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Jokes Majaak / bantast letter
« on: September 30, 2007, 10:13:52 AM »
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This is the letter written to bill gates from Banta singh from Punjab



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta Singh

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Jokes Majaak / khaandani
« on: September 30, 2007, 10:10:17 AM »
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si....

Kudi:
Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda, Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi....

Munda:
Asin Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha Rahe Ne,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne..

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Jokes Majaak / these guys are realli funny (santa ans banta)
« on: September 30, 2007, 10:06:02 AM »
ik bhuddi kothe te sutti payi si, ohnu machhar kat rahe si, oh manja lai ke thalle aa gayi..... te phir jugnu aa gaye..
tan oh kehndi- marjaane hun lightan maar maar labhde ne..

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Jokes Majaak / Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
« on: September 30, 2007, 10:03:10 AM »
Sante de gahr kudi ne janam leya..

Banta- jadon kudi vaddi hougi tan munde is nu sherange..

Santa- main isda intzam kar ditta hai..

Banta- oh kiven..?

Santa- isda naam DIDI rakh ditta hai

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Love Pyar / start wid
« on: September 30, 2007, 09:19:33 AM »
[!--fonto:Comic Sans MS--][span style=\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]I start wid fun , but end wid misin u[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Love Pyar / All i really know
« on: September 30, 2007, 08:36:38 AM »
[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I miss ya wen mii heat misses a beat[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 05:14:20 PM »
kidda mere yaar bumb c eh wala shayer

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 05:11:02 PM »
shayri par le tu sadi sajna
nazar chuk jaey teri ta.......ikraar samaj le
hontaa te tere hansii aah javey ta........sajna lai pyar samj le

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 05:08:49 PM »
Dil ki baat jo jhalkane lage chehre par.
to mohabbat ki inteha hogi....
Kuch kehna zaroori na hoga.........
haqeekat khud b khud bayan hogi....
Ek shaam wo bhi hogi ........jab tum bhi chup rahogey
aur khaamosh honge hum bhi...
Mohabbat ka zariya yeh dil hoga.....
aur sirf nazron ki zubaan hogi.....

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by ||x||_serialkisser_||x||
« on: September 29, 2007, 05:06:52 PM »
Gulab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Unki ek nazar pe gazal bana dete,
kambhakt bolte nahin hain ab woh humse,
Varna j4c main bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete.

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Shayari / ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਚੁਰਾਈਆਂ,
« on: September 29, 2007, 05:01:55 PM »
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਚੁਰਾਈਆਂ,ਫ਼ੇਰ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਮਿਲਾਈਆਂ...
ਤੇਰੇ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ’ਚ ਆਉਣ ਲਈ,ਜੱਚ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ...
ਤੇਰਲਈ ਰੱਬ ਨੂੰ ਭੁਲਾਇਆ,ਤੇਰਲਈ ਸੱਭ ਨੂੰ ਭੁਲਾਇਆ...
ਬੰਨ੍ਹ ਘੁੰਗਰੂ ਦਰਾਂ ’ ਚ ਤੇਰੇ,ਨੱਚ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ...
ਭਾਵੇਂ ਖੁੱਲੀ ਅੱਖ ਨਾਲ,ਵੀ ਜੇ ਕਦੇ ਵੇਖਿਆ...
ਹਰ ਖ਼ਾਬ ਸਾਡੇ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਦਾ,ਸੱਚ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ...
ਰੋਲ ਕੇ ਮਧੋਲ ਕੇ ਤੂੰ,ਤੋੜ-ਮੋੜ ਮੋੜ ਗਈ...
ਸਾਡਾ ਕੋਹਿਨੂਰ ਦਿਲ ਤੈਨੂੰ,ਕੱਚ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ...

