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Fun Time / sandhu ne ki bnayea
« on: January 17, 2011, 12:38:50 PM »
Sandhu: mea ik eda de cheez bnayi e ki apa diwar de duje pase dekh sakde aa,

Mand: wow Zabardast oh ki hea sandhu bhaji
Sandhu: Sorakh  :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Shayari / dil me teri
« on: January 16, 2011, 03:47:58 PM »

Kisi ke dil me teri

Dharkan aj b hai,

Kisi ki nazar me tera

Deedar aj b hai,
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Agar zindagi se ho

Shikayat to yad karna,

Kisi ki zindagi me

Teri kami aj b hai...

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Jokes Majaak / Mand muh khol k
« on: January 15, 2011, 10:50:38 AM »

Mand: tube light de thale muh khol ke khada si.

Gill-galib: mand 22 eda kato khada ee :lost:

Mand: Kiyon ki gill doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera peat kharaab hai, light hi khana. X_X :pagel: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu de gharwali
« on: January 15, 2011, 09:58:53 AM »
Power: Oye Sandhu teri gharwali kithe gayi?

Sandhu: Oh te peke chali gayi nraz ho k . :sad:

Power: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga. :angry:

Sandhu: Nahi yaar,mea ta us nu saki bhen vangu rakhda c. X_X X_X :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / anti da kutta
« on: January 15, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
anti brar
 :titlee Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya
 
te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.

titlee:  :surp:Hun oh kiven hai?

anti brar: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon
koi cheek nahi sunai diti.  :pagel: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / rabba pleesssssssss
« on: January 15, 2011, 04:18:27 AM »

☫ ਜੱਟ ਕੁਵਾਰਾ ☫: Rabba Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. :rabb:
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…

Sandhu: Par kyun???

☫ ਜੱਟ ਕੁਵਾਰਾ ☫: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han. :pagel: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu manja de
« on: January 15, 2011, 04:15:12 AM »
ik war Tiger sandhu kol manja mangan gaya.

Sandhu: Sade kol do hi mnje ne. Ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan te dooje te meri vohti te maa.

Tiger: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / ladai hon wali ee
« on: January 14, 2011, 06:01:04 AM »
Sandhu: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Sandhu: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Sandhu: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?

Sandhu: Jad tu paise mangega. :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / tiger 20 year later
« on: January 14, 2011, 05:57:35 AM »
tiger 20 year later,
Tiger: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.

Tiger: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai. :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / anti jatti te master
« on: January 14, 2011, 05:52:38 AM »
* * *

Anti jatti ik din class vich bohot late aayi.

Master: Tu late kiyon aai?

Anti jatti: Master ji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Anti jatti: Master ji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.  X_X :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Aaj da vichar
« on: January 13, 2011, 07:32:01 AM »
Aaj da vichar....

Jeebh wich......haddi nhi hundi,

par.....Haddian tudwa dindi hai

Be Careful..... :cooll:



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Jokes Majaak / gill galib te tiger
« on: January 13, 2011, 07:25:34 AM »
1 TIGER: GILL GALIB  nu khenda.
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c. :sad:

GILL GALIB: :surp:Bach GAYA c k mar Gaya c. :lost:

TIGER: - menu ki pata odu Jawak ja ta c mein. X_X :laugh: :laugh:

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Pics / ਬਾਂਦਰ ਕਿਲਾ
« on: January 13, 2011, 07:17:04 AM »
ajo bandar kila kahdeyee :superhappy:
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਬਾਂਦਰ ਕਿਲਾ ਖੇਡ ਰਹੇ .. ਬਹੁਤੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਖੇਡੀ ਹੋਣੀ ਖੇਡ ਇਹ ਤੇ ਕੁੱਝ ਓਹ ਵੀ ਹੋਣੇ ਜਿਨਾਂ ਸੁਣੀ ਵੀ ਨੀ... :D


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Jokes Majaak / tiger style
« on: January 13, 2011, 05:51:40 AM »
Tiger BUIDLING TO THALLE DIG PAYA.
 PAR BACH GAYA,EK JANANI NE KEHA PUT WAHEGURU TERE MAGAR C.

Tiger BOLIYA:- MAIN V SOCH REHA C KE MAINU DHAKKA KINE DITA :scared:

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Pics / jatta de pooja
« on: January 13, 2011, 05:17:35 AM »
eah haal dekho jatta de :pagel:


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Jokes Majaak / T.T te Sandhu
« on: January 13, 2011, 04:52:18 AM »
Sandhu ik war train ch sfar kar reha hunda te T.T aa kehnda sandhu nu...

T.T :- Ticket dikhao!

Sandhu:- A lo ji.


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Sandhu :- Te train keda hune showroom to kadai aa..!

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Jokes Majaak / mirza
« on: January 13, 2011, 04:46:03 AM »
mirza kehnda sahiba tu maadi kiti ni
je pta hunda te inj karni
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mai koi hor set kar leni c. :pagel: :pagel:

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Shayari / duniya ch mazaak ban ke
« on: January 13, 2011, 04:39:53 AM »
aukhe wele ik ik karke sare tur gaye
pala tu v chhuda liya ta koi gal nai
mein reh gaya duniya ch mazaak ban ke
thora tu bhi uda liya ta koi gal nai ....

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Shayari / Pyar Hunda
« on: January 13, 2011, 04:31:58 AM »
Eh Jind Ni Ini Sasti Sajna
Har Koi Ni Isda Haqdar Hunda
Koi Ved Hakeem Na Ilaaj Karda
Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda
Jo Rooh De Vich Vass Gaya
Oh Ni Dil De Vicho Visar Hunda
Hor Ta Sanu Pata Ni Yaara
Par Shartan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda

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Pics / GF chad gayi
« on: January 12, 2011, 04:24:19 PM »

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