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Stupid Questions/Answers
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:15:17 AM »


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .


Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...


Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.


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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...


Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?


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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter


Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...


Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself


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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...


Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...


Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.


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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...


Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
 

 

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Stupid Questions/Answers
« on: November 16, 2009, 03:15:17 AM »

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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 04:09:47 AM »
. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...


Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.



lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 04:21:02 AM »
Quote from: ოἶէɾo on November 16, 2009, 04:09:47 AM
. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...


Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.



lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
mitro jee jado tusi comments post karde menu sara PJ mitra da nazar aanda :hehe:
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 04:47:40 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 16, 2009, 04:21:02 AM
mitro jee jado tusi comments post karde menu sara PJ mitra da nazar aanda :hehe:
palle nai peyi gal, what do u mean
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 04:55:45 AM »
bhene tryea marda aa  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 06:07:58 AM »
Quote from: ოἶէɾo on November 16, 2009, 04:47:40 AM
palle nai peyi gal, what do u mean

lo jee palle pen wali kehri gal va. mitro = frend. I said when u post a comment, i feel like surrounded by frends on PJ
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 06:08:46 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 16, 2009, 06:07:58 AM
lo jee palle pen wali kehri gal va. mitro = frend. I said when u post a comment, i feel like surrounded by frends on PJ
oh.. balle tere fir
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 06:09:35 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 16, 2009, 04:55:45 AM
bhene tryea marda aa  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
:rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: edda vadda blame
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Re: Stupid Questions/Answers
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 06:10:54 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 16, 2009, 06:09:35 AM
:rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: edda vadda blame
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: sach aa :pagel:
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