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Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: November 09, 2009, 11:44:38 AM »
Wife:main tang ho gayihan,tusin hamesha mera ghar,meri car ,
mere bache karde rehnde ho,
kadi sada vi kuch kehlya karo .
hun almari vicho ki lab rahe ho ?
Husband:saada kachha .

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Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: November 09, 2009, 11:44:38 AM »

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 12:21:23 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2010, 07:22:08 AM »
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 07:25:24 AM »
Husband: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Wife: Thank you ji.
Husband: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 02:23:02 AM »
WIFE : tusi kade sochya je mera viah kise hor naal ho janda phir

HUSBAND : na main kiyon kise da mara socha

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 02:29:13 AM »
hahahahahha  sach kiha 22 kise da burra na socho

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 11:55:12 AM »
hor ki 22 g

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 01:23:55 AM »
 :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 03:28:20 AM »
hhahahahah

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 04:11:00 AM »
jo bachda chnga he a hahahahhahahhahahahhahah

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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 04:36:40 PM »
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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 04:51:16 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haye rab g :whew:

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2010, 05:04:17 AM »
lado reb nu wich na le ke a reb v bachda vaih tu

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 05:05:35 AM »
ki hoya lado

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 09:03:00 AM »
hahahahah gud a lado nu ajje samj nhi lagni

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2010, 10:03:54 AM »
hahhahaha
sahi keh rahe oo kisse da burra kato sochna

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2010, 03:03:20 PM »
haji haji  :happy:

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2010, 03:18:42 PM »
bura na socho burra na dekho

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2010, 02:46:46 AM »
hahahhahaha na na mai nai sochda hahahha

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Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2010, 03:03:03 AM »
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