaayer kehnda, Bai jutti gin kay uss noo sau maaro, Jehrha gandhi noo aakhay avtaar gandhi! Ohh jihnoo banda akhwaun da haqq hai nahin, Ohnoo rashtar da pita banayee jaanday! Azaadi naal jihda door da vaasta nahin, Azaadi oss dee jholi wich payee jaanday! Udham Singh, Saraabhay tay Bhagat Singh nay, Sehray bann kay maut viahi ethey, Eh daat shaheedan day khoon dee e, charkhay naal nahi azaadi ayee ethey! Pahunchay Harmandar Sahib jaan fir dovein sooray, Karan ardaasa soormay kharh Satguru moohray! Gal wich palla paa liya Malik Hazooray, Lajjiya rakkhin Panth dee mere Satguru Pooray! Asseen khura-khoj mitaa dayyeeye jo saannoo ghooray, Asseen aapna aap mukaaye kay haan ghar ton turay! Saannoo raaj-bhaag dee lorh nahin, tera bharvaasa, Asseen panth-dokhi nay sodhnay, saaddha ardaasa! Kehnday Sukhdev Singh jadon maariya uchchi lalkaara, Kehnda kithey jaayenga bhajj kay oye arun kumaara! Jaan bachaa lai jay bachdi, Kaumi gaddhaara, Karza hai Sikh Kaum da, terey sir bhaara! Kaal terey sir kookda, vadhdhiya badkaara, Toon dhaayia Takhat Akal da, Waddha Darbaara! Jithey mijh lahoo da ho giya see, gahir gach gaara, Taithon badla laina vaidiya, vajj giya Nagara! Oye tainu yaad nahin see Khalsa, darr laahta saara? Jinda-Sukha terey sir aa charhay, hun kar lai koi chaara! Kehnday jadon Singhan ghorha dabaata, pai giya karhaaka, Othey karh-karh goli chall payee, kamb giya ilaaka! Othey chaar-chufere pai giya, phir garaz dhmaaka, Jad vartaayia Khalsay, Poonay wich saaka! Othey thar-thar Poona kambiya, jad hoya kharhaaka, vaidiya fauran digh piya, ohda pai giya pataaka! Chchaati day wich pai giya, ohday khulla naaka, Piya dharat tay tarhphda, khoonkhaar larhaka! Bhej ditta jamlok noo, sarkaari kaaka, Badla lai liya Sooriyan, ban Sher blaakaa, Jinda-Sukha dovein phir niklay, eh karkay vaaka! Ajj haalat vekh Punjab dee, mainu rona aunda, Hunda Sant Jarnail Singh, saddhay dukh-dard vandaounda! Sir jay koi dusht saahmnay chukkda, sir ohda lahunda, Mata Anandpur cheez kee, jo chahunda manvaunda, Phir Uss day ethey hundiyan, saannoo koi hath naa launda! Bai kehnday meenh vaangran goliyan vardiyan see, Kayee Soormay Singh Sardaar mar gaye! Subah tinn-chaali tay hoya hamla, Kayee sunday Aasa Dee Vaar mar gaye! Marey Beebiyan, Bachchay atay Bird-Baabay, Seva kardiyan kayee Sevadaar mar gaye! Sri Akal Takhat Sahib day pichchay see jo rahen vaalay, Ohh saaray day saaray parivaar mar gaye! Kehnday bai Shaheedon kee chitaaon pay kabhi roya nahi kartay, Woh to Amar hain, kabhi moya nahi kartay! Ai duniya vaalo, merey moonh say kafan paarh daalo, Mard to kabhi moonh lukoya nahi kartay! - Daya Singh 'Dilbar' <![CDATA[<a href="http://[size=14pt][color=red][/color][/size]" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://[size=14pt][color=red][/color][/size]</a>]]> [/pre][/i][/font][/color] |
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« on: May 30, 2010, 11:33:44 AM »
FIFA WORLD Cup 2010
FIFA World cup is scheduled in 2010 from 11 of june to 11 of july which is the biggest tournament in the world cup history. This is the 19th world cup and 32 teams will participate in this world cup including the host, South Africa. These 32 teams are in 8 groups which are as follows.
