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The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« on: February 25, 2014, 01:26:40 AM »

  :cooll: THE GYM BUFF  :cooll:
You will start dating him because he looks good in shirts, maybe reminds you of an actor you always liked. But then he will bring out his tight t-shirts, the protein shakes, the pair of jeans that pushes his crotch right to this throat, and the subway sandwiches (without the sauces). He will start making you feel bad about the cupcakes you routinely eat. It won’t take you long to realize that there’s only so much time you can spend looking at abs, and that you can’t keeping feeling as the fat pig in the relationship.


:Tumbup: THE OBSESSIVE GUY  :Tumbup:
He was great at first. Charming and possessive. He showered you with all the attention you ever needed. Treated you like a princess. The both of you made a world around yourselves. Life was great till you realized you had no friends, no life any more. And the guy turns around and says with a Dexter-type smile, ‘Why do you need anyone else when I’m here? Then slowly you lose your call details, your Facebook passwords and your life to him. It takes you a year to break up with him and finally stop getting crying/threatening calls from him!


:candies: THE RICH GUY  :candies:
Your first date will be at an expensive, dim lit restaurant. There will be people in flowing dresses around. Going Dutch? You must be crazy. You will be embarrassed taking out your tattered purse in front of him. The drive back home was in a glimmery Range Rover, one of his many cars. It will all go along fine till the time your realize that money can buy things, a lot of things, but not a conversation. Not yet. And you might just end up cheating on him.


 :cool: THE ENGINEER   :cool:
Finally. Finally. Here’s a guy you can talk to. The guy who will listen to you. The guy who doesn’t talk just about himself. The self-deprecating, funny guy! The guy who you could take back home to your mom to. But then you will enter his flat and find five guys and three hundred beer bottles and about a million cigarette stubs sharing the apartment with him. You will discover his obsession with Prison Break and Pink Floyd. His cupboard will puke at you and you will never sleep over at his place. Unless you don’t mind sharing the bed with three of his roommates.


:won: THE SYMBIOSIS GUY   :won:
You think you are getting old. You think you are getting boring. You spend your weekends at home watching television. Then comes along this guy in his knee length shorts, his fake Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt, a cigarette dangling from his limp fingers, and not a single F&$# to give. He takes you on a joy ride of parties, open bars, bad trip and good trips, and asks you to screw everything else! Life is great again. Until one day, you just lock yourself up on a Saturday, tired, and said, enough, I’m old now and I need a MAN, not a BOY!

*usually I don't do this guys (still, by all means,I respect our holy BroCode journal :p ) ..just did it somehow for the sake of gender equality :hehe:

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The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« on: February 25, 2014, 01:26:40 AM »

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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2014, 01:47:57 AM »
Woww loll.. eh sab app likhde o ya research kiti hoyi a :loll:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2014, 02:11:55 AM »
Quote from: °◆SaNj◇° on February 25, 2014, 01:47:57 AM
Woww loll.. eh sab app likhde o ya research kiti hoyi a :loll:

hahah nah na :loll:  ..its jst tht I found something tickling & I shared wid all.
oda v ethe charo passe puthian gallan e hundi rehndian..so mere walon v 2 khote cent :pagel:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »
ohgod :D:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2015, 03:13:13 AM »
Engineers cant be funny ...they are boring :yawn: and unromantic
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2015, 02:18:55 PM »
I want all of the above in one :laugh:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2015, 06:10:45 PM »
Quote from: "яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα" on March 20, 2015, 03:13:13 AM
Engineers cant be funny ...they are boring :yawn: and unromantic

@яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα I am romantic :hugg:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2015, 03:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Darshan Singh Rajput on March 20, 2015, 06:10:45 PM
@яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα I am romantic :hugg:
Jooth bht vadda jooth :smh:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2015, 03:32:58 AM »
Quote from: "яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα" on March 21, 2015, 03:29:28 AM
Jooth bht vadda jooth :smh:

Sachi teri ssyo  :pray:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2015, 03:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Darshan Singh Rajput on March 21, 2015, 03:32:58 AM
Sachi teri ssyo  :pray:
Maar de mainu :cry:
Chal ju r the exception :hehe:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2015, 03:39:51 AM »
Quote from: "яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα" on March 21, 2015, 03:37:22 AM
Maar de mainu :cry:
Chal ju r the exception :hehe:


ki mey kida romantic  :pray:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2015, 03:43:24 AM »
Eh ta u di saheli dsu :hehe: le k aa ohnu pj te :laugh:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2015, 03:48:31 AM »
Quote from: "яσσραℓ яαη∂нαωα" on March 21, 2015, 03:43:24 AM
Eh ta u di saheli dsu :hehe: le k aa ohnu pj te :laugh:

Mey single ha..s :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: saheli ni hagi :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: The Five Boys You Will Date Before You Find a Man!
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2015, 03:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Darshan Singh Rajput on March 21, 2015, 03:48:31 AM
Mey single ha..s :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: saheli ni hagi :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Phir ta neeri gapp a tu :laugh:
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