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Still on My Diet
« on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:52 PM »
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.  She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.  One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.  The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.  She smiled.  "He never found out.  I made another cake and ate half!"

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Still on My Diet
« on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:52 PM »

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 02:18:48 AM »
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karla dieting bhukhi

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 02:23:39 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
karla dieting bhukhi
bibi tu b kha lea kar kuch. 45 kg weight sun ke menu eda laga jida ghar de khan nu ni dende tenu

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 02:28:45 AM »
bibi tu b kha lea kar kuch. 45 kg weight sun ke menu eda laga jida ghar de khan nu ni dende tenu
hahahhah 45 n aa 42 aa.. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: gharde deine aa..par ma khandi n  :pagel: :pagel:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 02:31:24 AM »
hahahhah 45 n aa 42 aa.. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: gharde deine aa..par ma khandi n  :pagel: :pagel:
awwwwwwwwwww 50 ta pura kar la

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 02:34:24 AM »
awwwwwwwwwww 50 ta pura kar la
vyah toh bad ho jao  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 02:41:37 AM »
vyah toh bad ho jao  :hehe: :hehe:
vya to baad ta kai baar badhna ghatna :laugh:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 02:57:18 AM »
vya to baad ta kai baar badhna ghatna :laugh:
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro:a :marro: :marro: :marro:  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh ala n

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2009, 03:14:09 AM »
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro:a :marro: :marro: :marro:  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh ala n
le ma ki keha hun. vya to baad punjabna motia ho jandia saaria. ik janani dekhi mein jalandhar. scooter chalandi c. bari koshish kiti scooter nazar aawe par kala wheels nazar ande c :lost:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2009, 03:20:38 AM »
le ma ki keha hun. vya to baad punjabna motia ho jandia saaria. ik janani dekhi mein jalandhar. scooter chalandi c. bari koshish kiti scooter nazar aawe par kala wheels nazar ande c :lost:
hahahahahahah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz par i knw ma n hona..meri mom v nahi hoye jad meri mom da vay hoea oh c 5 kg de mere dad c 70 kg  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 03:34:25 AM »
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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 03:37:42 AM »
hahahahahahah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz par i knw ma n hona..meri mom v nahi hoye jad meri mom da vay hoea oh c 5 kg de mere dad c 70 kg  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
5 kg de :surp: das unbelievable :surp:  tere mum sirf 5 kg de c :surp:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2009, 03:38:55 AM »
5 kg de :surp: das unbelievable :surp:  tere mum sirf 5 kg de c :surp:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 5 nahi 35 kg

mere keyboard da  3 kai var kam n krad  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2009, 03:40:03 AM »
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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 03:40:58 AM »
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 5 nahi 35 kg

mere keyboard da  3 kai var kam n krad  :hehe: :hehe:
35 b unbelievable :surp: tere mum akal vale ilaka vich jamme c?

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2009, 03:43:32 AM »
35 b unbelievable :surp: tere mum akal vale ilaka vich jamme c?
hahhahah nah ..... meri maasi h sabh kha jandi c :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2009, 03:44:45 AM »
hahhahah nah ..... meri maasi h sabh kha jandi c :laugh: :laugh:
:loll: massi vich to pher 4 mum ban jandia honi

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2009, 03:48:45 AM »
:loll: massi vich to pher 4 mum ban jandia honi
massi meri gogappa aa  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2009, 03:53:39 AM »
massi meri gogappa aa  :hehe: :hehe:
masar bechara pher stick hona. edda de hi couple dekhe ma ta. chandigarh teek haig. ppz r health conscious.

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Re: Still on My Diet
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2009, 03:55:22 AM »
masar bechara pher stick hona. edda de hi couple dekhe ma ta. chandigarh teek haig. ppz r health conscious.
hahahha tenu kime pta..han mere masarji patle aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

 

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