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« on: January 14, 2010, 09:01:44 AM »
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" The coroner, now tired of the brow beating says, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

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Practicing Law
« on: January 14, 2010, 09:01:44 AM »

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:18:45 PM »
samjh n lagi

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 12:13:27 AM »
 :loll: :loll: .... aa set se..  :loll:

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 12:46:28 AM »
bibi lagda brain aje tu unpack ni kita apna unused hi haga :happy:

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 12:50:29 AM »
bibi lagda brain aje tu unpack ni kita apna unused hi haga :happy:
lai nahi samjh aya dasde

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 01:11:11 AM »
lai nahi samjh aya dasde
bibi attorney doc kolo jine death certificate issue kita, death certificate the authencity barey cross question karda. Puchda ki onu yakeen c ki oh banda mar chuka c? ki one os banda da pulse te heart beat chek kiti c. Doc gets irritated. Te oh khij ke bolea menu ode mran da eda yakeen c ki us da brain sar vicho bahr kad ke table te pea c par ho sakda oh aap tere vangu kite law practice kar rea hove. attorney di ta lassi ho gi na court ch :lost: aaya samj?

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 01:21:49 AM »
bibi attorney doc kolo jine death certificate issue kita, death certificate the authencity barey cross question karda. Puchda ki onu yakeen c ki oh banda mar chuka c? ki one os banda da pulse te heart beat chek kiti c. Doc gets irritated. Te oh khij ke bolea menu ode mran da eda yakeen c ki us da brain sar vicho bahr kad ke table te pea c par ho sakda oh aap tere vangu kite law practice kar rea hove. attorney di ta lassi ho gi na court ch :lost: aaya samj?
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: aa gai samjh  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 01:24:33 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: aa gai samjh  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
brain nu thora grease den vali ha

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 01:26:15 AM »
brain nu thora grease den vali ha
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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 01:29:16 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: aho :pagel:
baki tera brain pura brand new haiga aje. jidda packing khol ke hun hi fit kita hove. jada use kita ni lga manu :happy:

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Re: Practicing Law
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 01:31:00 AM »
baki tera brain pura brand new haiga aje. jidda packing khol ke hun hi fit kita hove. jada use kita ni lga manu :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: sadean jeha lassi kari janda aa... ma cheeja jada use n krdi purani oh jandi aa.. navi cheej achi lagdi menu :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

 

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