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« on: November 11, 2010, 06:19:51 AM »
jihna nu zindgi mili,ohna chu kuj ammer ban gaye te kuj gareeb ban gaye,
kayiaan nu ena sukh mileya oh pyaare ban gaye,
te kayiaan nu ena dukh mileya oh vichare ban gaye,
te kayiaan nu ena pyaar mileya oh ranjhe -heer ban gaye,
te kai pyaar milan to baad vi eh duniya chu fakeer ban gaye,
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« on: November 08, 2010, 05:57:10 PM »
MAND joins army, given AK 47..
He's puzzled & asks Major>> Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major >> Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
MAND>>>>> :wait: :wait: :wait:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
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« on: November 08, 2010, 04:03:37 AM »
COBRA SINGH asks to his wife Do you know the meaning of WIFE.???? :angry: :angry:
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 03:55:11 AM »
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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« on: November 06, 2010, 06:44:41 AM »
ਜਿਹੜੇ ਪਤਝੜ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪਾ ਚੁਕੇ ਹੋਣ
ਫੇਰ ਓਨਾ ਨੇ ਬਹਾਰਾ ਤੋ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਜਿਨਾ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਹੀ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਧੋਖਾ ਹੋਵੇ
ਓਨਾ ਨੇ ਕੋਓਲ ਕਰਾਰਾ ਤੋ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਕੁੱਟ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਹੋਵੇ ਨਫਰਤ ਭਰੀ ਜਿਨਾ ਚ
ਫੇਰ ਓਨਾ ਨੇ ਪਿਆਰਾ ਤੋ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਜਿਨਾ ਨੂੰ ਅਸੀ ਸੀ ਚਾਹਿਆ
ਓਨਾ ਨੇ ਕੀਤੀ ਖਿੜਕੀ ਬੰਦ
ਅਸੀ ਹੋਰਨਾ ਦੇ ਖੁਲੇ ਦਰਾਂ ਤੋ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
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« on: November 05, 2010, 06:39:17 PM »
ssa ji my self roop sran
i wanna delete my account from pj
can someone u that for me.plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
its a request from me.thaxxxxxxxxxxx
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« on: November 04, 2010, 07:43:31 AM »
Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko later likh raha hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.  : : : :
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« on: November 04, 2010, 05:36:52 AM »
7 sadhu
7 chatai par dheyan lagakar baithe the...,
CoBrA SINGH aaya aur bola Maharaj..>>Ladki Nahi fasti kya karun....??? :idontunderstand: :idontunderstand:Maharaj apne sewak se bole>> RAMU 1 chatai aur le kar aana... "CoBra SINGH>>>>  : : :
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« on: October 27, 2010, 06:01:49 PM »
Bahut lok mille is duniya upper,
Sab jhoothe te bewaffa nikle,
Launde yaari us tha ute,
Jithe koi faida nfa nikle,
Khud to vadh piyaare si jo,
Us te kore wang saffa nikle,
Oh dolat magan asi dil dayie,
Is gal to oh khaffa nikle
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