There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally,
in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment

someone special,,, but osda name nai lena chohndi,, :blush:

A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have a dog?"

"Yes." replied the man.

"Well, where is it?" asked the cashier.

"I left him home." he answered.

"Sorry," the cashier said, "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog. That's the rules."

The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. "Do you have a cat?" asked the cashier. "Yes," he said, "but I left him home."

"Sorry," she said, "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food. That's the rules."

The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, "Here. Put your hand in here."

The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What is it?"

The man replied, "I'd like three rolls of toilet paper please!" :laugh: :laugh:

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??



Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??



Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero
 :laugh: :laugh:

Spell the word "COW" in 13 letters.

Scientists got mad calculating it.. :pagel:

Even Professors couldn't answer.. :dnk:

Lecturers said that it's a wrong query, printing mistake, etc.  :

Toppers got confused..  :woried:

Average students' minds went blank cursing the question setters..  :13:

Below-Average students committed suicide, unable to solve it..  :104:

BUT, Hang on,here comes Rajni Sir,  =D>

gave a cool answer..... :5:





"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"  =D> =D>

rabba de de ehnu koi saheli,,ni ta ehne doojea e ghar patt dene aa :huhh:

haha....

fer eme stream bhari hundi aa,,,likh likh k

:D:

e sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

Langh Gya Hor Ik Saal Tere Bina,
Zindagi Tan Ban Gyi Swaal Tere Bina,
Bda Kujh Paya, Bda Kujh Khoeya,
Bas Pyaar Da Hi Reh Gya Malaal Tere Bina.
 8-> 8->

Chann Lukk Janda Ae Ohde Haase Ton
Din Dhall Janda Ae Ohde Udaas Ho Jaan Ton

Oh Kyon Nhi Samajh Pande Mere Dil Da Haal
Ke Jeena Chhad Dende Ne Assi Ohde Russ Jaan Ton...