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« on: October 03, 2007, 08:14:03 AM »
Height of language missuse
A student seeing a monkey out of the window and the professor scolds him,
"Why are you looking outside when i am in the class"
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« on: October 03, 2007, 08:11:24 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]A jatt passing thru a jungle
A beautiful chudail stops him and says "Hoo hoo haa haa...main chudail hoon"
Jatt: Fer vekhdi ki hain...chhetti chimbar ja[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: October 03, 2007, 08:08:57 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]Jadon da lai leya Bapu ne theka G.T road te,
Mitran ne pher padai nu hath jorr te.
Sarpanchi vich jadon de pair apan paa te,
Dushmani ch peche hun ucheyan naal laa te.
Naveâ€BULLET†ch alloy wheel paa lye,
Nalle yaarane sohniyan mutiaran nal laalye
Hamesha nazar rehndi a kacheri di TAREEK te,
D.C vi hairaan hunda sadi ais reet te.
Hun sada hath tik de ne 315 bor te,
Yaaran ne veohni kudi Hik de jor te. Buuurrraaa….[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: October 03, 2007, 08:05:34 AM »
[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Oh gal kardi muskurai
Asin samjheya kudi line te aayi
Fer usne saade number di mang payi
Asin vi apni saari yaari uste lutayi
Fer usne apni bebe saade naal milayi
Asin pure mohalle wich vandi mithayi
Fer pata nahi sade dil wich ki aayi
Asin naal lai gaye apna bhai
Pata nahi veere ne ki kahani payi
Yaaron ajj oh kudi hai sadi bharjai
Moral: Apni gf nu apne bhai naal na milao[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:41:20 PM »
IK RAAT SI "Mere" DE ISHQ WARGI....
IK CHANN SI MERI "JAAN" DI SHAKAL WARGA....
IK BADAL SI WICH OPRA JEHA...
IK TARA SI "Serial" DE DIL WARGA....
BADDAL NE AKHEER NU CHANN LUKO LIYA.....
US TAARE DA KISE NE SAJJAN KHO LEYA...
CHANN JAD BADDAL DE WICH POORI TARA LUK GEYA....
BINA CHANANI TO AKHEER OH TARA TUT GEYA.....
HOLI HOLI KARKE FIR RAAT MUK GAYI....
MERE B ISHQ WALI BAAT MUK GAYI....
HUN OH CHANN KISE HOR TE CHANNANI SUTDA AE.....
TE HAR ROZ RAAT NU OHI TARA MUD MUD TUTDA AE.............."
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:25:55 PM »
ਬਹੁਤ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਏ ਯਾਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਜਦ ਕਦੇ ਛਿੜਦੀ ਏ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਖੂਬਸੂਰਤ ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦਾ ਚੇਤਾ ਆ ਜਾਂਦੈ
ਕਰਦਾ ਏ ਜਦ ਕੋਈ ਬਹਾਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਝਾਂਜਰ, ਝੁਮਕੇ, ਲਾਲੀ ਤੇ ਕੱਜਲ
ਸਭ ਮਿਲਕੇ ਰਚਦੇ ਸਿੰਗਾਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਅੱਖਾਂ ਚ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਸੀ, ਬੁੱਲਾਂ ਤੇ ਕੰਪਨ
ਹਾਏ ! ਓਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਇਜਹਾਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਹਰ ਤਰਫ ਅੱਗਾਂ ਨੇ, ਮੌਤ ਹੈ, ਚੀਕਾਂ ਨੇ
ਕੋਈ ਸੁਣਦੀ ਨ੍ਹੀ ਅਮਨ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
ਇਨਸਾਨੀਅਤ ਨੂੰ ਜਿਉਂਦਾ ਸਾੜਨ ਵਾਲੇ
ਜਾਨਣ ਕੀ ਅੰਤਿਮ ਸੰਸਕਾਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ।
ਗਲੋਂ ਲਾਓ ਏ ਕੌਮਾਂ,ਮਜਹਬਾਂ ਦੇ ਚੱਕਰ
ਆਓ ਕਰੀਏ ਮੁਹੱਬਤ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:22:44 PM »
Bhuhe akhiyan wale band rakhi
Ihde raste dil wal jande ne,
Itho dabbe pairi chup karke
Lang chor lutere aunde ne,
Jehhrre lutt ke dil diyan khushiyan nu
bass yaadan hi shadd jande ne,
kahna akhiyan da jehre mann lainde
bass saari umar pashtaunde ne..!!
