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Jokes Majaak / Raina and dhoni
« on: April 09, 2015, 01:07:58 AM »
Suhaagraat ko raina apni patni se: " darvaje ki kundi ache se bnd kar dena"

wife " why so?"

raina : " mere out hone par....... dhoni aa jayega" !!

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Shayari / Halki jahi shayari
« on: March 28, 2012, 01:00:15 PM »
aj sada v kuj likhan nu ji kita
aj ida lag rea jiven  pyaas lagi
pher b paani nai peeta
aj kayi glaan c dil ch
par bolan nu dil na kita
aj ik dard jea uthea dil ch
par dasn nu dil na kita
aj koi gal aayi mn ch khushiaan wali
par hasn nu dil na kita  :he: :loll:

copyrighted shayari :)
powerlifter

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Jokes Majaak / No More!
« on: March 06, 2012, 12:47:41 PM »
codename 47 America vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai. Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado os di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"

codename 47: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more.

...
hello ethe v reply karo :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / r u relaxing codename??
« on: March 06, 2012, 12:41:28 PM »
Codename 47 Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.

codename: No I am 47. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.

Irritated codename got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. codename ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. 47 slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.

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Fun Time / The Banana Logic
« on: March 03, 2012, 01:18:36 AM »
:P  :pagel:

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Shayari / PJ Diaan Mauj Bhaaran..
« on: February 12, 2012, 11:31:32 PM »
kida paj waleo. asi v shayari karn lagge oho puraane style nal..lol

Char gea saal 2012 beeh so baraan
kithon labniaan pichle salaan wargiaan mauj bhaaran
kar kar topicaan ch gaah payea hunda c
de de thank u sirf dostaan nu ADMIN hilaya hunda c

pher bn gaye nve nve rule
par hoea koi v na makbool
asi chatroom ch ja ja chat karde rhe
jehde saddi yaari ton sarde c o sarde rhe lol

kayiaan ne laaye iljaam kudi mundeaan di galbaat da
par a sab bhulekha c, a tan c yaaran de din te khushi di barsaat da :P
kayiaan dushmna varge yaaraan ne sanu yaad karaaya saadi okaat da lol

aj kal v puraane yaar pj te ijat nal bulonde ne
nve nve useraan nu changiaan galaan samjonde ne
beet gaye o puraane din jado paki yaaran di yaari c
chahe internet e c par yaari jaan ton pyaari c

aj koi sehnda nai saade varge retired useraan nu lolzzz
kehnde bhaj jao nai tan kar demaange ban yaaran nu haha
bas hun tan gedi lon aayida
pj te navi mudeer te kuriaan nu dekh jayida lol

pher kadi mauka milea tan jaroor pj team ch aavange
puraane useraan di pher to nmi team bnavange
kar dmaange ban asi laal rang de yaaran nu
jede aj v layi rakhde ronkaa pj diaan mauj bhaaran nu....

Thanks -
COpyrighted Feb 2012
Powerlifter(Retd.)

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Gup Shup / Old PJ Memories(2007-2010/11)
« on: March 28, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »
Lao v mundeo te kudio , budeo te buddio , unclo te auntio , ki haal chaal sab da.
ehe topic apne purane pj di yaad ch bnaya gea aa lol
 Menu te bda vadia lagda c old pj , hun wale te v bohat mehnat kiti aa sadde admin ne par ji karda c j purane pj di yaad v rakhi jaave .


tan chalo pher shamil hovo 'old pj memories' topic ch, chahe yaad karo or afsos karo lol koi gal nai, j taude kol koi pj da snapshot v pea hai o v post karo tan k pj nu yaad rakhea ja ske and new users v dekh sakan.


mere kol ik pea hai n m posting it.

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Pics / sad dog -art-
« on: March 22, 2011, 03:16:02 AM »
 :smile:

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Pics / yo! Yo! lol
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:58:33 AM »
:P




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Love Pyar / I wish...
« on: March 14, 2011, 04:17:14 PM »
i wish i know what makes u happy
so i could make you the happiest person
in the whole world.

