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Where is Jesus?
« on: November 05, 2007, 04:11:04 PM »
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He`s in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He`s in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He`s in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!?"




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Where is Jesus?
« on: November 05, 2007, 04:11:04 PM »

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Re: Where is Jesus?
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 09:41:10 AM »
shram karo jisne eh likhiya .

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Re: Where is Jesus?
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 12:49:24 PM »
dharm da mazak na udao changa nai lagda ............. aapne guru sahib nu koi kuch kahey ta kihna bura lagda ......... ravi kamineya ehda de kamm na kareya kar hor jehdi maa bhain 1 karni kari ja m wid u lol

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Re: Where is Jesus?
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 07:39:34 AM »
dharm da mazak na udao changa nai lagda ............. aapne guru sahib nu koi kuch kahey ta kihna bura lagda ......... ravi kamineya ehda de kamm na kareya kar hor jehdi maa bhain 1 karni kari ja m wid u lol

ah maaa bhen kite bina hor taaan kuch aunda nai  kyar jihe , je asli peo de puuttt ho peo puut ik kariya karo , fer wekhange .

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Re: Where is Jesus?
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 08:36:45 AM »
Sahbaas ladayi shuru kro hun. . . . .hojo shuru :sad:

 

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