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« on: January 22, 2011, 05:05:24 AM »
Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do :blah: :pagel:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 05:32:20 AM »
sandhu: tere result da ki banya putt?
Sandhu da beta:papa madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Sandhu: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas putt fail na hona.
:cooll: :pagel:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 05:20:25 AM »
Teacher 2 Gill-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi,
os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?
Gill- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sun na laga..! :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 05:16:29 AM »
Tiger; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan; abe ulu ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye :omg: :excited: :excited:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 05:09:26 AM »
Mand to papa: Oye pappa ji, bahar koi swimming pool ke leye donation maang raha hai.
Papa: Oye Puttar Mand, Dil bada rakh Ek loota pani de de. :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 05:01:36 AM »
Power- Sandhu tu office me to sher bana ghumta h..
ghar pe ate hi tujhe kya ho jata h..?
Sandhu- hota to ghar me v sher he hoon, bas upar DURGA sawar ho jati hai... :happy:
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« on: January 21, 2011, 04:58:27 AM »
Tadke Tadke Akh Khuli..
Ik hanju Naina chu Dul geya
Maie Rabb kolo Pucheya
Ki hoeya ....
Oh kehanda jinu tu sarri umar yaad kita....
Oh kado da tenu bhul geya..
228
« on: January 21, 2011, 04:56:04 AM »
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« on: January 19, 2011, 11:14:21 AM »
Tiger: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Bapu: Mera biba tiger, ki swaal si?
Tiger: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai? :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 19, 2011, 11:11:19 AM »
jide dil vich howe chor ode layi na mariye
je howe dil kamjor mohabbat na kariye
rah tote wangu dil nu eho sikhayi da
je chad k turjaye yar magar nahi jayida
yar da matlab jar jana sohne yaar de kite wara nu
par jaran wale ta virle ne
bahute bhulan sabh ikrara nu ..
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« on: January 19, 2011, 11:06:06 AM »
asi jaat paat to ki laina ...
sab gore kale sade ne ....
par ki dasiye asi dila oye ..
vishvash banaye haar gaye ...
asi apne jina nu kende si ..
sanu ohi ik din maar gaye ...
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« on: January 18, 2011, 06:41:43 PM »
Hitler:ਜਦੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਸਕੂਲ 'ਚ ਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਕਲਾਸ ਦੀ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਫਸਾਇਆ ਸੀ!
Mand- ਉਹ ਕਿਵੇਂ?
Hitler- ਮੈਂ ਕਾਗਜ਼ ਦਾ ਹਵਾਈ ਜਹਾਜ਼ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਉਡਾਇਆ,
ਉਹ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਟੀਚਰ 'ਚ ਵੱਜਿਆ, ਉਸਨੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ ਕਿਸਨੇ ਉਡਾਇਆ ਜਹਾਜ਼,
ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਉਸ ਕੁੜੀ ਵੱਲ ਇਸ਼ਾਰਾ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਅਤੇ ਉਹ ਫਸ ਗਈ ਵਿਚਾਰੀ!! X_X X_X 8->
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« on: January 18, 2011, 11:44:21 AM »
Tiger: yaar tu car d speed kyu vadhaa ti ?
Sandhu : oye break fail ho gi hai,
accident hon to pehla pehla ghar pahuch jayie....! :pagel: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 17, 2011, 04:46:58 PM »
Afeem nal PK cha,
Paundi sidhe rah.
Gud nal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,
Murge nal peo sharab,
No hove mood kharab,
Mehfil ch malke jarda,
13,22 gal sire de karda. :rockon: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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« on: January 17, 2011, 03:54:59 PM »
Sandhu de gf sandhu nu:jaanu tusi mere vaaste asmaan to chann torh ke leya saday ho?
Sandhu- aho mein chann lain jawa te tu picho koi Nava chann charhaya hove..!! X_X :pagel: :pagel:
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« on: January 17, 2011, 03:48:28 PM »
pyar vich jawaab miliya enna bahut hai ,
supniyan nu ik tasvir mili enna bahut hai
pyar pura hoya ja adhura gal eh nahi,
usnu chahun da mauka miliya enna bahut hai
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« on: January 17, 2011, 03:43:55 PM »
E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.
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« on: January 17, 2011, 03:38:42 PM »
aukhe wele ik ik karke sare tur gaye,
pala tu v chhuda liya ta koi gal nai,
mein reh gaya duniya ch mazaak ban ke,
thora tu bhi uda liya ta koi gal nai ....
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« on: January 17, 2011, 03:31:24 PM »
Kal kal kardya har sham muk jani e.
usnu apna banaun d har chah muk jani e.
pathar ta bahut pahla de ban chuke ha,
hun holi-2 jism cho Jaan muk jani e.
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« on: January 17, 2011, 01:33:00 PM »
Agar aap
.
.
Chor
.
.
Lutary
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.
ya
.
Badmash
.
.
hain
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to khush ho jayein
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aap ki ye
khoobian aap ko bana
sakti hain
“PRESIDENT
OF
INDIA“ :rockon: :rockon: :excited:
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