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 04:54:29 PM »
Aakhiya De kolo Sada Reh sajna,
Assi Lakh War Tak Ke Vi Nahi Rajna,
Mukhra Na Mori Sada Zor Koi Na,
Kade Chaad Ke Na Javi Sada Hor Koi Na

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 04:51:37 PM »
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
Hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
Tenu apna samaj ke dil dita
Hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
Pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
Hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
Teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
Hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
Tusi kaho pagal ya kaho diwana menu
Gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

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Shayari / I love you, i love you with true heart!!!
« on: September 29, 2007, 04:47:50 PM »
Meri bottal beshak mukk gayi
Par mai peeno aje vi akkeya nahi
Kade tere naina taayin pinda si
Nasha aje jhalliyelathya nahi
Jis taraan kade tu chahya"serial" nu
Ajj kal eh bottal chahundi ae
Ohdo tere chon disda si nasha es da
Ajj es chon tu nazar aaundi ae

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 01:18:48 PM »
Zinda hai hum to ....... tere hi love se ..... nahin to mar jaata ........darling hum kabse.....dil na todo mooh na modo......oh mariya

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Shayari / TU cheej Ohh hain
« on: September 29, 2007, 01:00:07 PM »
ਹੁਣ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਨੂੰ ਜਿਸਮ ਦੇ ਕਿਹੜੇ ਹਿੱਸੇ 'ਚ ਲੁਕੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ,
ਅੱਖਾਂ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੋਣਗੀਆਂ ਪਰ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਰੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਇੱਕ ਸਮੇਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿਚਕਾਰ ਜਿਸਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਕੰਧ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ,
ਸੋਚਦਾ ਸੀ ਇਸਤੋਂ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਹੋਰ ਕੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਰੀਬ ਹੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਯਾਰਾ,ਉਡੀਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਕਦੋਂ ਪਰਵਾਹ ਕੀਤੀ ਹੈ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਦੀ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਤੀਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਪਰਤੇਂਗਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਰਾਹ 'ਚ ਖਲੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਤੇਰਾ ਮਾਸੂਮ ਚਿਹਰਾ,ਤੇਰੇ ਜ਼ਜਬਾਤ,ਤੇਰੇ ਖਾਬ ਤੇ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ,
ਇਹਨਾਂ ਚੇਤਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕਟਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਪਲ ਪਲ ਅੱਖਾਂ 'ਚ ਖੁਭੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਅਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਹੋਣਗੇ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨ ਮੇਰੇ ਗੁਨਾਹਾਂ ਦੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਬਦਨ ਤੇ,
ਜੇ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਤਾਂ ਜਰੂਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੰਝੂਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਧੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਮੇਰੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੀ ਮਸੀਤ 'ਚ ਬਲਦਾ ਰਹੇਗਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਾ ਚਿਰਾਗ,
ਮੇਰੇ ਗੀਤ ਗੂੰਜਦੇ ਰਹਿਣਗੇ,ਭਾਂਵੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ 'ਚ ਨਾ ਹੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 12:43:20 PM »
♥ღDoor ne jehre akhan kolo,
Oh nerre dil de rehnde ne♥ღ

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 12:35:14 PM »
Kujh sajjan ve tu garoor kita Sheesha dil da bana k chakna choor kita Rabb kare lag jave agg ohna majboorian nu Jinhoo yara ve sathon tainu door kita
__________________

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 12:31:34 PM »
Bas inni ki tamana hai meri isnu puri karna chaha main
Ruh ek ho jave, jaan ek ho jave duniya nu bhull jana chaha main
Rabba lambi likh de umar meri yaar de lekhe laona chaha main
Reh na jave dil vich reejh koi har reejh nu puri karna chaha main
Usde naina ch vasdi duniya meri akhari saah tak os nu dekhna chaha main
ki hunda e pyar mehboob wala bas ek pal liye mehsus karna chaha main
usde dil vich ban jave kabar meri usdi bava wich marna chaha main

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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: September 29, 2007, 12:04:42 PM »
ღTenu labna ni hor koi tikana vekh layi,Asi tere dilcho nai jana vekh layi,Sade jina pyar nai milna kiton hor,Har sah de nal sada cheta auna vekh li♥ღ

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