Author Topic: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!! (Read 31631 times)

cycle_wala · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:38:59 PM »

hahahhaa

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2012, 02:38:59 PM »

gurnoor maan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:40:06 AM »

Quote from: ਵੜੈਚ ਸਾਬ on February 04, 2012, 09:06:27 PM

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

nice

Gharry · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Jatt Mullanpuria on February 04, 2012, 09:00:42 PM

ok ji jokes de section ch bhot khilara peh reha, to control ehe saara khilara for only small jokes mein along with other sub admins ne pehlan socheya see to have 1 big jokes theread..

Rules for posting jokes
------------------------
- punjabi or english
- jokes short hone chahide (max = couple of paragraphs)
- no use of 18+ adult, appropriate (gaalan (swears) waley jokes)
- try to make family type jokes ehdan soch ke ki thodey ghar waleyan nu hassa a sake
- jokes can be comic script style also
- If joke makes u laugh then u have to give credit ("thankyou" te click karke) to the person jihne joke post kitta

Jihne muhrat kadna tan kadlawo b4 mein larri laah deni jokan di..

yr tu pange edA de pa dite hu joke sare bina gall tu kithu le loune hahahahahah gall ta joke ch appe nikil jandi a asi ta joke he nhi sunonde sadda valla ta pakka bann ho jana lol

gurnoor maan · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2012, 06:17:48 AM »

Ammy Sau Jatt · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2012, 04:10:12 PM »

hahahha nice lolz

Ammy Sau Jatt · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:34:03 PM »

Quote from: ਵੜੈਚ ਸਾਬ on February 04, 2012, 09:33:47 PM

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: savd aa gaya 22 padke..... mera ta sala hassa hi ni ruk reha :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2012, 08:05:44 PM »

The Punjab Police Department, The FBI, And The CIA Were Each Trying To Prove It Was The Best Law Enforcement Agency. So The UN Released A Rabbit Into The Woods And Gave Each Agency A Chance To Do Its Stuff.
The CIA Placed Animal Informants In And Around The Forest And Questioned All Plant And Mineral Witnesses. After Three Months Of Extensive Investigation, The CIA Concluded That Rabbits Do Not Exist.
The FBI Sent Its People Into The Woods. After Two Weeks With No Leads, The Agents Burned The Forest, Killing Everything, Including The Rabbit. There Were No Apologies. The Rabbit Had It Coming.
Then The Punjab Police Sent Its People In. They Came Out Two Hours Later With A Badly Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling, "OK! OK! I'm A Rabbit! I'm A Rabbit!"

-ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:19:15 AM »

ਮੁੰਡਾ ਪਾਉਦਾ onLy BranDED ,
ਕੁੜੀ copy ਆ ਪਾਉਦੀ , ਕਰਕੇ 22 ਚੋਂ sHoppInG ਘਰ auTo ਤੇ
ਆਉਦੀ ,
ਬੈਠ ਕੇ college ਦੀ canteen ਚ' DesI
ਜਹੇ Tag ਦਖਾਉਦੀ , baLance ਹੁੰਦਾ ਨੀ miss call ਜੋਗਾ ,
ਪੈਸੇ ਯਾਰ ਤੋ ਪਵਾਉਦੀ , ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ ਨੂੰ
modern ਕਹਾਉਦੀ. :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

●ਵੈਲੀ JATT● · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2012, 10:43:17 PM »

ਇੱਕ ਦਿਨ ਇੱਕ ਜਨਾਨੀ ਇੱਕ ਤੋਤਾ ਖਰੀਦਣ ਗਈ,
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਇਹਦੀ ਕੀ ਖਾਸੀਅਤ ਹੈ?
ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ:- ਇਹ ਬੋਲਦਾ ਹੈ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਮੈਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਲਗਦੀ ਹਾਂ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਚਾਲੂ ਲਗਦੀ ਆਂ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਬੜਾ ਬਦਤਮੀਜ਼ ਤੋਤਾ ਹੈ।
ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ ਤੋਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਅੰਦਰ ਲੈ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਪਾਣੀ 'ਚ ਡੁਬੋ-ਡੁਬੋ ਕੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ:- ਮੰਦਾ ਬੋਲੇਂਗਾ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਕਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਆਏ ਤਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਸੋਚੇਂਗਾ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਦੋ ਆਉਣ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ ਤੇ ਦਿਉਰ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਤਿੰਨ ਆਉਣ?
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਤੇਰਾ ਪਤੀ, ਦਿਉਰ ਤੇ ਭਰਾ।
ਜਨਾਨੀ:- ਜੇ ਚਾਰ ਆਉਣ।
ਤੋਤਾ:- ਸਾਲਿਓ ਪਾਣੀ ਲੈ ਆਓ, ਮੈਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਹੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਇਹ "ਚਾਲੂ" ਆ. :D: :D:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:07:46 PM »

.. :laugh: :laugh:

Oн ν кєнηɗι נαтт gнαιηт αα · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:09:38 PM »

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hahahahaha ..

ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਜੱਟ maan · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:16:26 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahhahhah

G@RRy S@NDHU · « **Reply #32 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:52:39 AM »

:hehe: .......

ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ · « **Reply #33 on:** September 08, 2012, 01:59:41 AM »

hahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

-ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- · « **Reply #34 on:** September 08, 2012, 03:31:48 AM »

Sadda totta shaaaa.gea oyeeee :D:

●ਵੈਲੀ JATT● · « **Reply #35 on:** September 08, 2012, 10:19:04 AM »

Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on September 07, 2012, 11:07:46 PM

.. :laugh: :laugh:

Quote from: σн ν кєнη∂ι נαтт gнαιηт αα on September 07, 2012, 11:09:38 PM

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hahahahaha ..

Quote from: ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਜੱਟ✿ on September 07, 2012, 11:16:26 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahhahhah

thanx sab veeran da

Quote from: -sArKaRi_SaAnD- on September 08, 2012, 03:31:48 AM

Sadda totta shaaaa.gea oyeeee :D:

shaaa gea ji shaa gea. sach bolo te dukh lagda 22 :D: :D:

rupinder brar · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2012, 10:46:29 AM »

haha nice joke

Oranyo · « **Reply #37 on:** September 17, 2012, 06:13:32 AM »

Husband ( calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room):
"Please come fast!
I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel!!!"

MANAGER:
Sir, I'm sorry but its your personal matter.

Husband -
haramkhor. !
Yeh khidki nahi khul rahi hai!!!
This is a maintenance matter!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

-ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- · « **Reply #38 on:** September 17, 2012, 06:35:26 AM »

Ha ha :D: vichra dukhi atma :D:

ਫੱਤੋ ਦਾ ਯਾਰ · « **Reply #39 on:** September 17, 2012, 07:04:55 AM »

ha ha :D: :D: :D:

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