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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:40 AM »
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Girl: The homework.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:23 AM »
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:05 AM »
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:35:47 AM »
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:35:31 AM »
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:54 AM »
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:37 AM »
Wife: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Husband: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:16 AM »
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:33:53 AM »
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”
Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”
Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:33:26 AM »
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”
:D:
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« on: July 30, 2014, 05:50:33 PM »
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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« on: July 26, 2014, 12:12:04 AM »
are we free :D:
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« on: July 24, 2014, 12:53:52 AM »
Ik banda shraab da bout he wanjara c.
te shraab labh k penda c
ik war kisse bande nu milan gea
te us ne whisky de bottal khol le
te glass ch paun lag pea
glass ch shraab pa k kehan laga
pani pawa.....
te shraabi bolea ne 22g rehen deo..
ina ko pani ta muh vich shraab dekh he ah janda
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: July 15, 2014, 09:38:41 PM »
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« on: July 15, 2014, 12:22:16 AM »
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