Bill Gates died in an accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where to go."

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "you can visit both places to help you decide."

Bill said, "OK, let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,  playing in the water, laughing and frolicking. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a minute and said, "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell."

"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill cried out in anguish and disappointment, "This is horrible, this is not what I expected! I can't believe this happened! What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?!"

God replied, "That was the screen saver."

God chalu nikaleya  :

JK

god bechara dukhi c usda os din vich 3 baar crash hunda c

haye oo rabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oo god tusi grt oo  :hehe: :hehe:

rabb v apna majakiyea bohat aa  :hehe: :hehe:

rabb nu b mazak karn da haq haiga

hanji hanji poora hega aa

babeo mere lai heaven ch h book kar leo  :lol: :lol: :

jada ho gea  :hehe:

rab majak vich apne kaul b bula lenda :happy:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: menu v lag gea c pta jada ho gea majak :hehe:

oda v rab nu shanti pasand haigi :happy: tu taan sar kha lena rabb da ma hi tenu jhali janda :laugh:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ah gal aa

huuhhhhhhhh  :huhh: :huhh:
nah jhail fer  :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

ki fark ni penda mera sar ka ke bhukhi rehna tu, hai hi ni kuch mere sar vich :laugh:

hhehehheheh aa chak tu v man lea nah tera v daba khali h aa :hehe: :hehe:

hun soch ki share karuga tere naal  :laugh:

khali daba  :pagel:

ghar ja ki phir bhar lena :happy:

hehehheheh te ma fer khali kar deina  :hehe: :pagel:

studies vich busy ho jana ma. pata ni PJ te sign in karan da time milna ka ni :happy:

:sad:

hu knows what lies ahead?