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The End is Near
« on: December 15, 2009, 10:14:06 PM »
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

 

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The End is Near
« on: December 15, 2009, 10:14:06 PM »

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 08:17:51 PM »
hahaha

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 10:01:10 PM »
hahaha
kidda veere :happy: bara chup rehnda aj kal? howz u doin?

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 10:49:15 PM »
rahul mere supane ch aya c nah tan krke  :hehe:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 02:07:45 AM »
rahul mere supane ch aya c nah tan krke  :hehe:
sair krn da shoken hai ghumda hoia aa gaya hona. gadasa kithe c tera?

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 02:11:43 AM »
sair krn da shoken hai ghumda hoia aa gaya hona. gadasa kithe c tera?
hahaha nah nah rahul tan gud boy aa oste n ma gandasa chalundi...oh mere ghar aya c mere supne ch te chah pee ke gea c  :pagel: :pagel:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 02:13:05 AM »
hahaha nah nah rahul tan gud boy aa oste n ma gandasa chalundi...oh mere ghar aya c mere supne ch te chah pee ke gea c  :pagel: :pagel:
mere magr kehra polizi lagi hai? mere te din vich 3-4 var gadasa chal janda :lost:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 04:18:35 AM »
mere magr kehra polizi lagi hai? mere te din vich 3-4 var gadasa chal janda :lost:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: tu gandase nal h chalda aa  :hehe:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 08:45:22 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: tu gandase nal h chalda aa  :hehe:
tu menu bilkl ni samjh bibi, mein ta ik smile naal hi udada phirda :lost:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 11:08:13 PM »
tu menu bilkl ni samjh bibi, mein ta ik smile naal hi udada phirda :lost:
haye n ma marja
munda kina sidha aa  :pagel: :pagel:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 11:29:53 PM »
hahah i remember i was standing in train once,, and thr was a guy, yelling out random things....(trust me, these kind of ppl are, heart of Newyorkcity)
And he said,,, the world is gonna eend,, Jay Z he got million bucks in the back,,, is he gonna take that money with him when he die??
 no

Chris brown... he got tons of money in his bank,, where is that money gonna go after his death,,, u should start believeing in god,,, leave his life of materialism

it was so funny, i guess it long :happy:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 12:48:49 AM »
rahul mere supane ch aya c nah tan krke  :hehe:
:laugh:

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2009, 03:39:24 AM »
hahah i remember i was standing in train once,, and thr was a guy, yelling out random things....(trust me, these kind of ppl are, heart of Newyorkcity)
And he said,,, the world is gonna eend,, Jay Z he got million bucks in the back,,, is he gonna take that money with him when he die??
 no

Chris brown... he got tons of money in his bank,, where is that money gonna go after his death,,, u should start believeing in god,,, leave his life of materialism

it was so funny, i guess it long :happy:
such things are common in all major world metros

 

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