Author Topic: This is not an attempt to encourage people to have arrange marriage (Read 4283 times)

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **on:** January 13, 2011, 05:21:25 AM »

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 13, 2011, 05:21:25 AM »

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:50:18 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh: title is more funny than the rest

Guglo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:15:42 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:27:56 PM »

that's twisted :/

•°o.O тîтℓєє O.o°• · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:45:48 PM »

: ... no wonder Americans call everyone by their names ... because there are no names for those relationships X_X

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2011, 04:18:31 AM »

Quote from: The desi dude on January 13, 2011, 07:50:18 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh: title is more funny than the rest

I knew you had something to say about this.

Quote from: _noXiouS_ on January 13, 2011, 01:27:56 PM

that's twisted :/

Yeah man.

Quote from: •°o.O тîтℓєє O.o°• on January 13, 2011, 01:45:48 PM

: ... no wonder Americans call everyone by their names ... because there are no names for those relationships X_X

Hahaha.

I'm wondering though if any1 can answer this, how is his wife his grandmother?

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:43:30 AM »

Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on January 14, 2011, 04:18:31 AM

I knew you had something to say about this.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:47:25 AM »

Quote from: The desi dude on January 14, 2011, 05:43:30 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:16:00 AM »

Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on January 14, 2011, 05:47:25 AM

:comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:

:hihpanga:

♥Simmo♥ · « **Reply #9 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:43:46 AM »

Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on January 14, 2011, 04:18:31 AM

I'm wondering though if any1 can answer this, how is his wife his grandmother?

well u see since his daughter is married to his father. that makes him the brother of his sister. and the mother (his wife) is da grandmother.

M. · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:16:37 AM »

thats evil lol.

Ķιℓℓα Ķαuя · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »

: i knew there was a reason behind this arrange marriage thing :laugh: that would be one messed up family

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hahaha gotta agree with titlee with calling by names

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:16:46 PM »

Quote from: The desi dude on January 14, 2011, 06:16:00 AM

:hihpanga:

:hit:

Quote from: ♥ Khish Mish ♥ on January 14, 2011, 07:43:46 AM

well u see since his daughter is married to his father. that makes him the brother of his sister. and the mother (his wife) is da grandmother.

Hahaha yeah yeah i get it now.

Quote from: Jatti_Killa4nia_Di on January 14, 2011, 10:03:20 AM

: i knew there was a reason behind this arrange marriage thing :laugh: that would be one messed up family :

hahaha gotta agree with titlee with calling by names :

It could still happen in arrange marriages. Just not very likely.

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:21:12 PM »

@ Topic title - elle are you scared of having an arrange marriage?

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if so why?

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on January 14, 2011, 06:21:12 PM

@ Topic title - elle are you scared of having an arrange marriage? :

if so why? :

1st of all, i would never have arrange marriage, i'd rather be not married at all. And there isn't arrange marriages in NZ. :lost: But if you ask me what i think of arrange marriages, then that's quite ridiculous, but then again i'm entitled to my own opinion.