1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Ans-: Johnny

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Ans-: Incorrectly

8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Ans-: 2nd Place

10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
Ans-: 1

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Ans-: Johnny

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Ans-: Incorrectly

8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Ans-: 2nd Place

10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
Ans-: 1

Good one bro... All of ur answers are rite...

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3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

evn if they dint discover Mt. Everest it was still the highest mountain

9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”

none of them. yolk of egg is yellow

2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat ?

Yup... rite its Meat... good.. all ans are rite..

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4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
 volume= 4/3Pi*r*r*r
distance doesn't matter while cacluating volume

6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
  billie born on that part of globe where In December summer falls

7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
i am afraid wooden leg has camera to take picture :D: :D: :D:

You're pretty close to answers ...I will appreciate if u try to be more specific and clear...

Answers..
1. Johnny.
2. Meat.
3. Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.
4. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. Incorrectly (except when it is spelled incorrecktly).
6. Billie lives in the southern hemisphere.
7. You can’t take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or iPad or cell phone) to take a picture.
8. You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in second place, not first.
9. Neither. Egg yolks are yellow.
10. One. If he combines all his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

Haha got 3 wrong. Crap