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:14:04 PM »
saja di us gunaah ki .... jindagi ne
jo gunaah kabhi mujh se hua hi nahi.....
saja liyea .. kitney khawaab ... sath uskey meine
magar usne to kabhi kuch kaha bhi nahi
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:11:25 PM »
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva ena nu,par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:09:04 PM »
Tenu ishq hove khuda kare
koi tethon usnu juda kare
Tere bull hassna bhul jaawe
Teri akhan ch hanju riha kare
Tu us diyan gallan suneya kare
Oh nazar jhukaa ke tureya kare
Tere khawaab bikhran tutt ke
Tu bah bah ke chugeya kare
Tu galiyo gali firiya kare
har wele sochan ch ghiriya kare
Na hass paak mohabbat te
idha di na koi saza kare
Main kahnwa ishq tan dhong aa
Tu nahi nahi kiha kare
'Tenu ishq hove khuda kare
koi tethon usnu juda kare !!!!!!
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:06:53 PM »
Aj fer yaad ne raat bhar jagaaiya menu
Ki saza ditti a ishq ne darsaaiya menu
Dukh ehe nahi zamane naal mile gair
Jo miliya si oh miliya ban ke paraaiya menu
Jidon koi na miliya modda menu roun nu
ghar di kandha ne seene naal laaiya menu
Unjh tan umeedan wafa diya tere kolo nahi aa
Fer chiraagan de waang kihne jalaaya menu
Bewafa zindgi ne jad shadd ditta kalleya
Mout ne pyaar naal fer godhi ch bithaaiya menu
Oh chiraag haan jo mohabbat ne jalaaiya c kade
gama'n di haneeri ne aan ke bhujhaaiya menu
Kidda bhullunga serial din oh milan de
yaad aaunda rahnda teri zulfan da hi saaiya menu ???
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:04:14 PM »
Dil vich teri mohabbat de hun oh khyalaat nahi aa
Hanjua ch sara kujj bah gaya k koi jazbaat nahi aa
Rishteyan di bheerr ch khud begaana ho gaya es tarah
Dostan nu pahchaan sakan oh nazar chhaat nahi aa
Ghama de meri dhuhi te khanzar es tara khubbe
Murr ke v aah bhar sakan oh halaat nahi aa
Mousm badlan naal v zhkham aje halle nahi
din langda umeedan te hun soukhi v kade raat nahi aa
Zikar bhi hove tera kite jhuk jandi a nigaah "serial" di
KHamoshi ton siwa bullan te koi gal baat nahi aa
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« on: October 02, 2007, 04:01:23 PM »
Kade tute na dil pyaar karan waalian da,
Eh tan sohne sajna de sahare ne,
Ki hunda dukh tutne da puch ambraa to,
Jisdi hik to tutde taare ne...
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« on: October 02, 2007, 03:53:34 PM »
!~TEEJA KAMM KADI NAA HOYEA
DO VICH UMMAR HAI BEETI
JAA TERE NAAL ISHQ HAI KITA
TE JAA FER DAARU PEETI~!
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« on: September 30, 2007, 05:46:44 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]I start lovin u........ afta i hurtd u[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 01:12:34 PM »
saade naal beete waqt nu bura kehke.....dil cho basaar sahddeya....
oh jaani yaadan waali dairy vichon saade naam da saafa paad shaddeya...
baide uchiyan hawawan ch udhde ne saadi hadon bahar ho gaye.....
hun saanu nhion chajj naal bulaunde jadon de star ho gaye
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« on: September 30, 2007, 01:08:33 PM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Kehke sawer gyi aan te ho gyi a dupehair sohniye
sheti kar billo hun dil nhion lagge
tere bina sunna lagge nawanshehar sohniye[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 10:51:45 AM »
A true story.......
Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I don't Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too..........
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« on: September 30, 2007, 10:36:12 AM »
Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda,
Oh dowen buri taran dig jande a.
Jadon dowen uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai..."
"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"
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« on: September 30, 2007, 10:20:27 AM »
EK BAR ENGLAND DI RANI NE APNE FOGGI BHARAT BHEGE ATE KEHA KE BHARAT DE LOG AINE BAHADUR KEO HUN MANU PATA KAR KE DASO . FOGGI BHARAT GAI TE OTHE JA KE DEKHEA EH LOK SAVERE DATTAN TE HUTH WICH LOTTA LE KE JUNGLE PANI JANDE HUN. LOKA NU DATTAN KARDE VEKH FOGGI NE RANI NU PHONE KITA KE EH LOG SAVERE LAKHAR (WOOD)KHANDE HUN . AND LOKA NU JUNGLE PANI TO BHAD PANI NAAL SAAF KARDE VEHK KE RANI NU PHIR PHONE KITA ... KEHA KE BHARTI LOG PANI THALO (UNDER) PINDE HUN ... HA.....HA ....RANI NE DAR KE APNE SARE FOGGI BRITAN BAPAS BULA LAE.
(CHUNGA LUGA) DHANBAD.
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