A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

hahah illusion is it

an innovative way to know when to stop boozing

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: damn

shukr aa rabb da mein ni penda ni ta menu laptop naal rakhna pea karna c teri akh vali pic dekh ke pta lagna c kado peeni band karni :happy:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ajj fer meri lat v kha  :hehe: :hehe:

profile ta ma pehla hi dekhia c par OMG gana dekh mein tenu kehra link den laga c naal kehna c eho gana la apne prfile te 

buhe bariyan main aawangi hawa baan ke

lai ehna purana gana

purana nawa ta pta ni mere ik dost ne link dita c ko 15 din pehla. gane naalo gaan vali jiada changi aa :laugh:

lolzzzzz karaiye fer teri gal baat us nal  :pagel: :pagel:

enne mara din ni aaye mere aje koi hor gal karave jis nal krni hau mein aape kar lauga..nal oh paki haigi mein ta indian labni koi :balle: :balle: