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Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« on: January 08, 2010, 12:15:54 AM »
Ramu sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Ramu, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Ramu jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Ramu continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Ramu—–pyare Ramu sahab

You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
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Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« on: January 08, 2010, 12:15:54 AM »

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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 12:19:49 AM »
Sir:bacho kasam khao k kabhi bhi sharab sigret ni pioge, kabhi non veg nahi khaoge.
Bache:nahi khaege sir.

Sir: kabhi ladkio ko nahi chedoge
Bache:nahi chedege sir.

Sir: kabhi jua nahi kheloge.
Bache: nahi khelege sir

Sir:desh k lie apni jaan bhi dedoge
Bache: dedege sir, aisi jaan ka aur karege bhi kya…
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 12:29:59 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ramu ghaint aa
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 08:14:02 AM »
 :laugh:  :laugh: funny :laugh:
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 04:15:32 PM »
hahahhahahahha bhaji thats was funny hahaha
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 09:17:09 PM »
GS this is a double post.......  :happy: :happy: may be triple post, i guess after aussie/jazz shaid sonnen ney ve post ketta haiga  :happy:
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 09:21:11 PM »
Bhotu Shah {NEW FUNNY} - Remake of Aashiq Banaya Aapne
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 09:23:07 PM »
poison wat are you doing??? yaar koi new topic bna la har ik topic vich same video keu pai janda???


@ GS, here is link to second post http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/sir-bacho-kasam-khao/
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 09:23:42 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2014, 03:13:54 AM »
lol GRenade sio nu vi jokes aunde aa :D: :D:

awesome :loll:
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 06:09:19 AM »
hahahha veryy nycee! :loll:
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Re: Ramu goes to work at Microsoft (hindi)
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2014, 06:04:53 AM »
 :loll: :loll: :loll: haha
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