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Love Pyar / I don't know how to tell you this
« on: March 14, 2011, 04:04:49 PM »
I don't know how to tell you this
I don't know where to start
I wish I didn't have to write this poem
'Cause I don't wanna break your heart
My feelings for you are still the same-
I want you to know- that will never change
There was a time when you were my world
But then I found this special girl
She taught me how to love more than you
She taught me how to love her, too
She found me lonely, with a broken heart
She put me together with brand new parts
i'll admit, I love you both
But the truth is, I love her most
Don't be mad at me like I was at you
'Cause someday you will find someone special, too.

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Pics / Darling! plz gimme hair dryer
« on: March 04, 2011, 11:35:39 AM »

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News Khabran / Road Hog
« on: March 02, 2011, 02:19:33 PM »
Road hog! Sow stops to feed her eight little piggies in the middle of the road


This little piggy may have gone to market and that little piggy may have stayed at home - but these little piggies had other ideas completely.

The demanding little piglets were so hungry they managed to persaude their mother to stop and feed them in the middle of a road.

The sow was oblivious to the oncoming traffic as she stood waiting for her young ones to finish suckling.

However, the drivers did not seem put out by the extraordinary sight, which photographer Michele Molinar stumbled across by in Saranda, Albania.





Caution - pigs feeding: An unusual agricultural scene in Saranda, Albania, holds up traffic temporarily - but the motorist doesn't seem too bothered



Michele was stunned when the car she was driving in was held up by the amazing scene while she was on an assignment.

Never one to let a good opportunity pass, the 49 year old hopped out the car to capture the moment forever.

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Love Pyar / My Heart
« on: February 16, 2011, 01:55:51 AM »
My cute bird.

I thought I would let you know that my love for you is burning very brightly this

 afternoon.  My heart longs for you.  My heart longs to leap at the sound of your

 voice.  My heart longs to be filled with joy by your smile.  My heart longs for

my love, respect and adoration to flow to you as I gently kiss your hands.  My

heart longs to be warmed when I hold you in my arms.  My heart longs to feel the

passion as I caress your face, stare into your beautiful eyes and tenderly kiss

you.  My heart longs to see our love for one another grow as we sit on the couch

 and we share from the heart.  My heart longs to express my love for you as I rub

 your leg while we talk.  My heart longs to be calmed and comforted as I lovingly

kiss and caress your bare arms.  My heart longs for me to cup your face in my

hands and draw you in for a tender, loving and passionate kiss.  My heart longs to

 feel the sensual passion and desire as we feed each other grapes.  My heart longs

 to express its desire as I tenderly and lovingly touch your lower back.  My heart

longs for me to feel the love and desire of your gentle touch.  My heart longs to

experience the sensual passion between us.  My heart longs to feel the love and

joy of us cuddling and snuggling close.  I adore you my love.

With all the love of my tender heart,
.author KMB.

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Gup Shup / Negotiation Skills - very clever
« on: February 11, 2011, 04:31:27 AM »
INDIAN SCHOOL of BUSINESS - LESSON 1

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!" 
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.." 
Son: "Well, in that case... ok" Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...." 
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!" 
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." 
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.." 
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" 
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." 
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that my friend, is how Indians do business ;) ... lol

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Jokes Majaak / shda jatt math student
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:47:15 PM »
Teacher: What is Half of 8?

shda jatt: 0 if divided horizontally and 3 if done vertically.

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu te gharaali
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:45:27 PM »
sandhu boyz: What was the real reason of your divorce?

gharwali: Our marriage.

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Jokes Majaak / soulmate and radio
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:43:36 PM »
soulmate: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How?

soulmate: U said dis is America made Radio.But wen I put it on, it says All India Radio.

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Jokes Majaak / codename on worldTour
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:41:29 PM »
codename47: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world in skyline.
WIfe:S,I heard Engine snorting.

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Jokes Majaak / kidnapped!
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:37:34 PM »
A woman kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece
of her finger to her husband and demanded money.
Husband replied : "I want more proof"

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