A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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:laugh:

jama bakwas  : :

ghar di murgi dal brabr

gall ni bani 22 ji

gall ta bani samjh ni aai shayd tuanu

hanji shayad meri samaj to baahr hai

veer mere usdi arm nakli c. eh gal vakil nu pata c. is lai usne judge nu keha ki kasur ta es di arm da hai. judge b chalak siga. usne keha teek hai is di arm nu saza denda. eh es di marzi ki isne apni arm naal saza katni ki kalli arm ne saza katni ( judge da matlab c ki is di arm amputate kar ke usnu saza diti jave) judge nu ki pta c usdi arm artificial hai. culprit ne apni artificial arm la ke judge more rakh diti saza lai te aap apne lawyer nal khushi khushi chala gaya.

j eda c pher tan haqdaar ho tusi tareef de

 =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

ma ni lawyer di tareef karo g

ikko gall a lawyer bare dasseya tan tusi a