Group A- RSA,MEXICO,URUGUAY,FRANCE
Group B- ARGENTINA,SOUTH KOREA,GREECE and NIGERIA
Group C- USA, ENGLAND, ALGERIA,SLOVENIA
Group D- Australia,GERMANY,SERBIA, GHANA
Group E- DENMARK, NETHERLANDS, JAPAN, CAMERRON
Group F- ITALY, NEW ZEALAND, PARAGUAY, SLOVAKIA
Group G- BRAZIL, NORTH KOREA, PORTUGAL, COTE D-IVORIE
Group H- SWIZERLAND, SPAIN, CHILE, HONDURAS
Dates and Times of World Cup 2010 - Group Stage Matches
Friday, 11 June 2010
* 4 pm – South Africa vs. Mexico (Group A)
* 8.30 pm – Uruguay vs. France (Group A)
Saturday, 12 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – South Korea vs. Greece (Group B)
* 4 pm – Argentina vs. Nigeria (Group B)
* 8.30 pm – England vs. USA (Group C)
Sunday, 13 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Algeria vs. Slovenia (Group C)
* 4 pm – Serbia vs. Ghana (Group D)
* 8.30 pm – Germany vs. Australia (Group D)
Monday, 14 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Netherlands vs. Denmark (Group E)
* 4 pm – Japan vs. Cameroon (Group E)
* 8.30 pm – Italy vs. Paraguay (Group F)
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – New Zealand vs. Slovakia (Group F)
* 4 pm – Ivory Coast vs. Portugal (Group G)
* 8.30 pm – Brazil vs. North Korea (Group G)
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Honduras vs. Chile (Group H)
* 4 pm – Spain vs. Switzerland (Group H)
* 8.30 pm – South Africa vs. Uruguay (Group A)
Thursday, 17 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Argentina vs. South Korea (Group B)
* 4 pm – Greece vs. Nigeria (Group B)
* 8.30 pm – France vs. Mexico (Group A)
Friday, 18 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Germany vs. Serbia (Group D)
* 4 pm – Slovenia vs. USA (Group C)
* 8.30 pm – England vs. Algeria (Group C)
Saturday, 19 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Netherlands vs. Japan (Group E)
* 4 pm – Ghana vs. Australia (Group D)
* 8.30 pm – Cameroon vs. Denmark (Group E)
Sunday, 20 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Slovakia vs. Paraguay (Group F)
* 4 pm – Italy vs. New Zealand (Group F)
* 8.30 pm – Brazil vs. Ivory Coast (Group G)
Monday, 21 June 2010
* 1.30 pm – Portugal vs. North Korea (Group G)
* 4 pm – Chile vs. Switzerland (Group H)
* 8.30 pm – Spain vs. Honduras (Group H)
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
* 4 pm – France vs. South Africa (Group A)
* 4 pm – Mexico vs. Uruguay (Group A)
* 8.30 pm – Nigeria vs. South Korea (Group B)
* 8.30 pm – Greece vs. Argentina (Group B)
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
* 4 pm – Slovenia vs. England (Group C)
* 4 pm – USA vs. Algeria (Group C)
* 8.30 pm – Australia vs. Serbia (Group D)
* 8.30 pm – Ghana vs. Germany (Group D)
Thursday, 24 June 2010
* 4 pm – Paraguay vs. New Zealand (Group F)
* 4 pm – Slovakia vs. Italy (Group F)
* 8.30 pm – Cameroon vs. Netherlands (Group E)
* 8.30 pm – Denmark vs. Japan (Group E)
Friday, 25 June 2010
* 4 pm – North Korea vs. Ivory Coast (Group G)
* 4 pm – Portugal vs. Brazil (Group G)
* 8.30 pm – Switzerland vs. Honduras (Group H)
* 8.30 pm – Chile vs. Spain (Group H)
Dates and Times of World Cup 2010 - Round of 16 Matches
Saturday, 26 June 2010
* 4 pm – Winner Group A vs. Runner-up Group B
* 8.30 pm – Winner Group C vs. Runner-up Group D
Sunday, 27 June 2010
* 4 pm – Winner Group D vs. Runner-up Group C
* 8.30 pm – Winner Group B vs. Runner-up Group A
Monday, 28 June 2010
* 4 pm – Winner Group E vs. Runner-up Group F
* 8.30 pm – Winner Group G vs. Runner-up Group H
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
* 4 pm – Winner Group F vs. Runner-up Group E
* 8.30 pm – Winner Group H vs. Runner-up Group G
Dates and Times of World Cup 2010 - Quarter Final Matches
Friday, 2 July 2010
* 4 pm – Quarter Final 2
* 8.30 pm – Quarter Final 1
Saturday, 3 July 2010
* 4 pm – Quarter Final 3
* 8.30 pm – Quarter Final 4
Dates and Times of World Cup Semi-Finals Matches
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
* 8.30 pm – Semi-Final 1
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
* 8.30 pm – Semi-Final 2
Dates and Times of World Cup 2010 - Final and Third Place Play-off
Saturday, 10 July 2010
* 8.30 pm – Third place play-off
Sunday, 11 July 2010
* 8.30 pm – Final
hyy friends, the bigest football event is is just 11 days away, which team u guys support,
i support argentina
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« on: May 11, 2010, 10:00:33 AM »
pehla gal naal laeya, phir pairaan ch rulaeya
rooh kadh k seene cho, butt mod dinde ne,
sanu aaj pata laga,
rab werge v yaar dil tod dinde ne,
pehla pehla taa o sadeya ishareya te udhiii,
jad khean lagi jaa k asmaan naal gudhii,
odo kalli kalli reejh choro choor ho gayee,
ji gudhii vehnde vehnde aakhiya to door ho gayee,
asi bus tunke lagoun joge reh gaye,
kalle beh k athru bahaoun joge reh gaye,
o taa doli vele hora di hi hoor ho gayee,
ji gudhii vehnde vehnde aakhiya to door ho gayee,
ji aakhiya to door ho gayee,
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